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David Hill

@realteuchterdavid.bsky.social
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi everybody!
Blurry selfie. I'm smoking.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hi
Squinty angle. Grey hoody and backpack straps. Glasses and brown hair. Smirking. Dark sky with trees and bushes in.the streetlights
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Drunk (and stoned) man walking home
Red hoody, green bodywarmer, squinty glasses and light brown messy hair. Hedges and darkness over my shoulder.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This the best cheer routine I've ever seen
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rod Liddle the kind of man who didn't wipe his arse cause it was too woke
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DICK
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Currently wandering around paisley in the pishing rain while eldest daughter is in the hairdressers
A cobbled hill street with a church spire visible at the top of the hillVery wet paving slabs
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Latest in my drunk man walking home series
Wearing a red hoody. Green bag strap. Glasses and light brown hair. Road and hedges visible in the streetlights behind me.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I may or may not be drunk
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Perhaps not
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ffs bedtime
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck me. 2am. This is going to be an all-timer of a hate watch
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
With the fam in Tenerife.
A palm tree frames a picture of the beach. Blue sky and sea.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Went to an optical illusion place in Tenerife.
Multiple reflected images of me pulling a daft face
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Knocked out of the group stage on goal difference - the Scotland way
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nice turn of phrase by the referee there "cancel the goal is final decision"
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Balloons burst already
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
HWFG. Shiteing masel noo
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer's legacy will be that he was the British PM who most resembled Billy Bear Ham
A Billy Bear Ham sitting on a deli counter. Looks delicious!
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Has anyone checked on Otto English
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Look at the father's day gift my eldest daughter made for me 🥲 She chose that pic cause she's raising the middle finger in it 🖕
A photo frame with two pictures of me and my eldest daughter when she was a toddler. It says "#1 Dad" and "fav dad".
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Started to play a bit. Honestly after the start we had I'm happy with 1-0 at halftime
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That was utter shite lads
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pre match treat as the nerves kick in
Glass of beer with can beside. End Credit DIPA 8% from Tiny Rebel brewery
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm very sorry to say England looked really good in that 2nd half.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Screamer from Croatia there.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Imagine belting out God Save The King. Couldn't be me.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Wee clue for who I'm supporting in the next match
A close up of an embroidered red and white chessboard pattern
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Stod Rewart
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fucking beautiful. We're winning the whole thing
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Good start lads
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Holy shit it's nearly happening
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
BBC must be getting desperate, they're putting a QR code for TV licences up on the screen
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Game ready
Me and my eldest daughter wearing Scotland tops with saltires painted on our cheeks. My daughter is giving a thumbs up and I'm waving a saltire
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wasted walk home
Smiling like a eejit. Wearing a red hoody and a retro 90s inter Milan top.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hi. Apologies for slacking in the posting department.
It fucken wimdy. Hair blown back, wearing glasses and a red/orange hoodie.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Insane dystopian shit here, totally unacceptable. I expect politicians and commentators to be outraged by it, regardless of their opinion of the crimes these people were convicted of.
Harriet Williamson • @harriepw
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BREAKING: A court will seek to sentence four Palestine Action activists found guilty of criminal damage as terrorists even though they were not convicted of terror charges, in a move kept secret from the jury.
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Judge Johnson is expected to add a 'terrorist connection' to the charges of Charlotte Head, Samuel Corner, Leona (Ellie) Kamio and Fatema Rajwani under section 69 of the Sentencing Act 2020, despite the jury only convicting them of criminal damage and
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Bathroom update:
Green and white tiled walls, a bath with a showerGrey marble pattern floor tiles and sanitary wareGreen and white tiled walls, grey tiled floor, bath, sink and window.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Every day Starmer resembles billy bear more and more
A disgusting ham like a teddy bear's face
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Really enjoying this today
Cover of "Nine Inch Noize" a collaboration between Nine Inch Nails and Boys Noize. 
It is bright red with a text box in the bottom left with the bands name
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Definitely going to make a cheese and crisps sandwich when I get home
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's been a while.
Red orange glow of a joint lighting up my face
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
At my daughter's football match this morning and the ref blew for full time early because the captain of the opposition team called him a ginger cunt lol
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sunset over Battery Park, Greenock.
Red/Pink sky going to purple/blue. Above a grass park with a pavilion on thre right.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Lol, Afroman won his case on all counts
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hi everybody!
Selfie. Glasses, shorter hair than last time, green jacket. Road behind me lit up by streetlights.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I see Omid Djallili is the latest comedian to go full terf, he's saying glinner was right and retweeting JKR
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
11yo daughter used this on her WhatsApp story 🫣
Charlie Kirk in a pink ballgown. Text reads "put a pic of what you do for sports"  "Dance"
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"This is not Churchill we're dealing with" has absolutely done me
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