iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

i genuinely need a new job

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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Locktober 🔒 🔒 today is Day 2477 since it committed to locking 24/7, & it's excited to have so many people joining in for the month 🦾 if you've ever been curious about chastity, cages, belts, denial, etc. now is a great time to experiment! who knows? maybe you'll join it in perma-locking 😈

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"starring Chevy Chase" is craaaaazy work 😂🤣

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Helices3D @helices3d.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can't really blame this little rookie for getting hooked on Clayton's musk, can you? Unfortunately for our little hero here, he just can't stop letting his weiner do the walking, and Clayton's sure as hell not gonna go easy on him. "BUTT BULLYING" is finally out on the P site!

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Repzz 🔜 Pawstral'26 @repzz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Fucking in a sauna can’t be a good idea, right?

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Tall Muscle Bear @tallmusclebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sunday Morning Worship: Eric Janicki looking huge and adorable. As usual! 🥰

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Winlewdles @winlewdles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nuts so massive they're taller then yourself~

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

is it the camera angle or is your head about to brush the ceiling?

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i pray every single day for a revolution, so i cry sometimes while im lying in bed, to get it all out whats in my head, and i? im feeling a little peculiar. and so i wake in the morning and i step outside, i take a deep breath and i get real high, and i scream from the top of my lungs WHATS GOING ON

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KrisZou🏳️‍🌈 @zourik.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Invisibility Spell." The good thing about your squire knowing some magic is that there are very useful spells he can use! The bad thing is that they require a sacrifice that not everyone is willing to make.~

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

had a spider crawling on my arm in my bed a week ago and i still freak out when my hair tickets the sheets. unexpected bug surprises are the wooooorst

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

is it weird that i had to go and find it? lol photo by Rick Day, unfortunately don't know the model's name

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

damn the lighting and angle of this is almost identical to a pic i had in my teenage wank bank. funny how quickly that old neuron fired, lmfao

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

HERE BOSS LEMME HELP YOU DIG MY GRAVE

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

my work just fired 25 of my coworkers and now i’m being told to keep working with AI and i truly don’t see the point in any of it

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

twitter does this now, you can’t look at videos or some post replies without using the app and logging in and i’d rather simply log off permanently

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

all of that “you must have this app and your phones browser is useless” BS sure has helped me never use instagram, tiktok, or the like. getting sent a video that i can’t open without an app means i simply don’t watch it. it’s great, highly recommend

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

cholula too? looks like someone can balance sweet and spicy 🌶️

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

no toilet in my residence for 5 days bc a basic part of a toilet isn’t kept in stock within one hour of the nation’s capital. whatever. i don’t matter anyway. guess i’ll drive to a toilet for a week. what the ever loving fuck.

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ahh this is unlocking so many happy memories hahaha. we got to make our own adjectives on signs to carry around so mine was COCKY. interplanet janet we changed a line to “and pluto little pluto was a planet when they wrote this song” which made the audience go “awww” bc it was still kinda fresh

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

WHEW! because of pronouns i can say in this way WE found THEM and THEY found US and now THEY are OURS and WE’RE so happy! thank you pronouns!

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

rafaela gabriella and rufus xavier sarsaparilla and albert andreas armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo, and a rhinoceros and now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectively to rafaela gabriella sarsaparilla and rufus xavier sarsaparilla and albert andreas armadillo!

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

well in high school i did a performance of Schoolhouse Rock Live where i sang the counting 5s song, the middle Lolly in Adverbs, and my personal favorite, Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla (the pronoun song)

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i was about to say, this reeks of the antis that shooed me out of fandom when i reached the decrepit old age of 24. lots of fears, anxieties, and self censorship over shit that does. not. matter.

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カエル @frog1432.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

英語の先生に英文教えてもらいました😂

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

next time my boss asks me to use Chat GPT to automate a task that takes less than five minutes i’ll just respond “before or after i literally kill myself?”

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

ugh most profiles on X are AI until proven innocent

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

i worked in lighting for like four years and jeez, this is why color temp is important. i bet a 5000k color temp bulb would make that hallway less… yeah…

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

the save icon in all my software is still a floppy disk, not a thumb drive or a cloud icon

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i made one for my major in college and had a tumblr for it years later a friend sent me a pic from a linguistics conference where someone ended their presentation with one and it was pretty funny to imagine it actually had some reach

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

i wish i could plainly say no. but im a pushover. and i worry so much. ugh.

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

believe you got your left and right flipped for this one ;)

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 26/05/2026

Tf'ing you into a chastity cage so you and your boyfriend can be together FOREVER.

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Zombean @zombean.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

P@treon Reward Guys Hulk is in heat again, someone go help him😵‍💫

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DarksideofDiscovery @dksidediscovery.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

He had to let it get some cool air~ 🐂

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Aploun @aploun.net · 10/03/2026

Almost forgot, during @whereisbull.bsky.social's visit to Helsinki before Darklands, it came a second time as I was kicking its balls and had electro on its nipples.

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

awe, sounds like you need a good sandwich

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Darck 🔜 MFF @darckhumor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Inspection Results: Outstanding Program Results: Outstanding Week 4 / 6 / 8 displayed below. Expectations: Outstanding Continue?

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Navis @navigz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

there's a high chance the people you like sleep butt ass naked

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Navis @navigz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

a little bunny show off

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Buff Buck @buffbuck.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

That new Moo-tcha Latte at the cafe down the street might be going viral! 🐮

Two guys in a cafe, the one on the left is looking down at his drink and not liking it because it tastes like grass while the one on the right is downing it and has bigger ears than usual.

The one on the left is looking surprisingly at his friend on the right with a mouthful of his drink while his ears elongate. The guy on the right finished his drink and lets out a sigh and looks like he enjoyed it, but now has small horns, cow ears, and a cow nose while his crotch is growing and straining his pants.

The guy on the left is accidentally swallowing his drink and straining himself while his ears grow longer and small horns grow in and his nose turns pink.
The guy on the right feels weird and his crotch begins to rip from a growing pink mass

The guy on the left has grown some muscle and beard while his clothes become ill-fitting. Meanwhile the guy on the right has a proper cow snout and a large pink udder rips his pants open and flops down.

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

yeah my duo and i were joking that with all these mistakes, maybe Blizzard should outsource this work to a game company with a history of managing big games. like huge ones, games so large that they’re called massively multiplayer

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

oh and speaking of unplayable, some lobbies randomly lag out so bad i can barely complete a single game action in 5 seconds. in duos, i'll sometimes drop a minion to sell and play another one, and get trapped with trash on my board bc the last 10 seconds of the recruit phase just evaporated. oops!

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

but re the season -- i hate seasons like this. the minion pool is bloated AF. there are SIX demons on T5, and one is totally comp-defining. dragons are doing a million different things, but none of them well. elementals and back to back are way over-tuned. 3on3/4on4 is the right play in some lobbies

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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

just an fyi, everyone appears as Blizz default names like MightyBeast, but they're real players. because... here's the doozy... when they launched the season, they screwed up their "Real ID" system, and players were seeing GOVT NAMES in the client. so everyone panicked and blizz put it in Anon Mode!

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