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David Hill

@realteuchterdavid.bsky.social
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14h
New kit, who dis
Selfie. I'm wearing a navy blue football kit with white collar and cuffs. It's a 150th anniversary Falkirk kit
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At the fitba. 'Mon the Bairns
The Falkirk stadium looking magnificent on a sunny autumn day
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aww thanks. No been called a loon in ages
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol thanks
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Merci
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ta
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cheers pal
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Caroline Poopass
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
46 today so this is how I take selfies now
Unflattering selfie taken from low angle. I'm still wearing my dressing  gown cause I'm not long out of bed. Nice double chin on display
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm alive! And I'm drunk
Blurry nighttime selfie
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi everybody!
Blurry selfie. I'm smoking.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hi
Squinty angle. Grey hoody and backpack straps. Glasses and brown hair. Smirking. Dark sky with trees and bushes in.the streetlights
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Drunk (and stoned) man walking home
Red hoody, green bodywarmer, squinty glasses and light brown messy hair. Hedges and darkness over my shoulder.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Beautiful 🥲
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This the best cheer routine I've ever seen
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If i was a celtic fan I'd probably say you can have him
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bit harsh on the SPFL, our season started last week
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rod Liddle the kind of man who didn't wipe his arse cause it was too woke
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DICK
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Currently wandering around paisley in the pishing rain while eldest daughter is in the hairdressers
A cobbled hill street with a church spire visible at the top of the hillVery wet paving slabs
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Latest in my drunk man walking home series
Wearing a red hoody. Green bag strap. Glasses and light brown hair. Road and hedges visible in the streetlights behind me.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I may or may not be drunk
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is beautiful chaos
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Perhaps not
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ffs bedtime
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lol. Not van Morrison then. Was just listening to the sister album by sonic youth too
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Van Morrison?
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck me. 2am. This is going to be an all-timer of a hate watch
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
With the fam in Tenerife.
A palm tree frames a picture of the beach. Blue sky and sea.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Went to an optical illusion place in Tenerife.
Multiple reflected images of me pulling a daft face
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Knocked out of the group stage on goal difference - the Scotland way
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nice turn of phrase by the referee there "cancel the goal is final decision"
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Balloons burst already
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
HWFG. Shiteing masel noo
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We put up with worse during the blitz
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer's legacy will be that he was the British PM who most resembled Billy Bear Ham
A Billy Bear Ham sitting on a deli counter. Looks delicious!
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Has anyone checked on Otto English
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hiya pal
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Holy fucking shit. Done
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Buddy,
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Look at the father's day gift my eldest daughter made for me 🥲 She chose that pic cause she's raising the middle finger in it 🖕
A photo frame with two pictures of me and my eldest daughter when she was a toddler. It says "#1 Dad" and "fav dad".
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He was poor against Haiti imo
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hello I am over 40 this is my permanent state of being
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Started to play a bit. Honestly after the start we had I'm happy with 1-0 at halftime
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That was utter shite lads
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pre match treat as the nerves kick in
Glass of beer with can beside. End Credit DIPA 8% from Tiny Rebel brewery
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ray Liotta looking cool in Goodfellas
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm very sorry to say England looked really good in that 2nd half.
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