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Michael Patrick Walker

@realmpw.bsky.social
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Composer, lyricist, writer, musician in the Broadway and TV worlds. Also a married gay with too many streaming memberships…

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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I can't explain exactly why it feels right, but I'd like to suggest we get Audra McDonald and Harvey Fierstein on a cherry picker to pry those fucking letters off while literally every other theatre person joins hands around the building and sings "Blow Gabriel Blow"! #KennedyCenter
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I've never understood why "Don't be a d!ck" and "Don't be a pu$$y" are insults. 98% of the world REALLY likes one or both of those things so...
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Look, whatever social skills I had were decimated by the pandemic and they’re unlikely to return so…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I forget to post here because the world is a dumpster fire and my extinguisher is running on empty
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you’re expecting me to know the right thing to say or correctly read social cues more than, say 40% of the time, you have come to the WRONG place!
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It still counts as Dry January as long as you spoke like Judi Dench for 31 days
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
In A Chorus Line, at the end of "Nothing" when Morales cries after hearing that her old teacher died, do you interpret her last "Cuz I felt nothing" to mean she cried because she didn't care he died or that she cried because she still felt bad about those old exercises? #NecessaryDistraction
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Alright, I’m going for “self care” social media and connection. What I think I remember it used to be a loooong time ago. SO, I’m a musician and composer/lyricist mostly in live theatre. I play and have played a lot of Broadway shows and really love quality story-telling in that art form. Hbu? #HBU
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The least not-see social media platform. Not exactly a winning ad slogan, but here we are! #bluesky
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It is January 11th and all I can handle are videos of pets with babies. That’s all. Nothing else. #SelfCare
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Never been much of a “gotta stay up ‘til midnight” family so…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I simply can NOT retrain my brain to read "POS" as "point of sale".
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Okay, here’s the thing… #ThankYouIllShowMyselfOut
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Do we now get entertainment at random sportsball game intermissions?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
#Christmas
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
#Christmas
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Got the heat pumps hooked up to an app so now I can obsessively check what they’re doing and how much power they’re consuming. #DancingThroughLife
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
December is not my fitness friend. #InnerMonologue #InnerSaboteur #Fat #Fitness
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Adulthood: becoming your own “we have food at home” voice.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It can be true that insurance companies are ghoulish and often run by moral-free assholes who should be stopped from treating humans like garbage AND that a person who guns down someone in the street is horrible and wrong. Both things can be true.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I've found disengaging to be what I need to do for my mental health atm - not from life and everything, but from the shitshow both present and coming. Doesn't mean I don't care - in fact, it means I cared so much it snarled my left shoulder. Random sharing, I know, but that's what this is, right?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I feel this. From both perspectives
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I genuinely look forward to the end of the "holding space" era.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Genuine question: what is the path on here to find folks to follow and for engagement both ways? can't seem to figure it out... #LookingForMyPeople
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I'm genuinely trying to like it here, but the engagement is bizarre. I can't find accounts I want to follow & likewise, people who might want to follow me can't/aren't. Is the only path for growth to follow hundreds of accounts you DON'T want to follow to gain traction?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The same old nemesis is back to haunt your dreams… #ScaleWars #SundayAfterThanksgiving
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Somehow it seems like a revival of the play "Art" would be really appropriate right now...
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
"No Antibiotics Ever Turkey": When only a Thanksgiving bird who died of a painful sinus infection will do. #Comedy Cuz that's all I've got atm... #Humor #SendHelp
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Is the search function here not great? I search a very common keyword and get the same 15 accounts and then nothing more
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I keep reading how Bluesky is growing like crazy but when I search for people I don’t find many and engagement seems limited. Thoughts?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm behind on "The Bear" & just finished S1. Is it just me, or did the ending make NO sense? *SPOILERS* If the money Michael hid in the cans was the money he borrowed, then finding it fixes only 1 thing: they can pay back the loan. It's not a windfall to start a new restaurant so...wtf? #TheBear
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Okay so as more people join, a reintroduction: I’m a composer/lyricist, writer and musician working most of my career on (and occasionally off) Broadway. Working and playing in CT and NYC with, currently, less Bluesky engagement than a closeted Mormon with no ring. Say hello!
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I don't get the drama about blocking or not blocking or explaining why or not. A social media feed is a (weird, dysfunctional, modern) social interaction. By definition, social interactions are CHOSEN. If I don't want to interact with you (ever, at all), blocky-blockington it is! So. Very. Easy.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Trying humor cuz dunno what else to do atm
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m all for Bluesky being the new place. First step toward that would seem to be not constantly talking about the other place, right?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
There’s a fine line between “I hope this finds you well” and “I hope this finds you in a well” #NotDoingWell
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Anybody else existing in the void somewhere between “must engage like a mf to save the country” and “that’s it, nothing but pics of cute baby animals from now on”?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Trying to find my people on here. Theatre, Musicals, Music, Writing, attempting to salvage waning mental health with no idea how to, cute pets, etc. #Theatre
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I am a writer and a maker of music though both are difficult at the moment. Creativity - at least for me - is easily impeded by despair.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Trying this again because whatever it is I and we need now, it sure as shit ain’t over there…who should I follow?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Is this still a thing? I forget if this is still a thing or not.
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
I dont’t think “Time Machine” is the right name for a system which somehow always begins a 30 minute backup 5 minutes before I need to disconnect my laptop…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Good lord I hated pep rallies…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Okay, still trying, but losing track of all the possible hellscape alternatives and getting serious "trying to be healthy but also not disappear" fatigue. I'm sure I can't be alone on this...
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Is there a setting on here so that replies from people I follow don’t show up separated from the posts to which they’re replying? It’s disorienting…
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Doing a show with the mindset that you can "fix it" works out just as well as dating somebody with the same goal... #
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
As a musician I sometimes forget I need to practice new music. Like old school, 8-years old, taking piano lessons, “break it down, do it slow, figure it out” practice so I can make music later. Am I alone here or do others have to dope slap themselves now and then…?
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Michael Patrick Walker @realmpw.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Hey shoe companies, you can stop weird lacing every pair now. We all have to undo and redo them so just g’head and throw the laces in the box and call it a day…
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