🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 1hi know, right? i’ve known her for literally two weeks. she told me this entirely unprompted. and she was super nice and normal otherwise she just said this unprompted because we were talking about the copyright symbol ® and then she just goes “idk if i can say this around you but…” girl don’t! 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 1hswiftie coworker and i alone in the phone room working on a project and out of nowhere she starts giggling about how she loves to use the r word all the time. then tells me she invented a new word to start using it at work. she goes around calling people “cognos” (short for cognitively deficient) 150
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 9hcan you guys get me the rest of the akira hardcovers for my birthday. i mean look at this. it’s gorgeous 000
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 20hi think it's also hard to tell the difference between a book that shaped you and a book you think is really good so here are some really good books 000
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 20hi found the mass market paperback in my grandparents' house when i was 8 and i was never the same. it's still on my bookshelf in my room! definitely a sub-totem 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 21halan wake fucking rocks the middle level is also the longest and worst one in the game and it has absolutely no bearing on the story at all. this is real gaming, where they stop an engaging story in the middle to make you run a bunch of fetch quests 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 22halan wake you MUST commit vehicular manslaughter, it’s the only way to save your wife alan wake. 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026nailing a birthday gift feels fucking awesome when you’re generally terrible at them 031
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/20261.5 beers fills your gills with too rich wind. 1.5 beer chokes you with overabundant oxygen. 100
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i had the privilege to sell her books for a while and everyone who was a knower would light up at anne carson :) 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/20261.5 beers is a wet kiss to your dry lips. 1.5 beers is warm air on tight skin. 120
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 08/10/20261.5 beers will leave you brash and pugnacious. 1.5 beers will leave you ready to throw the world a shoulder. 130
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026yeah i mean i hold no malice against them it’s more just frustrating that the old are eating the young and doing it in such an ignorant or self aggrandizing way. i wish we could all be writers and editors and artists and these careers didn’t privilege the pre-patronized and credited. 110
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026idk maybe i’m sounding bitter obviously everyone should have a job they feel passionate about if we must have jobs at all but don’t these people get that these jobs have always been competitive and cruel and despite the economic despotism of our time you have always had to take a leap of faith? 121
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gig at a mid level publisher? because she wants to have a boutique new york career from the comfort of her indiana townhouse? i feel like there’s a fundamental misunderstanding from millenials about their place in these industries. 121
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it happens all across the humanities. we’re expected to stay hungrier, leaner and meaner for longer while floundering millenials try to break into already competitive industries with lower and lower salaries. why is a stay @ home mom announcing on linkedin she’ll take 10k below market rate for an EA 121
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026???? this cannot be a real ad. this is like a robot chicken parody of an ad 110
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i bet a bunch of you would wanna be part of something called the “Moorcock institute” 130
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my cultural victory is playing alan wake in my underwear. i’ve won. 040
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026jason street can't catch a fucking break his polycule is having intimate time without telling him bruh. the state of kitchen table polyamory in west texas... 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026coworker gave me a whole pack i haven’t had these since i was six i feel high 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026never fuck with a girl who loves raisins she will kill you. 110
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026every time i call her on the phone she gives me a “hey cousin” straight out of the bear 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026putting up my one loudmouth split dye line cook dyke cousin for a role at my publisher. i am really hoping she can keep it professional lmao 120
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026watching this show every year since i was 16 has taught me that lane pryce is the mad men equivalent of a “where’s my hug” guy 040
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ngl every trans person i meet already assuming i’ve had ffs makes me feel pretty weird. i don’t really know how i’m supposed to react to that. 000
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the goal is to get an ffs date before the end of the year. we will make this happen. 140
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026blood may be thicker than water but that’s only because it’s curdled. 110
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the concept of “gig economy warfare” is so darkly funny. that capitalism’s grip splinters even statecraft and idealogical terror, that even saboteurs and spies are having their wages depressed and jobs outsourced. 120
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this fall they’re gonna try to hit you with the suicide beam. it’s important you remember your training and backflip over that shit. 030
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026naow yew don't understand, son, this ain't about the freaky little handheld following yew chronicle style. it's about the damn game, son. naow i don't care that yew've had yer fourth pregnancy scare this week, play the damn game! full hearts, clear eyes, yadda yadda 010
🕯️ @razzafrazza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026watching friday night lights makes me wish i too was a poor boy from west texas who loved football and being an alcoholic and pregnancy scares and being followed by a spectral handheld camera that records my paranaturally dramatic life. 130
