CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026‘The moral arc of the universe is long but bends towards justice’ I say as the umpires finally call fan interference against the Yankees in the playoffs. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me: This edible isn’t shit. Also Me: I’m pretty sure I can tell what city people are from based off of how they move. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hearing about these layoffs has been like reading an onion article about private equity restructuring a beloved local ice cream shop. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lifelong hatchback driver here (Toyota Yaris). Tried out both the Bolt Hatchback and the Bolt EUV Crossover. Opted for the Bolt EUV because it had better windshield visibility and could comfortably fit 5 passengers. The bigger Bolt is only 6” longer than the hatchback. 030
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not AI, originally saved the image from 2018/2019 back on the hell site. 1160
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Green Bay didn’t have a 1st round pick due to the Micah Parsons trade. Their first selection was at #52. Draft board was pretty thin on OL by then. No Guards or Tackles were selected in the 2nd, only two Centers; Logan Jones (57) & Jake Slaughter (63). 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mune was on another level. Often, when eating a banana, I’ll pay homage to Mune by shouting “Monkey Never Cramp!”: youtube.com/shorts/FWTMS...youtube.comMonkey Never Cramps 🍌 #munenorikawasaki #bluejays #banana #nevercramp #mentality #mlb #japanYouTube video by 60eraguy 040
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comLumalee: The Only Hope is DeathALT: Lumalee: The Only Hope is Death 010
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026another day working at duolingo. everyone keeps asking me if you can fuck the owl. buddy they won’t even let me fuck it. 020
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Maybe Albernaz, like Kjerstad, would have been great, were it not for getting hit in the head with a baseball. 020
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That tracks, but with Rogers being younger I think they’ll need to offer a longer contract. I could see 6 years / 150-155 100
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Do you think Rogers gets a contract similar to Corbin Burnes or Dylan Cease? 100
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I doubt Rece Hinds or Christian Franklin will be on the roster next year, why not start Bradfield or Kjerstad in a corner outfield spot? 110
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Does Trevor want to play another season on a team that can’t provide him any run support? 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can we put him in a corner outfield spot? Lineup could use a boost. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Office: Michael Scott Drives Car Into LakeAlt: The Office: Michael Scott Drives Car Into Lake 010
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Forget “affordability” Dem’s midterm slogan should be: Justice. Accountability. Retribution. 3181
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026With a full season of at bats, Coby would be on pace to be in the top 10 for home runs (~36/37), comparable to Alonso. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Orioles feel like a perpetual story of ‘what could have been’. What if we had held onto Arietta, Gausman, Markakis, Nelson Cruz, and extended Manny when we had the chance… 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Bluesky is truly the best platform to commiserate with fellow disaffected mid-market baseball fans. 010
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I doubt the Missouri GOP can get the votes for non-retention; there will be huge turnout from independent voters and dems with Amendment 3 & 6 + the redistricting measure on the ballot. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Given his recent actions, is there any movement by the referendum group or others for a recall petition of Hoskins? 110
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Eyason, Dzierwa, and Hunter should all be rotation options next season. With Baz & Bradish under contract, do we finally have…pitching depth??? 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Heston has a .400 OBP in August. Just need him to get on base so Alonso can drive in more runs. 100
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott's Iconic 'How the Turntables' QuoteALT: Michael Scott's Iconic 'How the Turntables' Quote 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trey’s the reason I decided to get a colonoscopy at 35 and I’m so glad I did. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 24/08/20262022 Bolt EUV owner here, insurance prices were tricky, but Liberty Mutual ended up being about half the price of other insurance companies. 010
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026FlyAway bus from LAX can get to downtown Union station in 45 minutes. Worth the extra $9-10 over taking metro bus > K Line > A Line. 1100
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026And more to the point, after losing Adley, we need Trey back in an O’s uniform for morale. 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Gillis also turned down performing at the Riyad comedy festival. 030
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Every millennial knows that adding a ‘friendly’ exclamation point to a sentence in an email is an act of violence. Thanks so much!! 020
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The most hilarious timeline would be Tuberville and the other braindead Chat GPT legislators coming to support Medicare 4 All because ChatGPT convinced them. 110
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comTim Robinson: What Are You Looking At?ALT: Tim Robinson: What Are You Looking At? 020
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The international export market for US corn has permanently receded, and the world is rapidly turning away from fossil fuels. Farmers need a new direction- a lot of those corn fields should be converted to solar. 010
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Apple is really going all out with their advertising budget for Season 2 of Pluribus 000
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Abdul is up 2:1 in Lansing, Grand Rapids, and Ann Arbor. Stevens is currently up by a ratio of 1.5:1 in Wayne County (Detroit), but with only 26% of the vote in. Absentee voting tends to skew older & more conservative so I’d expect him to make up ground there as well. 1120
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Less than 30% of Macomb county is reporting right now. I imagine the margin will open up wider as those results come in. 2100
CB @realbowman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I like my plush toys like I like my toothpaste, highly fluoridated. 000
