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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Once when while doing my homework I looked up and the entire ceiling was covered in baby spiders that I guess just hatched en masse. I ended their short little lives one press of my math book at a time 😢

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

What with their phones, dark rituals, and priests no longer being allowed in their bedrooms because woke.

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

That's literally been the explicit policy since

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

That's your receipt. Ya gotta hold onto those

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

This doof murdered a TV once trying to climb over it to hang out with the cat on the other side

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

If you're not willing to be a fascist how can you ever learn to beat a fascist?

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I don't know. Can't think with my inner voice yelling at itself

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Dude I just got through my first week back to work after alcoholism all but destroyed my life

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

There's literally no reason to, so probably yes

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Yeah I do this crazy fringe thing called paying attention while having a longer memory than a goldfish.

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

You mean you just sit back and do nothing, wait for your opponents to beat themselves. Then you do nothing while in power, allowing them to strut back in, knowing they'll once again do everything they want without opposition.

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