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Daniel Paddock

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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Using “hopefully” makes that statement interesting.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is there a source for this? Seeing the signs in gibberish makes me think it’s AI
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I didn’t know it was possible to get CTE on the sidelines.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My man, an atheist would know you can't put a glass on a wall
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Might be able to get Rudolph with 9. Maybe package 9 and 27 to get a proven youngish defenseman.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 26/05/2026
"If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032"
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Jackson Comendo Picoca
ALT: Michael Jackson Comendo Picoca
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I knew justice was blind, but I had no idea it was to this idiotic of a level.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
So much of my mental health is buoyed by watching this kid play for the sharks. We are so lucky.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The sharks got a good one 🥲
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
But the article does mention 600,000 being laid off by 2033. Warehouse workers will definitely be a part of that cut.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is more than likely a message paid for by someone in attendance. You can purchase a message (like a happy birthday announcement) and it’ll show up during intermissions. They should probably have someone screening these messages more thoroughly.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Damn this goes pretty hard.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Should probably re-establish state militias.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Looks like they’re framing AI slop
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a group of young men are standing around a man wearing a hooded jacket .
ALT: a group of young men are standing around a man wearing a hooded jacket .
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I think he specifically meant those who fought for the confederacy in the civil war.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2025
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2025
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
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Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply w...
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
To the public houses! 🍻
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I could use some of that danks mayonnaise
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
How long until they announce Kilmar is dead and they blame it on one of the other prisoners?
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
@syskpodcast.bsky.social I love that ya’ll joined bluesky. ❤️
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I was just listening to a KQED episode about the smell of California and it really made me consider becoming an olfactory artist.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Soda, instead of water, in all of the drinking fountains.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2025
What To Know About NOAA theonion.com...
Q: Why do Republicans want to privatize the agency’s work?

A: Conservatives believe a free market will provide the best possible weather.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/03/2025
Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect theonion.com/trumps-...
“It won’t affect me, because my wife does all our grocery shopping.”

Dustin Schroat, Pronoun Expert
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It’s worth the shot in the dark.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
That’s the point, there are no real Starbucks.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Starbucks at target IS the Starbucks experience
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Coke > Pepsi
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