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chris (nsfw)

@razzor.bsky.social
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he/they, 30s, dc-nova area nsfw account. i've writen kinky things on GKS www.gaykinkystories.com/user/listSe…

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Helices3D @helices3d.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't really blame this little rookie for getting hooked on Clayton's musk, can you? Unfortunately for our little hero here, he just can't stop letting his weiner do the walking, and Clayton's sure as hell not gonna go easy on him. "BUTT BULLYING" is finally out on the P site!
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Repzz 🔜 Pawstral'26 @repzz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fucking in a sauna can’t be a good idea, right?
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Tall Muscle Bear @tallmusclebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday Morning Worship: Eric Janicki looking huge and adorable. As usual! 🥰
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Winlewdles @winlewdles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nuts so massive they're taller then yourself~
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AdultJunkDrawer @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
smaller dong comic
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i pray every single day for a revolution, so i cry sometimes while im lying in bed, to get it all out whats in my head, and i? im feeling a little peculiar. and so i wake in the morning and i step outside, i take a deep breath and i get real high, and i scream from the top of my lungs WHATS GOING ON
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KrisZou🏳️‍🌈 @zourik.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Invisibility Spell." The good thing about your squire knowing some magic is that there are very useful spells he can use! The bad thing is that they require a sacrifice that not everyone is willing to make.~
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE NOTHING WORKS
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my work just fired 25 of my coworkers and now i’m being told to keep working with AI and i truly don’t see the point in any of it
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
all of that “you must have this app and your phones browser is useless” BS sure has helped me never use instagram, tiktok, or the like. getting sent a video that i can’t open without an app means i simply don’t watch it. it’s great, highly recommend
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
no toilet in my residence for 5 days bc a basic part of a toilet isn’t kept in stock within one hour of the nation’s capital. whatever. i don’t matter anyway. guess i’ll drive to a toilet for a week. what the ever loving fuck.
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カエル @frog1432.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
英語の先生に英文教えてもらいました😂
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
next time my boss asks me to use Chat GPT to automate a task that takes less than five minutes i’ll just respond “before or after i literally kill myself?”
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
forever favorite
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whatevernevermind @whatevernevermind.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🌿🌱🌿
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i wish i could plainly say no. but im a pushover. and i worry so much. ugh.
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 26/05/2026
Tf'ing you into a chastity cage so you and your boyfriend can be together FOREVER.
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Zombean @zombean.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
P@treon Reward Guys Hulk is in heat again, someone go help him😵‍💫
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
ultimate muscle daddy tbh
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DarksideofDiscovery @dksidediscovery.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
He had to let it get some cool air~ 🐂
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Aploun @aploun.net · 10/03/2026
Almost forgot, during @whereisbull.bsky.social's visit to Helsinki before Darklands, it came a second time as I was kicking its balls and had electro on its nipples.
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Darck, Kobold Tamer @darckhumor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Inspection Results: Outstanding Program Results: Outstanding Week 4 / 6 / 8 displayed below. Expectations: Outstanding Continue?
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Navis @navigz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
there's a high chance the people you like sleep butt ass naked
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Navis @navigz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
a little bunny show off
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Buff Buck @buffbuck.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
That new Moo-tcha Latte at the cafe down the street might be going viral! 🐮
Two guys in a cafe, the one on the left is looking down at his drink and not liking it because it tastes like grass while the one on the right is downing it and has bigger ears than usual.The one on the left is looking surprisingly at his friend on the right with a mouthful of his drink while his ears elongate. The guy on the right finished his drink and lets out a sigh and looks like he enjoyed it, but now has small horns, cow ears, and a cow nose while his crotch is growing and straining his pants.The guy on the left is accidentally swallowing his drink and straining himself while his ears grow longer and small horns grow in and his nose turns pink. 
The guy on the right feels weird and his crotch begins to rip from a growing pink massThe guy on the left has grown some muscle and beard while his clothes become ill-fitting. Meanwhile the guy on the right has a proper cow snout and a large pink udder rips his pants open and flops down.
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Tall Muscle Bear @tallmusclebear.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Bruno Tarchetti is a #Fursday dream! 🥰
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DanDrawsBoys @dandrawsboys.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
#145 - The Bet (Part 2) Plus it's not really gay cause... you know... probably... My next mini-comic #146 is available now at patreon.com/dan_draws_boys 👀
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DanDrawsBoys @dandrawsboys.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
#133 - The Bet Always trust that what happens between bros, stays with the bros 🤜🤛 My next mini-comic #134 is available now at patreon.com/dan_draws_boys 👀
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Max @maxmuscles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Who likes muscle in tiny thongs?
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
it’s been a month and now i’m nearly a year into my first play through of the Stardew Valley Expanded mod and i’m really enjoying it
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
april 2nd is actually worse bc you see all this 15hr old shit that you think is earnest bc it isn't That Day anymore, but its just you seeing "the joke" later than everyone else and staying away for a day means it's in the "you missed this" algos.... ugh.... why have we made the internet SO BAD?
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
april first aka avoid the internet day
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
suprêmement déprimé
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
why is my body hard-wired to want to be awake 12a-3a? i was tired around 10:45, did "one more thing" that essentially kept me going until now, nearly a quarter til 2. cmon brain.
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🔞dizdoodz🔞 @dizdoodz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
8 months later… 💛💦🥛☕️
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"human-like knee orientation" is giving "female-aligned nipples" levels of what the fuck are we even doing here
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
been losing a LOT of battlegrounds lately, and had the most tilt-inducing experience last night. i had tons of economy with a golden timewarped skipper in a pirate lobby, and my duo partner also had the golden skipper (golden minor anomaly). i had a win-capable board. we lost bc he FORCED BURROWER!
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
just bought a hanafuda deck bc im scrambling for something to latch onto right now. just played like 100hrs of 7 days to die with a friend, and now that i've unlocked the gyrocopter, we trounce high tier quests in the wasteland, etc., i feel like there's nothing left to do in that game
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i really wanna replay stardew valley, but now i dont wanna start a new farm until 1.7 drops bc i assume there will be a new farm layout to try and all the other new features
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
niche audience hot take but -- Hearthstone Battlegrounds should remove the Tier 7 anomaly from the pool. Abysmal gameplay patterns, lol
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
every single fucking work day of my last three weeks has been the EXACT and i mean the E X A C T same bugs over and over and i am literally fucking going insane. i don’t want to look at it ever again. never ever ask me to do this again i am done looking at it.
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
full offense but if you can’t think of anything to insult ghouls like Trump for other than their looks? it’s better to keep quiet. telling a truly evil person that they’re physically ugly just means you think there’s a correlation between looks and morality, which plays into the fascism…
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GAB ART (COMMS CLOSE) (7/7) @gabart.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
knuckleduster :]
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Dave Williams @syrstorm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
apparently you can just damage anyone’s property (like literally the walls of their shelter) and lie to them for a month and then charge them to fix their own things you broke. this sounds like a business! i could take a sledgehammer and create lots of jobs for contractors AND insurance adjusters!
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Max @maxmuscles.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Thinking about butts
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
absolutely exhausted after an unexpected tire change. sometimes im desperate for a man to take care of me when im wiped like this, gahhhh i don’t want to cook but im starving
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Mick's Not So Secret Eclair @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Harris plays with his puppies 'til they're broken CW: derogatory terms
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
sometimes my entire evening is sitting doing nothing for two and a half hours waiting on other people
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chris (nsfw) @razzor.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
i feel like i need mental health help right now like im practically in a crisis but i dont have good insurance until january :( and then in january all the offices are gonna be clogged with people wanting to go in :(
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