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Jared Gilman

@realjaredgilman.bsky.social
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Actor guy and stuff, SAG-AFTRA. Maybe u saw me in moonrise kingdom, paterson, it takes three, susie searches, elsa & fred, lol angry neighbors, other stuff. Hopefully you’ll see me in 5 Days At Zooblin’s Bar and Steakhouse, and some other short films.

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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
more people should actually watch the ending credits at the movies
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
just saw Sirat, really great techno-laced desert thriller that gets pretty fucked up, but my mind is especially blown cuz I had no fucking idea that’s the main guy is the same actor that played the villain in Pans Labyrinth
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
apple tv when it decides to crash right when I’m watching the new Scorsese doc
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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
YES! Thank you all for coming out this weekend! We will EXPAND next week for those waiting to see!! 57 (and counting) entirely sold out shows for this first weekend of FRANKENSTEIN!!
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
feels kinda bizarre to think that there’s only one person that’s worked on both a tom cruise movie and a bi gan movie, that person being m83
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Resurrection was pretty astonishing, I can’t fucking wait to see it again so I can maybe wrap my head around how Bi Gan pulled all that off, so many moments had my jaw drop and that was *before* the 40 minute oner, which was another insanely impressive feat in of itself
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I just assumed he quit the all-beef thing after his last bad medical episode, what a fucking doofus. like, I fucking love steak but I’d be the biggest idiot in the world if I decided to just only eat that for the rest of my life
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
just caught @realgdt.bsky.social’s frankenstein in 35mm, had a couple wonderful audience members sitting near me, go see it in 35mm if ur lucky enough to be near a theater playing it that way
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
lol
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
the other site’s like “noooo wait please don’t go, look we’ll start posting about autechre” and my problem is that I really love autechre
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William Wilkinson @willw.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Before I even saw this reply I hunted down the clip (from @brndnstrssng.bsky.social twtr)
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
god I forgot how hard autechre’s elseq goes, this song feels like ur in a rave filled with ghosts or some shit
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
just pulled a fun late-night evil movie double feature
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/10/2025
important note from libcrusher:
Reactivating temporarily to send a warning.
Since I got doxxed, it appears the same doxxing ring has targeted several other users. I learned that they were banned this week, only for Elon to, apparently, personally unban them. I feel obliged to warn everyone about my experience.

It wasn't just my personal information that got published. Someone, somewhere, got my passwords too. For my banking accounts, brokerage accounts, venmo, etc.
Most of which had different and unique passwords. All these attempts started the day i got doxxed, and have sporadically continued since.If you know anyone who's been doxxed by this group, you need to have them change all their passwords on every website immediately. Ensure 2FA and any other security measures are in place everywhere.
And, wherever possible, document and report it. Frankly, if you're a lefty of any note, do it now too

If anyone was also a victim of this or knows someone who was, there are ways to reach me. I wish I could go into more details right now. But until that time comes, protect yourself.

I will be deactivating in 20 minutes.
Hopefully, that's enough time for the warning to get out.
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
it’s a mostly delightful time and further develops the notion that the only two kinds of people he interviews are actors that he hits it off with surprisingly well or politicians/right wing freaks that come across horribly for the most part, that adam trolls into being a fun interview
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
pure out of control rage and violence
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
the thing that’s annoying is that I have way more of an audience on the other site and there seems to be more film posting over there too, but then there’s all the nazis, that shit just makes me uncomfortable
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Every time I think I’m gonna post more on here, I end up forgetting and going back to that other place but we’ll see if the migration finally sticks or not
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
new least favorite type of twitter experience is seeing a cool film-related post I wanna retweet but then finding out that person blocked me
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
there are boobs everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
okay but what about people who had active diarrhea within the previos 13 days
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
my photo of her // her photo of me
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
hope everyone is having a great thanksgiving today!!! clip is unrelated
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
tom cruise is going to figure out a way to make phones non-lethally explode if u try taking a photo of mission impossible 8 in the theater so get that energy out during wicked while u still can i guess cuz ur days are seriously numbered
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
phone users vs non-phone users (normal people) at the movies
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
the winners of the competition, ladies and gents
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
my gf just dragged me to a challengers lookalike contest, ama
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this crazy egg just appeared in my gf’s apt, we’re gonna see if anything’s inside
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
my gf just put on a 6-hour baby sensory fruit dancing video directly after i showed her A Serious Man
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
nyc elevators are fucking dangerous, man
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
always funny when ur not on twitter for like a day and then it just starts sending u random notifications for shit u couldn’t care less about
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Did it in a movie one time, does that count?
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
BREAKING: dinosaur spotted in nj mall
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
it’s the big dipster, barely visible
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
nj sunset being a vibe off camera
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
there’s just a random statue in the back of someone’s yard just chilling out. tho I’ll lyk if I see any more in the woods
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
I’ve never done cocaine once in my whole life, nor do I ever wanna try it, but if I was in the White House somehow and somebody offered me some coke, I’d legit have an internal debate about it cuz like, when’s the next time I’d get offered coke inside the White House? Literally never again
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
ngl i feel like if I was on a red carpet and letterboxd asked me my 4 favs, I’d just start laughing maniacally before doing the kubrick stare into the camera for 5 mins, so props to everybody that can list movies like that
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
This is totally random and desperate as hell but do any of my nyc mutuals wanna take a relatively short train ride to nj to see insidious 5 w/ me on Wednesday?
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Kinda enjoy how this place is like the cool afterparty for when u exceed ur rate limit on the other site
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Cloudy says hello bluesky!!!
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
once successful twitter posters flopping on bluesky
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I have exceeded your rate limits that were in your daily timeline and which you were probably saving for tomorrow morning Forgive me the posts were so stupid but funny and so cold
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
broadway musical about twitter’s downfall called how to exceed your rate limit without really trying
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
reskeet with a photo where u don’t look the least bit menacing
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
a movie’s camera getting caught in a glass or doorknob reflection shouldn’t be considered as a goof, it should be considered as an audience cameo
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
how it feels to like someone’s post on bluesky
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Jared Gilman @realjaredgilman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
What’s weirder: not being able to post videos or not having a rate limit
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