Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 7hIf I don’t get my hands on Chinola guava liqueur soon I’m not gonna make it 230
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 9hArabella, pointing to my mask on the shelf: Monster! Monster! Me: Oh, that’s just Cthulhu Arabella: Choo-choo? Me: yeah, he’s just a silly little guy 040
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dudes (me) will be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just a fat fuckin bong rip 060
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tame Impala’s music sounds like how a cantaloupe tastes 040
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Arabella loves hearing about the stuff she did when she was “a little bitty baby” 090
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If only I had a preworkout/Celsius/5 hour energy maker 010
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026New haul in preparation for @squeako.bsky.social ‘s Denver takeover 180
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Whenever we’re in trouble, they’ll be there on the double 040
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m afraid I’ve come down with a bad case of Mezcal Mustache 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Darn Tough really saw the market for toe socks and was just like na fuck that shit ☹️ 010
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I had no idea he directed like 60% of these movies apple.news/AmgLut0nmTcS...apple.newsRidley Scott's Movies, Ranked Worst to Best — Rolling StoneFrom biblical epics to Lady Gaga dramas, Black Hawk Down to Blade Runner — our complete rundown of Sir Ridley’s greatest hits (and misses) 110
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Tricky debate since I had the alternating roles and also Thisbe was really two characters in one! 040
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*Drake voice*: She wanna lay by the pool and drink Mai Tais/I told her uh-uh shawty, it’s my time 180
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Dreamed last night that my soccer team was down 14-0 at halftime then I ordered all the scrubs to sub out, went in and scored 15 goals to win the game. Woke up feeling good as hellll 090
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I heard an Australian mom talking to her kid at the Children’s Museum the other day and my first thought was haha she’s doing the Bluey voice 030
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Arabella started a new thing last night where she asks for her bottle by yelling “BOTTLE ME!” 1110
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A 60 pack of 5 Hour Energy’s never lasts as long as I think it’s going to :( 210
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My nosiness at the mention of prescribed medication can always be counted on 030
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Innnnteresting. I’ve never seen Diclofenac in oral form 000
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A mainstream blockbuster hates to see my Letterboxd friends coming 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026From the same visionaries who brought you Live, Laugh, Love comes 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Mfkrs will watch you literally walk across Middle Earth and still be like it’s just calories in, calories out bro 050
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Wild that they just admit this is how their jeans fit 150
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026THEN, went to a sushi restaurant for dinner and got a marg that was technically much better - but these mfkrs were taking a legitimately top shelf ANEJO and mixing it up with BOTTLED LIME JUICE and charging TWENTY DOLLARS for their “premium margarita” 130
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Went to Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time in probably a decade last night and ordered a classic marg. Prepared to make fun of it in a joking, haha-I’m-a-cocktail-snob kind of way but then I was literally stunned by how bad it was. To be fair, priced at like 9.50 though 140
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I agree! That’s become my favorite tequila brand (outside of Casa Dragones which I only pretend to be able to afford) 010
Lil Puff Puff @raywitham.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Cheers to the weekend, Denver. Peach Serrano Spicy Marg with Ocho Plata tequila 280
