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Reality Dysfunction

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I have a very scary cat. Probably some other stuff, but check out my scary cat.

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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This doof murdered a TV once trying to climb over it to hang out with the cat on the other side
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Physiotherapy is important
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
They can also be Monty
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This is what they took from us
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
String he's actually supposed to eat is really taxing his brain cell
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
You assumed they were supposed to be working for you
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I imagine i was very high for thos but I think i genuinely made him mad
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I can't be the only one now thinking of this
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
How Not My Cat just became Monty the cat
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My cat, deeply concerned I'm depriving myself of great joy by looking at my phone instead of him
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
"It's Saturday, can't you two just play nice fir once?"
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Many such cases
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Satan? Yeah I met him, wasn't impressed.
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Aww I have of those but went for the evil model
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Only on a magical place, like Toronto
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Okay then what's going on here?
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
First day coming inside vs..
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
At least they don't threaten you until you come to them
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm just here to share pictures of the random porch monsters I've let move into my house
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Gizmo could unlock windows, only to leave him on the neighbors roof, begging to be let inside
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Sorry is for those that lack conviction
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I can't speak to any crimes thay may or may not have occurred Monty adjacent. However I do believe you will not be tragically lost at sea, like poor clumsy Spike was.
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
You just made her list. Best of luck out there
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
She's the absolute picture of innocence and I do not suspect at all that she's in hiding from the feds
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Hmm I looked up from a zoom meeting yesterday see Monty here trying to chew through the hdmi cable to my computer
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Look at this doofus
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Are they related to the tower turtle?
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tiss the hour where you may slumber, mortal
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Monty has had enough
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Monty just wants you to know that she doesn't approve
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Like when Monty moved inside to defend the house from catnip mices
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I can read my cat's thought bubbles
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Jerk is currently spending a month in Florida
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
My girlfriend's horse Raven. He is neither of those things
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The crew
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Reality Dysfunction @realitydysfunction.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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