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Michael Patrick Walker

@realmpw.bsky.social
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Composer, lyricist, writer, musician in the Broadway and TV worlds. Also a married gay with too many streaming memberships…

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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I can't explain exactly why it feels right, but I'd like to suggest we get Audra McDonald and Harvey Fierstein on a cherry picker to pry those fucking letters off while literally every other theatre person joins hands around the building and sings "Blow Gabriel Blow"! #KennedyCenter
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I've never understood why "Don't be a d!ck" and "Don't be a pu$$y" are insults. 98% of the world REALLY likes one or both of those things so...
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Look, whatever social skills I had were decimated by the pandemic and they’re unlikely to return so…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I forget to post here because the world is a dumpster fire and my extinguisher is running on empty
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you’re expecting me to know the right thing to say or correctly read social cues more than, say 40% of the time, you have come to the WRONG place!
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It still counts as Dry January as long as you spoke like Judi Dench for 31 days
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
In A Chorus Line, at the end of "Nothing" when Morales cries after hearing that her old teacher died, do you interpret her last "Cuz I felt nothing" to mean she cried because she didn't care he died or that she cried because she still felt bad about those old exercises? #NecessaryDistraction
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Alright, I’m going for “self care” social media and connection. What I think I remember it used to be a loooong time ago. SO, I’m a musician and composer/lyricist mostly in live theatre. I play and have played a lot of Broadway shows and really love quality story-telling in that art form. Hbu? #HBU
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The least not-see social media platform. Not exactly a winning ad slogan, but here we are! #bluesky
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It is January 11th and all I can handle are videos of pets with babies. That’s all. Nothing else. #SelfCare
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Never been much of a “gotta stay up ‘til midnight” family so…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I simply can NOT retrain my brain to read "POS" as "point of sale".
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Okay, here’s the thing… #ThankYouIllShowMyselfOut
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Do we now get entertainment at random sportsball game intermissions?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
#Christmas
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
#Christmas
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Got the heat pumps hooked up to an app so now I can obsessively check what they’re doing and how much power they’re consuming. #DancingThroughLife
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
December is not my fitness friend. #InnerMonologue #InnerSaboteur #Fat #Fitness
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Adulthood: becoming your own “we have food at home” voice.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It can be true that insurance companies are ghoulish and often run by moral-free assholes who should be stopped from treating humans like garbage AND that a person who guns down someone in the street is horrible and wrong. Both things can be true.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I've found disengaging to be what I need to do for my mental health atm - not from life and everything, but from the shitshow both present and coming. Doesn't mean I don't care - in fact, it means I cared so much it snarled my left shoulder. Random sharing, I know, but that's what this is, right?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I feel this. From both perspectives
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I genuinely look forward to the end of the "holding space" era.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Genuine question: what is the path on here to find folks to follow and for engagement both ways? can't seem to figure it out... #LookingForMyPeople
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm having trouble finding people to find in general, but when all else fails, animals help me, so: bsky.app/profile/shel...
bsky.app
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I'm genuinely trying to like it here, but the engagement is bizarre. I can't find accounts I want to follow & likewise, people who might want to follow me can't/aren't. Is the only path for growth to follow hundreds of accounts you DON'T want to follow to gain traction?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The same old nemesis is back to haunt your dreams… #ScaleWars #SundayAfterThanksgiving
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Somehow it seems like a revival of the play "Art" would be really appropriate right now...
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You're talking to a guy who wrote a parody verse to "Weekend In The Country" about the pollen being really high last Spring so...heard.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Remarkably niche
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
"No Antibiotics Ever Turkey": When only a Thanksgiving bird who died of a painful sinus infection will do. #Comedy Cuz that's all I've got atm... #Humor #SendHelp
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Is the search function here not great? I search a very common keyword and get the same 15 accounts and then nothing more
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I keep reading how Bluesky is growing like crazy but when I search for people I don’t find many and engagement seems limited. Thoughts?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm behind on "The Bear" & just finished S1. Is it just me, or did the ending make NO sense? *SPOILERS* If the money Michael hid in the cans was the money he borrowed, then finding it fixes only 1 thing: they can pay back the loan. It's not a windfall to start a new restaurant so...wtf? #TheBear
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Okay so as more people join, a reintroduction: I’m a composer/lyricist, writer and musician working most of my career on (and occasionally off) Broadway. Working and playing in CT and NYC with, currently, less Bluesky engagement than a closeted Mormon with no ring. Say hello!
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I don't get the drama about blocking or not blocking or explaining why or not. A social media feed is a (weird, dysfunctional, modern) social interaction. By definition, social interactions are CHOSEN. If I don't want to interact with you (ever, at all), blocky-blockington it is! So. Very. Easy.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Trying humor cuz dunno what else to do atm
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m all for Bluesky being the new place. First step toward that would seem to be not constantly talking about the other place, right?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
There’s a fine line between “I hope this finds you well” and “I hope this finds you in a well” #NotDoingWell
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Anybody else existing in the void somewhere between “must engage like a mf to save the country” and “that’s it, nothing but pics of cute baby animals from now on”?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Trying to find my people on here. Theatre, Musicals, Music, Writing, attempting to salvage waning mental health with no idea how to, cute pets, etc. #Theatre
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I am a writer and a maker of music though both are difficult at the moment. Creativity - at least for me - is easily impeded by despair.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Trying this again because whatever it is I and we need now, it sure as shit ain’t over there…who should I follow?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Is this still a thing? I forget if this is still a thing or not.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
I dont’t think “Time Machine” is the right name for a system which somehow always begins a 30 minute backup 5 minutes before I need to disconnect my laptop…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Good lord I hated pep rallies…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Okay, still trying, but losing track of all the possible hellscape alternatives and getting serious "trying to be healthy but also not disappear" fatigue. I'm sure I can't be alone on this...
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Is there a setting on here so that replies from people I follow don’t show up separated from the posts to which they’re replying? It’s disorienting…
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