Sign in

Battle Bound!

@realtfd.bsky.social
192 followers 43 following 277 posts

Tuck Davion, producer of Battle Bound, artist, & monster fucker. Enby, pansexual asshole. I'm 💯% ELATED to be your personal villain. Redde Creditori Tuo, Fucko. 👾🤖💥🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

PostsRepliesMedia
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Whiskey Tango, @starcitygames.bsky.social ? I order two REVISED copies of Serra Angel only to get two copies from ... 4th? What? How does this even happen? Good thing I didn't need them right away!
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
youtu.be/rR_o1zaT9cY Let's talk GAMES & GEARS in this latest episode of PAINTER'S PIT, #Battletech fans! Is it good, is it worth the money, what's up with the shady website? Come find out!
youtu.be
Painter's Pit E32 - Games & Gears Review!
YouTube video by Battle Bound
020
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Finally: 9.) I don't want my enemy to know they are my enemy. I want them to FIND OUT, and only at the last possible moment. 10.) A lot of truth is said in jest. 11.) I'd/they'd/you'd cut my/your/their pinky fingers off [for a desired thing] "I'd cut my pinky fingers off RN for one of those."
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
4.) Why do the Yankees always win? Because the other team's too busy looking at their pinstripes. 5.) We'll drop a hoss on 'em/give 'em the ol' Andy Dufrense. 6.) Closed mouths don't get fed. 7.) It's only energy. You lose nothing for trying. 8.) Or so whylome wont.
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
1.) To understand recursion, first you must understand recursion. 2.) Upon close inspection, the subterfuge won't last, but at a glance everything will appear to be normal. 3.) How often do you pause to look at a man's shoes?
020
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
LONGER VIDEO ON CHANNEL SOON - w/RESPONSES ... but for now check out my favorite 10 HOT TAKES 🔥That'll Get Your #Battletech Card REVOKED! What ones do you take the most umbrage with, fellow mech jocks? www.tiktok.com/@realtfd/pho...
030
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I agree - should check out my batrep on YouTube - Raiders of the Lost Art.
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
DROP 'EM #Battletech fans! I'll start: Word of Blake was the better Comstar.
990
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
My favorite Clan machines definitely include the Vapor Eagle 3!
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
What do you rate the Thunderbolt, 1-10?
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE 'MECH, GENCON? And also - #Battletech players of #BlueSky - what's yours? Watch this and tell me in the comments! youtu.be/_qlbso_UnQ0
youtu.be
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MECH, GENCON? #Battletech #shorts
YouTube video by Battle Bound
260
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It's a #Battletech #Gothic unboxing today on the Channel while I'm up here at #GenCon - come check this! youtube.com/shorts/3MGbs...
youtube.com
BATTLETECH GOTHIC UNBOXING! #shorts
YouTube video by Battle Bound
080
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Statistically, I know you can't ALL be #Battletech fans ... one or two of ya gotta be all up on that #40k rizzle - and to all three of you, I'm not sorry for calling him a Knight of the Planet Corps, nor am I sorry I called his gun a Lawgiver. #Dredd all day lmao www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kk9SSN/
tiktok.com
A futuristic Knight of the Planet Corps charges through the sand of an extraterrestrial plane, his heavy power armor the only barrier between him and the gruesome death of being suffocated in merciles...
TikTok video by Battle Bound
040
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
#Battletech fam - You just gotta let her know: Hetzer's gonna Hetz, amirite? Hello? Is this thing on?? www.youtube.com/@BattleBound
0140
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Yay! Hello, fellow Enby! Welcome aboard the the TCS Coaster, better known on the Space Lanes as Tin Can Sally. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, and NO MAN can tame her! We are no men. 😉 Here's to the memories, punch it - let's blow this popsicle stand!
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@bishopsteiner.bsky.social @battletechcomms.bsky.social @battletechcom.bsky.social @artofbattletech.bsky.social @pretzelbear.bsky.social @wwgkofficial.bsky.social @calliope77.bsky.social
131
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
When you paint #Battletech minis, what methods do you enjoy? I'm catchin' up on episodes of Painter's Pit!, & landing HOT for Ep. #31 we bring: "Fast Falcons"! 🔥🥵 Get 'em on the table - FAST! Subscribe for more & ✅️ us out out Patreon!(Patreon.com/BattleBound) 🗺️🤖⚔️🎯💥🫡🪖🦾🦿🎨🖌😵😍 ⬇️👍 youtu.be/bGqXXby2J_o
youtu.be
Painter's Pit! E31: Pop, Lock, & Drop It! Painting Battletech Miniatures | Clan Jade Falcon | COLLAB
YouTube video by Battle Bound
1115
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hey there, Pitties! It's time for a NEW Painter's Pit, & this time when I say "easy", I mean: Prime, Dry Brush, Wash - DONE! 3 steps to get painted forces on the table...FAST! Peep this, lemme know what you think! Collaborative effort w/TheTriforceKid. Enjoy! #Battletech 🫡🪖🤖💥🦾🖌️🎨 youtu.be/bGqXXby2J_o
youtu.be
Painter's Pit! E31: Pop, Lock, & Drop It! Painting Battletech Miniatures | Clan Jade Falcon | COLLAB
YouTube video by Battle Bound
020
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
When you say "Hot Rod" in quotes like that - are you referring to either Roddy Piper OR Transformers: The Movie?
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Therapist: No one will fight your battles for you. Me: So, you're saying I should buy a Trebuchet? Therapist: Well, how do we appropriately respond to threats? Me: (nodding) Fair - now that you say so, a Catapult really seems far more up my particular alley... Therapist: No #battletech (or?)😆😇
110
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
#Battletech Thumbnail SHENANIGANS. A new Pit will be out soon, and my buddy's method is so easy, your head will explode! You'll have an ass-kicking force on the table in no time! Look for it soon at www.youtube.com/@battlebound 🪖🫡🦾🤖💥🔥🖌️
071
Reposted by Battle Bound!
Art of Battletech & Mechwarrior @artofbattletech.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Not enough people are posting about Battletech and Mechwarrior so here’s a classic Doug Chaffee artwork ‘Fall of Terra’ from 1996
223945
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It's⏰for a 5 &...Crime! Unhinged Alpha Cats swear an open Batchall for a Trial of Possession! For? Bragging rights to the Blue Whale of Catoosa on Rte.66!🛣️🐳 My job: Grab my iron & a posse! To come stunting on 10 toes, what might be able to take 'em? Which🌟would 🫵 field for the dub? #Battletech 🤖💥🐈‍⬛🫡
These gun-totin' maniacs are looking to have a whale of a time at high warp speed - it's better than watchin' Star Trek after you smoked weed...Possible OpFor #1: Nova Cats +32 BV2Possible OpFor #2: Battle Value scores are EVEN.
020
Reposted by Battle Bound!
Joel Kreissman @zarpaulus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Reblog the money fox for luck
01112
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I👂the #Battletech Grand Melee @ #GenCon '25 may have new rules text in RE: a DQ if SOMEONE were to, say, be a SCAMP while running a nimble medium 'mech equipped w/incredible Improved Jump Jet reach...to outlast the entire battlefield for a game of attrition. I'ma call it "The Tuck Davion Rule". 🤖💥🫡🔥
060
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My Thunderbolt is ready to cover your six - she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid! The TCS Coaster's a solid machine, even if she IS known on the space lanes as 'Tin Can Sally'! I've been joyriding in this jelly jar since puberty & we go back like 4 flats on a Cadillac.🫡
120
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
You know I got'cho' back, Blasta Masta! You got the Tiger comin' at you live, how you doin', Jack?
110
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
@bishopsteiner.bsky.social @battletechcomms.bsky.social @artofbattletech.bsky.social @battletechcom.bsky.social @override-fanzine.bsky.social @secretsofbattletech.substack.com @ariesgamesandminis.bsky.social @starcorpsind.bsky.social @swankmotron.com @wild-cat144.bsky.social @pretzelbear.bsky.social
040
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Hey hey, Nova Cats and Nova Kittens! Check out my 30th Episode Extravaganza for Painter's Pit: a full Star of Clan Nova Cat Alpha Galaxy 'mechs, which I've affectionately named "The ThunderCats". Painting your #Battletech minis was never this easy or this fun! 🫡🤖💥🔥🎨🖌peep this!⬇️ youtu.be/AfxAIGLlz84
youtu.be
Painter's Pit! 30th Episode Extravaganza, Nova Cat Alpha Galaxy - Painting #battletech miniatures!
YouTube video by Battle Bound
1247
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
youtu.be/AfxAIGLlz84 For my 30th Episode of Painter's Pit, I'm coming in hot with a FULL STAR of Nova Cats! Alpha Galaxy, REPRESENT, BAYBAY! Come on in for a 30th episode extravaganza, shot in a whole other style than what I usually do! So peep this, and lemme know what you think! #battletech 🤖🖌️🫡💥🔥
youtu.be
Painter's Pit! 30th Episode Extravaganza, Nova Cat Alpha Galaxy - Painting #battletech miniatures!
YouTube video by Battle Bound
000
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Wanna hear why I can't stand Grinder events for #Battletech? That's what the viewers voted on, so I made it! E2 of Unscripted E2 is live now! youtu.be/fzStk-O-BCI?...
youtu.be
Unscripted E2: Why Tuck Hates Grinders
YouTube video by Battle Bound
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
it's dipped and stripped, thank you for the lesson, I needed to learn how to accept my own happiness and not ruin it by asking folks to come in and ruin it
000
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Oh man, I didn't know you were the police of my emotions. Did you get a badge? I'd actually like to see that, so I can say "we don't need no stinking badges" in reply. You've taught me two important lessons today: don't ask for opinions if you're happy, and don't tell anyone how you really feel.
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Yeah well its ruined now, so, again, 100% my fault, should not have asked, will never ask anymore
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
In fact I'm gonna go in and erase the effect now, if I even can, and I have a feeling this will be stripped before the end of the week. I never should have asked. Never never never.
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Totally took me from a place of being happy with myself and plopped me square into "this is ass, you should hate it every time you look at it forever"
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Absolutely a "will never attempt this ever again" kind of moment, I should have known better
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hey next time I want to ask for opinions about my art, someone slap the ever loving FUCK out of me, just LIMP ARM that shit and call me the absolute fucking MORON I am in that moment, then slap the absolute DOG SHIT out of me again on the other cheek.
000
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I mean I should not have made this post because now I feel like utter dog shit about it & will never be able to see it as anything other than an abject FAILURE & won't be able to accept future compliments about it, but honestly that's my fault I guess, I just wanna throw it all away now but thanks.
100
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
And see, I just felt that'd be so boring. I liked the idea of the vent projecting the light down. YMMV
110
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Look, I'm not saying I predicted the new #Pope ... but I'm not saying I didn't "call it", either ... See, I told you, #Battletech fans, you can't spell Papal Conclave without PPC! (I'm not Catholic, I'm just jazzed I predicted the new Pope would be a Nova Cat lmaoooo)
030
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Gonna have to keep em from clawing me up!
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
That really feels like it should come from the Dire Wolf - the Star's true "tank".
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Devastating.
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Just remember - you can't spell Papal Conclave without... PPC.
020
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Well, I can show ya better than I can tell ya, and fortunately I'm currently producing a video tutorial! I'll be sure to link you, it's Dry Brushing.😊
010
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Aerials... In the sky... This is actually the new #Pope Mobile. They been waiting for Frank to die so they could upgrade without embarrassing him. #Battletech
1232
Battle Bound! @realtfd.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Most INSANE #Basketball #FRVR score I've ever seen - & I SHOT IT! Had abt 9k pts. by Rd. 2, went on disgusting hot streak, scoring swishers back to back. Double score. Swish. Invincible. Swish, Swish. Double Score. Insane! Came up to 1,166,066 - and as the Joker says: "Well, it's time to retire."
000