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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A breeze is just the ocean’s yawn.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The wonders persist and so do I.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mallorca, what is that- an island shopping mall for whales?
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If I wanted to make a bajilljon dollars I’d start a CPAP machine company whose slogan was “Got Sleep Apnea? Let’s make Sleep Hapnea!”
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jacksonville Clam Slappers would be a great name for a minor league baseball team.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mr. Bean should have a podcast called “Full of The Beans”
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
lol the only celebrity to attend the UFC fight at the White House was Nate Bargatze.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“One of the reasons I moved to Los Angeles was to get closer to whales, so I could record them. I haven’t gotten around to it.” -Nick Miller
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If your text is more than two sentences, send a .pdf instead.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There are portals into “Peak-Millennial”. Vampire Weekend’s “A-Punk” is certainly one of them.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Let Nathan Fielder be a judge on Shark Tank.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Reiki Lake Show.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dave’s Matthews Band.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
CBS dropped the ball when they named it “Young Sheldon” instead of “Mini Cooper”
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Had a dream the movie “Lorne” was actually a werewolf movie. The cast all knew and clarified that Lorne’s werewolfness was “more of a cosmic energy”
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The older I get the more I love bugs and rocks
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Over 40% of global shipping by volume exists to move fossil fuels from one place to another. A huge share of the world's maritime infrastructure has been built around a system that is going to change dramatically as renewable energy and electrification displace fossil fuels.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
“The masters tools will never dismantle the masters house,” I say to myself as I google ‘how to buy the big spoons from coldstone creamery’
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Noticing an exponential decline in bathroom graffiti puns the last decade.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The real March Madness?? Continuing to use fossil fuels in 2026.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hamnet…a movie about an internet made out of pork.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They call ‘em “dead-lifts” bc it feels like you’re resurrecting the dead 💪 ☠️
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
going to a party where you know some people but not most people >
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Replace Stephen Colbert with Nathan Fielder on The Late Show.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Trying out high school hours (work stops at 3pm, extracurriculars until 5:00)
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Blues Traveler was a ska band.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
There should be a touch tunes for grocery stores. Let me DJ in the Trader Joe’s.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Free Jazz implies the existence of “Restrictive Jazz” and possibly “Expensive Jazz”.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Two’s a meeting, three’s a hang.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Weird, but true: 2023 was a decade ago,
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The year is 2027, “Oh, Mary!” featuring Aubrey Plaza as Mary Todd Lincoln is on Broadway.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
“Composing an email” C’mon man whoo do u think you are Mozart?
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
“Works of pride, by self-called creators, with their premium on originality, reduce the Creation to novelty- the faint surprises of minds incapable of wonder.” -Wendell Berry No better critique of billionaires than if you replace ‘creators’ with ‘innovators’ & ‘originality’ with ‘disruption’.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It should be illegal to use a laptop in public after 7:30pm
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“One battle after another,” I say to myself while staring down the relentless bureaucratic processes circumventing my life.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A lot of people think the TV show “New Girl” is about the will-they-won’t-they romance between Jess and Nick. Bzzt, wrong. It’s all about Schmidt and Cece.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Still time to get down with The Autumn of Scat
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Things witnessed at the Ekko Astral show: -Someone getting a dress shoe autographed. -A circle pit AND line dancing. -The entire crowd joining in on a very enthused “fuck Jerry Seinfeld” chant St Louis, real as always.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
We’ve had the summer of ska, now it’s time for the autumn of industrial.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Taylor Swift I know you read my skeets… Please have Jason Kelce play saxophone on your next album.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Find me in the club gettin’ wistful.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Working “New Yorker” hours (10am-6pm)
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Just figured out the cure to male loneliness: casual chit-chat on the phone. (ABC-always be calling)
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Most hilarious timeline would be the Supreme Court overturning the 22nd amendment, he runs for a 3rd term…and so does Obama.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I do not want to partake in a meal delivery service, but I would absolutely pay $500/month for access to a municipal cafeteria.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again, I’m ready to join the war on weather. I can’t hang in this humidity and I am willing to fight anybody and everybody to end climate change.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
High temps in the 90s this weekend, meanwhile it’s a perfect 72 in Chicago.
“Get me to God’s country (Chicago)”
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Calling it now: The Cleveland Browns will be sold and move to St. Louis, where they bring back the assorted “St. Louis Browns” branding.
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CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ah, September! Or as I like to call it, Somber April.
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Poetry Living @poetryliving.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
What I want to say is that the past is the past, and the present is what your life is, and you are capable of choosing what that will be, darling citizen So come to the pond, or the river of your imagination, or the harbor of your longing and put your lips to the world And live your life #MaryOliver
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