Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am in an era of heavy spiritual warfare (replying STOP to multiple unknown numbers a day) 080
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Combine ingredients in a bowl and then spread evenly on a large baking sheet. Bake at 450 degrees for around 20-35 reels on your phone 030
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am a descendent of a witch you couldn’t burn (due to her inability to produce any convincing evidence) 050
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Rotisserie reading on an outdoor sofa >>> 060
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Red light district but instead of sex workers it’s autistic people who can speak at length on any topic of your choosing for a reasonable rate 090
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When someone intentionally works my name into a conversation multiple times I immediately see a vivid image of their home bookshelf filled with every sales/leadership bestseller from the last 40 years 1130
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If a fedora falls off the rack into your hands at the thrift store is it like a tarot card jumping out of the deck? Do you have to keep it? 290
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I promise I’m going to start turning the temps down after today, sorry y’all I’ve been real busy 160
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When your phone screen is so dirty you thínk ýòü mïğhť bẽ řëæďïñğ eń ėşpåñoļ 000
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The cool thing about drinking water out of a glass bottle is it feels like taking a health potion 192
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mockingbirds get a bad rap but did you know they have seperate playlists for the spring and fall?? 🥹 180
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Went to my first open decks tonight (didn’t get a slot - there were literally like 30 DJs) and the first person to break the taboo of walking up to read the track ID was for Jay Sean’s “Down” (2009) 240
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Awesome anti-AI/tech Taoist parable from circa 200 BC 030
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 04/09/2026🤾🏼♂️ <— me wanting to play catch 🧘 🪨 you enjoying a quiet moment ^ 040
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have 10 billion incredible ideas but unfortunately only 100 are in English and I only have time for 3 😕 170
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Beginning of goldenrod season on our side of patterson knob hill 180
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Drunk middle aged man at the beach: “What’s your name buddy?” Sower: “Sower” “What?” “So-wer” (He looks desperately at me and Kelly) Kelly : “SOWER” (quietly) “…s…stelwart…I like it.” 1150
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hearing “eckspecially” on a zoom call gets me locked back in like cold water to the face 040
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 27/08/2026When you spend the weeks leading up to the family beach trip learning all about sea creatures only to realize that almost nothing lives in the Gulf of Mexico in the summer anymore because it’s too hot and there’s no oxygen 😔 130
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Seeing a claim floating around from Dolly herself that she wrote over 5000 songs, girlll no you did not 210
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When a dude is fully tatted with a full beard and always wearing cool sunglasses and a hat it’s like what are you hiding lil guy? 060
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When the boss says he’s going to take a picture of you to his barber on the company-wide call 190
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Once a dust bunny hits 5cm across they become sentient 040
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Starting to think the government might be the one behind all these psyops 040
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I know I’m at risk of being a cliched asiaphile white boy, but these people have been doing life for literally thousands of years so yeah I’m going to take a few notes (this time: cooking chopsticks!) 030
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Leaked stills from the upcoming feature length film “The Bartender”: 110
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Two women shopping near each other at the thrift store: “I love your top” “Thank you” “You’re welcome… …you’ve got a badonkadonk” “I do. That’s what they say.” “It’s back there, yeah” 1110
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Everybody wants to find the love of their life yet nobody seems interested in looking where I found mine (a high school gifted class) 370
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 11/08/2026ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｂｅｅn c u r s eｄ ｆｏｒ ( 1 ) [ m i n u t e ] 160
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bible drill but instead locating scripture they give me a conversation topic and I have to give my whack-ass, left field take on it 030
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I am fully convinced that if I just touch the piano enough times with love and beauty in my heart then I will eventually get good at playing it 1100
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Everyone needs to ask @dotspice.bsky.social to use his values deck 170
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The new neighbors are giving pawn stars 030
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I want to play fantasy football but instead of concussed 23-year-olds it’s just you guys and all your little personal stats, achievements, injuries, and updates 280
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Accidentally walked into a Marsha Blackburn fundraiser and everyone in the room immediately pulled their gun on me 060
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Did anyone find the song of the summer yet? 210
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“The other thing you can do…try AI. It works great!” - Lowe’s employee “helping” a customer with a project 120
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Running an illegal sex club in my backyard (for bugs and critters) 030
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Have they made a rock song where the drummer plays the hi hat in the verses but switches to the ride cymbal for the chorus? 200
Federal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If one of you ever gets smart glasses just know that I will beat your ass 1110
