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@razzafrazza.bsky.social
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i'm a big fan of muttley but not dick dastardly. i find him reprehensible

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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 31m
swiftie coworker and i alone in the phone room working on a project and out of nowhere she starts giggling about how she loves to use the r word all the time. then tells me she invented a new word to start using it at work. she goes around calling people “cognos” (short for cognitively deficient)
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 6h
wham bam thank you cam
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 7h
i care about you.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 8h
can you guys get me the rest of the akira hardcovers for my birthday. i mean look at this. it’s gorgeous
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 20h
i am basic but i am free
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 20h
alan wake fucking rocks the middle level is also the longest and worst one in the game and it has absolutely no bearing on the story at all. this is real gaming, where they stop an engaging story in the middle to make you run a bunch of fetch quests
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 21h
alan wake you MUST commit vehicular manslaughter, it’s the only way to save your wife alan wake.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nailing a birthday gift feels fucking awesome when you’re generally terrible at them
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if i don’t win office music league i’m nothing.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mom said it’s my turn to figure it out
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1.5 beers will leave you brash and pugnacious. 1.5 beers will leave you ready to throw the world a shoulder.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i bet a bunch of you would wanna be part of something called the “Moorcock institute”
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my cultural victory is playing alan wake in my underwear. i’ve won.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jason street can't catch a fucking break his polycule is having intimate time without telling him bruh. the state of kitchen table polyamory in west texas...
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
never fuck with a girl who loves raisins she will kill you.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
putting up my one loudmouth split dye line cook dyke cousin for a role at my publisher. i am really hoping she can keep it professional lmao
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you’re a fan of lane pryce i’m allowed to kill you
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the goal is to get an ffs date before the end of the year. we will make this happen.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anyone have any tips on getting what you want?
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
blood may be thicker than water but that’s only because it’s curdled.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the concept of “gig economy warfare” is so darkly funny. that capitalism’s grip splinters even statecraft and idealogical terror, that even saboteurs and spies are having their wages depressed and jobs outsourced.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this fall they’re gonna try to hit you with the suicide beam. it’s important you remember your training and backflip over that shit.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
watching friday night lights makes me wish i too was a poor boy from west texas who loved football and being an alcoholic and pregnancy scares and being followed by a spectral handheld camera that records my paranaturally dramatic life.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you could all stand to say this to me a lot more
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's it i'm going to go blonde and get tattoos
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
geese show was sublime. lost my wallet, got punched in the face, galloped like a horse, moshed till my legs gave out, played bumper cars with people, made em come back for an encore, was gifted my wallet back by a lovely goth who gave me the biggest bear hug before she left. perfect!
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hanging out w my childhood friend and his new friend who immediately off rip went “yeah i think women managers are bad and mine doesn’t like me because i’m prettier than her” and she keeps trying to explain facts about him to me ohhhhhhhhhhh brother this chick STINKS!
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guys if you were an anthropomorphic animal what kind of animal would you be
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
news right now is like what if everyone on earth had thoughts on the worst thing that ever happened to you and you had to see them 24/7. so cool. so so cool.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
would it be really gay or cool if i started printing out iphone photos to make a scrapbook. like trying to turn all this digital fluff into something i can show my kids one day
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got told i have a voice for podcasting and should pursue it. what kind of sicko says that to a regular ass beautiful woman with a job and minimal personality disorders?
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this in what my life is like all of the time. smiling in the face of unimaginable hate. i persist because my spirit is unbreakable.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lesbian coworker and i just spent 30 minutes bonding over playing paladins in dnd ♥️
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the ai-first search for google is actively making it harder to search for things. i have to look for first editions for my job and it will literally just make up fake publications and then all the links underneath will just be to marketplaces instead of actual helpful sources. RIP the internet
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i find “mones” to be such a vulgar elision. perhaps something about how it forms in the mouth. like a cow chewing cud.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me and mogo were right here. mogo and i.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
prayed for the first time in a long time last sunday. to this painting. i prayed for everyone i knew.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picked the worst day to wear a full denim jumpsuit. boom all surprise important meetings. now i’m meeting the president of the company dressed like a disco slut
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if i got my pilot’s license just for laughs
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ethel Cain at 4:00pm on a Monday
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a second set of ethel cain nudes have hit instagram
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
office socializing is a humiliation ritual
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who else up being redeemed by the love they can give others and healed by seeing the young in their community learn and thrive both independent of and through their care.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Her heart drops to her surgically constructed vagina” is this the state of trans literature? to be this deferential?
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the only way to win is to play. if you're not playing, you don't stand a chance of winning. because playing is winning.
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i believe i am a lesbian now. thank you for your attention to this matter!
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can an ical and a gcal ever get along?
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how’d you guys meet? ahhh we were wronged by a woman together!
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
unironically fell to my knees when i found this out
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🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
from a young age i knew the heft and size of my personality meant it was most useful as a bludgeon to crush others with
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