David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Rod Liddle the kind of man who didn't wipe his arse cause it was too woke 073
Reposted by David HillHawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 04/08/2026WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DICK 493
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Currently wandering around paisley in the pishing rain while eldest daughter is in the hairdressers 050
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Fuck me. 2am. This is going to be an all-timer of a hate watch 010
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Went to an optical illusion place in Tenerife. 020
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Knocked out of the group stage on goal difference - the Scotland way 000
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Nice turn of phrase by the referee there "cancel the goal is final decision" 010
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Starmer's legacy will be that he was the British PM who most resembled Billy Bear Ham 140
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Look at the father's day gift my eldest daughter made for me 🥲 She chose that pic cause she's raising the middle finger in it 🖕 030
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Started to play a bit. Honestly after the start we had I'm happy with 1-0 at halftime 010
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I'm very sorry to say England looked really good in that 2nd half. 010
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Imagine belting out God Save The King. Couldn't be me. 020
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Wee clue for who I'm supporting in the next match 150
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Fucking beautiful. We're winning the whole thing 000
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026BBC must be getting desperate, they're putting a QR code for TV licences up on the screen 010
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Hi. Apologies for slacking in the posting department. 150
Reposted by David Hillflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Insane dystopian shit here, totally unacceptable. I expect politicians and commentators to be outraged by it, regardless of their opinion of the crimes these people were convicted of. 31855428
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Every day Starmer resembles billy bear more and more 030
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Definitely going to make a cheese and crisps sandwich when I get home 030
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/03/2026At my daughter's football match this morning and the ref blew for full time early because the captain of the opposition team called him a ginger cunt lol 030
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I see Omid Djallili is the latest comedian to go full terf, he's saying glinner was right and retweeting JKR 030
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/03/202611yo daughter used this on her WhatsApp story 🫣 110
David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026"This is not Churchill we're dealing with" has absolutely done me 030