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Jared Gilman

@realjaredgilman.bsky.social
4.7K followers 617 following 101 posts

Actor guy and stuff, SAG-AFTRA. Maybe u saw me in moonrise kingdom, paterson, it takes three, susie searches, elsa & fred, lol angry neighbors, other stuff. Hopefully you’ll see me in 5 Days At Zooblin’s Bar and Steakhouse, and some other short films.

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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
maybe im on my way rn but who's to say
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
the point isn’t that ur gonna remember the names or something, but it’s just acknowledging that they exist and learning about all the jobs that were created just to help get that movie made, and maybe there will be some aspect to the credits that u will remember even if it’s not every name
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Yeah it’s just been something I’ve always done, just feels weird to me to leave before they finish, just feels kinda rude to me that it’s a common practice to not pay attention to the reality of the thing u just watched. Feels like the equivalent of just leaving during a curtain call or something
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
more people should actually watch the ending credits at the movies
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Yeah god those last like 40 minutes or so are such a doozy, it’s like one doozy after another
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I can’t believe I posted this twice without noticing the fucking typo
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
just saw Sirat, really great techno-laced desert thriller that gets pretty fucked up, but my mind is especially blown cuz I had no fucking idea that’s the main guy is the same actor that played the villain in Pans Labyrinth
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
apple tv when it decides to crash right when I’m watching the new Scorsese doc
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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
YES! Thank you all for coming out this weekend! We will EXPAND next week for those waiting to see!! 57 (and counting) entirely sold out shows for this first weekend of FRANKENSTEIN!!
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
feels kinda bizarre to think that there’s only one person that’s worked on both a tom cruise movie and a bi gan movie, that person being m83
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Resurrection was pretty astonishing, I can’t fucking wait to see it again so I can maybe wrap my head around how Bi Gan pulled all that off, so many moments had my jaw drop and that was *before* the 40 minute oner, which was another insanely impressive feat in of itself
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I just assumed he quit the all-beef thing after his last bad medical episode, what a fucking doofus. like, I fucking love steak but I’d be the biggest idiot in the world if I decided to just only eat that for the rest of my life
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
just caught @realgdt.bsky.social’s frankenstein in 35mm, had a couple wonderful audience members sitting near me, go see it in 35mm if ur lucky enough to be near a theater playing it that way
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
lol
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
if only he was gonna be at the 3:45pm 35mm showing at the Angelika today. I’d go to that Sunday screening but I got Montclair film fest tickets for like 9 days straight
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
the other site’s like “noooo wait please don’t go, look we’ll start posting about autechre” and my problem is that I really love autechre
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William Wilkinson @willw.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Before I even saw this reply I hunted down the clip (from @brndnstrssng.bsky.social twtr)
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
god I forgot how hard autechre’s elseq goes, this song feels like ur in a rave filled with ghosts or some shit
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Have u seen Save The Green Planet?
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I think he like jumps out a window onto a car or something and just makes the funniest sound with his voice
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
He makes a sound that’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
just pulled a fun late-night evil movie double feature
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/10/2025
important note from libcrusher:
Reactivating temporarily to send a warning.
Since I got doxxed, it appears the same doxxing ring has targeted several other users. I learned that they were banned this week, only for Elon to, apparently, personally unban them. I feel obliged to warn everyone about my experience.

It wasn't just my personal information that got published. Someone, somewhere, got my passwords too. For my banking accounts, brokerage accounts, venmo, etc.
Most of which had different and unique passwords. All these attempts started the day i got doxxed, and have sporadically continued since.If you know anyone who's been doxxed by this group, you need to have them change all their passwords on every website immediately. Ensure 2FA and any other security measures are in place everywhere.
And, wherever possible, document and report it. Frankly, if you're a lefty of any note, do it now too

If anyone was also a victim of this or knows someone who was, there are ways to reach me. I wish I could go into more details right now. But until that time comes, protect yourself.

I will be deactivating in 20 minutes.
Hopefully, that's enough time for the warning to get out.
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
it’s a mostly delightful time and further develops the notion that the only two kinds of people he interviews are actors that he hits it off with surprisingly well or politicians/right wing freaks that come across horribly for the most part, that adam trolls into being a fun interview
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
pure out of control rage and violence
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Of course!! lol ngl, i was just going thru mr chau’s follows to find cool people I know from twitter and also just people that seem chill lol
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
the thing that’s annoying is that I have way more of an audience on the other site and there seems to be more film posting over there too, but then there’s all the nazis, that shit just makes me uncomfortable
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Every time I think I’m gonna post more on here, I end up forgetting and going back to that other place but we’ll see if the migration finally sticks or not
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
new least favorite type of twitter experience is seeing a cool film-related post I wanna retweet but then finding out that person blocked me
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
there are boobs everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
okay but what about people who had active diarrhea within the previos 13 days
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Not yet!! I wanna play it tho
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yeah we’re never gonna stop
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
my photo of her // her photo of me
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
hope everyone is having a great thanksgiving today!!! clip is unrelated
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
tom cruise is going to figure out a way to make phones non-lethally explode if u try taking a photo of mission impossible 8 in the theater so get that energy out during wicked while u still can i guess cuz ur days are seriously numbered
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
phone users vs non-phone users (normal people) at the movies
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
That almost happened in a way
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
the winners of the competition, ladies and gents
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
People were chanting “kiss! kiss! kiss!” but nothing happened. They fed eachother churros tho
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
There was some faux tennis
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Like a dozen each
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Nobody and that should be a crime
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
One of the Patrick lookalikes just threw a churro into the audience
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
my gf just dragged me to a challengers lookalike contest, ama
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this crazy egg just appeared in my gf’s apt, we’re gonna see if anything’s inside
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
my gf just put on a 6-hour baby sensory fruit dancing video directly after i showed her A Serious Man
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Yep!!! And it also had its premiere cancelled cuz of 9/11, given that there’s references to osama bin laden and potential attacks on the WTC in the movie itself
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