Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This doof murdered a TV once trying to climb over it to hang out with the cat on the other side 060
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 25/12/2025String he's actually supposed to eat is really taxing his brain cell 000
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/12/2025You assumed they were supposed to be working for you 000
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I imagine i was very high for thos but I think i genuinely made him mad 2343
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I can't be the only one now thinking of this 0100
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 22/08/2025How Not My Cat just became Monty the cat 010
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 27/07/2025My cat, deeply concerned I'm depriving myself of great joy by looking at my phone instead of him 0110
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/07/2025"It's Saturday, can't you two just play nice fir once?" 1492
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Satan? Yeah I met him, wasn't impressed. 151
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Aww I have of those but went for the evil model 151
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Only on a magical place, like Toronto 000
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil 041
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 10/06/2025At least they don't threaten you until you come to them 000
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I'm just here to share pictures of the random porch monsters I've let move into my house 030
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Gizmo could unlock windows, only to leave him on the neighbors roof, begging to be let inside 040
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Sorry is for those that lack conviction 030
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I can't speak to any crimes thay may or may not have occurred Monty adjacent. However I do believe you will not be tragically lost at sea, like poor clumsy Spike was. 130
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025You just made her list. Best of luck out there 1160
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025She's the absolute picture of innocence and I do not suspect at all that she's in hiding from the feds 2340
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Hmm I looked up from a zoom meeting yesterday see Monty here trying to chew through the hdmi cable to my computer 2350
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Are they related to the tower turtle? 030
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Tiss the hour where you may slumber, mortal 110
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Monty just wants you to know that she doesn't approve 050
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Like when Monty moved inside to defend the house from catnip mices 040
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I can read my cat's thought bubbles 030
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Jerk is currently spending a month in Florida 020
Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/03/2025My girlfriend's horse Raven. He is neither of those things 120