Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 22hIf I don’t get my hands on Chinola guava liqueur soon I’m not gonna make it 230
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Arabella, pointing to my mask on the shelf: Monster! Monster! Me: Oh, that’s just Cthulhu Arabella: Choo-choo? Me: yeah, he’s just a silly little guy 040
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dudes (me) will be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just a fat fuckin bong rip 060
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tame Impala’s music sounds like how a cantaloupe tastes 040
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Arabella loves hearing about the stuff she did when she was “a little bitty baby” 090
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026New haul in preparation for @squeako.bsky.social ‘s Denver takeover 180
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m afraid I’ve come down with a bad case of Mezcal Mustache 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Darn Tough really saw the market for toe socks and was just like na fuck that shit ☹️ 010
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I had no idea he directed like 60% of these movies apple.news/AmgLut0nmTcS...apple.newsRidley Scott's Movies, Ranked Worst to Best — Rolling StoneFrom biblical epics to Lady Gaga dramas, Black Hawk Down to Blade Runner — our complete rundown of Sir Ridley’s greatest hits (and misses) 110
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*Drake voice*: She wanna lay by the pool and drink Mai Tais/I told her uh-uh shawty, it’s my time 180
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Dreamed last night that my soccer team was down 14-0 at halftime then I ordered all the scrubs to sub out, went in and scored 15 goals to win the game. Woke up feeling good as hellll 090
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Arabella started a new thing last night where she asks for her bottle by yelling “BOTTLE ME!” 1110
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A 60 pack of 5 Hour Energy’s never lasts as long as I think it’s going to :( 210
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A mainstream blockbuster hates to see my Letterboxd friends coming 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026From the same visionaries who brought you Live, Laugh, Love comes 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Mfkrs will watch you literally walk across Middle Earth and still be like it’s just calories in, calories out bro 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Wild that they just admit this is how their jeans fit 150
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Went to Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time in probably a decade last night and ordered a classic marg. Prepared to make fun of it in a joking, haha-I’m-a-cocktail-snob kind of way but then I was literally stunned by how bad it was. To be fair, priced at like 9.50 though 140
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Cheers to the weekend, Denver. Peach Serrano Spicy Marg with Ocho Plata tequila 280
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My sisters and I were way ahead of the curve on realizing Alexi Lalas is a dipshit 140
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Sometimes I riff so hard for so long, then come full circle back to the standard, classic, boring old cocktail recipe 😞 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The pineapple frond is an elite level garnish in almost all scenarios 010
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 19/06/2026No one in my “book club” has ever heard of Pachinko 🧐 160
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Only the faintest, dwindling respect for the law is standing between me and adding a splash of pineapple to my Dark ‘n Stormys 120
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Pandan liqueur makes so much sense in a Pina Colada 070
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 07/06/2026They who cannot cometh unto the hooch, thus shall the hooch come unto them 260
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I am so close to crafting the original cocktail that will define my legacy… I can feel it 180
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026If your daiquiri doesn’t have mezcal and a lime-mint-chili salt garnish, that’s totally ok… just don’t try and tell me you’ve ever really daiq’d off 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Shut the fuck up shut up what are you doing what the fuck are you doing 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Mango seems weirdly underutilized in classic tiki cocktail recipes 🤔 150
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Face of a girl who crashed into all the mirrors at the Museum of Illusions - but didn’t let it dampen her manic enthusiasm even a little 0150
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Put your makeup on fix your hair up pretty and meet me tonight let me see them titties 020
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It’s so awkward when old people try to be smart asses during cognitive exams then mess themselves up and can’t answer the questions 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Jason Mraz did irreparable harm to the image of white people 160
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 16/04/2026This shit is why you can’t trust the gringos with agave 👎 010
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Bahama Mama. Absolutely depraved cocktail recipe (delicious) 040
Reposted by Lil Puff Puffˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏᵒ 𝓰ₗᵢₛₛₐₙ𝒹ₒ @squeako.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Talking to some guy about The Tap and The Tavern 131
