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Daniel Paddock

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My man, an atheist would know you can't put a glass on a wall
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 26/05/2026
"If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032"
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I knew justice was blind, but I had no idea it was to this idiotic of a level.
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Damn this goes pretty hard.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2025
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2025
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
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Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply w...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
How long until they announce Kilmar is dead and they blame it on one of the other prisoners?
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Daniel Paddock @re-d-a-c-t-e-d.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
@syskpodcast.bsky.social I love that ya’ll joined bluesky. ❤️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2025
What To Know About NOAA theonion.com...
Q: Why do Republicans want to privatize the agency’s work?

A: Conservatives believe a free market will provide the best possible weather.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/03/2025
Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect theonion.com/trumps-...
“It won’t affect me, because my wife does all our grocery shopping.”

Dustin Schroat, Pronoun Expert
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