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Ray (they/she)

@raymistake.bsky.social
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Double-barreled cunt. Pink hair. Pronouns. Ray of Fucking Sunshine. 🌞 Barely using my Art History degree. 🖼️ Pathfinder and games about dragons. 🐉

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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so it turns out my life-long aversion to meat was an allergy. i am allergic to animal products. the universe said you will be vegan or else
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my nails are too long to type effectively on my mac keyboard but i would rather be cunty than productive so weeee
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
adhd and testosterone dont mix
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am officially 2 weights away from maxing out horizontal leg press. going to have to figure out how the vertical one works soon
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
learning I have EoE makes my entire life make sense now, with the inability to swallow many foods and my aversion to cold liquids. on the other hand, why does god hate me?
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vegan friends, I need some food suggestions. Vegan food products, pre-made meals, recipes, anything. I cannot eat raw leafy greens (like kale or salad). Otherwise open to suggestions 💚
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got diagnosed with EoE and now my entire diet has to change. realising I cant eat anything from an Italian restaurant anymore. not a huge jump from vegetarian to vegan but still sucks
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bisexual and nonbinary because i've never made a decision in my life
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i don't understand why "no eggs or dairy" is the default for pescatarian. like, "i will kill and eat a living creature of the sea but a chicken abortion is where i draw the line!!!"
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
woked so hard i won't even deadname PMOS
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hey did you know if you go to your eye doctor, where you get your eyes checked, and you ask them to check your eyes, it isn't considered vision insurance and is actually considered medical insurance and even if you have both through the same company, IT ISN'T FUCKING COVERED???? fuck insurance man
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
two icons of the queer community in 24 hours. i hate it here
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Pengu Pudgy
Alt: pengu angrily flipping a brick, as if threatening to throw it
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ok you can stop now. that's enough gay icons for the past 24 hours. you're done
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i started a business but now trying to figure out what i am supposed to do.
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Hamiboom Hami Boom
Alt: hami on a bus "I'm lost"
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
man, dolly, we still needed you 😔
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"if Sondheim wasn't dead, he should be shot" coming from the mouth of an angry musical theatre performer currently rehearsing for Sweeney Todd is the funniest thing I have heard so far this week
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Femboy Back Problems @cyberdementia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
automatic weedwhacker salesman be like
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion probably got me into sewing as a kid because of their fashion antics
Screenshot of Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion of a dance scene featuring the two leads
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if you see someone going super hard in the gym and blasting girl in red, just know a queer is going through a breakup
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my bf and i both have ADHD so we use the word, "initiation" when either of us realises we are being lazy while we have things that need done. me: "initiation!" him: "hold on." me: "...what? him: "I need to pick which land I need for this deck." and that's when I reached for the squirt bottle
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Danny Devito: So Anyway I Started Blasting
Alt: Danny Devito: So Anyway I Started Blasting
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I haven’t done the leg press machine in a decade and forgot how strong my legs are. being fat has benefits
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it worries me how little fiber y'all are eating
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Theyre putting me on sale
Sign that says "last chance cracker" 24.99 is crossed off and next to it is says 12.50
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I recently described my romantic relationship as Peter and Joanna from Office Space and my partner can't stop cracking up about the accuracy of that
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
we did the Nietzsche Trail in Eze (just the down part) and uh that was hard as fuck. don't do that during a heatwave, at noon, while carrying lunch. the beach at the end (and our smoked salmon sandwich reward) was worth it though
Two person selfie taken on a rocky beach. A pale skinned woman, named Raechel, on the left is holding the camera. She has short red hair, large sunglasses, and a green bikini top. Ray is on the right, wearing a black cheetah-print bikini top, sunglasses, a sun hat, and swim trunks with demonic symbols on them. Both are smiling.A hand with pink nails holding up an Instax instant image with a blurry rocky beach scene in the background. The Instax image is a selfie of Ray taken on the beach with sunglasses, a bikini top, and sunglasses. A landscape image of Plage d'Èze-sur-Mer, facing the mountains and villas. There are various beach goers on the rocky terrain and the sun is high in the sky.
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have returned from Nice, France and I want to go back (although maybe not during the heat wave again)
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Muerto: Dead Inside Coffin
Alt: Scene from black and white film of a woman in white rising from a coffin with the text, "IM ALIVE"
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I couldnt sleep at all on this 9 hour flight so I have watched the Fellowship extended edition, Shrek, and Shrek 2. I finally feel like I fit in with the millennials
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Shrek 2 is a perfect movie and I will be taking no arguments
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the argument of "AI won't take your jobs but it will change it," is definitely very real. the rest of the jobs that can't be replaced have changed and, often, for the worse. my job and industry are intact but AI is making the job so soul crushing that it doesn't feel worth doing anymore sometimes
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the older I get, the longer the list of my suitcase contents gets because my comfort requirements have gone up. I need my neck pillow, sleep mask, mouth watering tablets, breath right strips, medications, my special conditioner that I can't get at a hotel...
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
we are going on a planned boat ride in france next week and I am VERY CLOSE (but under) the listed weight limit and if they tell me I am too fat to go when I get there, I will cry into my emotional support croissant
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my dog decided to jump on the table during Pathfinder last night and grab a slice of pizza off someone's plate. first time in her 6 years that she has done so. now she knows the taste of pizza and it is sweet
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have tried alarms, reminder apps, calendar reminders, and at this point i think someone would need to physically drag my ass to the gym to remember to work out
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"I have a problem with pussy" ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/07/2026
New free ad for DSA just dropped
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
look i cannot get into this too hard but the Overwatch Collab for Diablo 4 is pretty lame and why is Reinhardt the BARBARIAN when Junker Queen was RIGHT THERE???!!!!
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Guy, Katsu @guykatsu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I love that the internet is finally collectively talking about OCD. real OCD. like, "if I don't tell my mom i love her before she goes on vacation, she'll die" kind of OCD. people with OCD don't talk about OCD because they have OCD. it's like fight club but less homoerotic and just as mentally ill
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
GoT and House of the Dragon is just non-stop sexual violence and I have such a hard time with them. it took me over a decade to start watching GoT and I will never watch it again. great writing, but something is seriously wrong with george
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
one time I ordered a lox bagel and the server said, "sorry we are out of salmon. would you like bacon instead?" and I still think about that years later
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it was MySpace nite so i had to do that stupid little pose we did back in the day lol
Ray in black cargo pants, a tight white and black striped top, black and white striped arm warmers, and black lipstick. Their hands are in their pockets and they are bent over at the camera in front of a wall of vinyl records with green and pink lighting.
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
we were out until almost 2 am and I made friends
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I am getting ready for an event that starts at 9:30 pm and I am just now starting to realise at 32 years old that that is past my bedtime
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Ray (they/she) @raymistake.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I appreciate people caring about government surveillance now with Flock camera discourse BUT you have a cell phone with GPS enabled you don't use a VPN you still use Google and Chrome you are posting to social media
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Radastan @bytemaniacos.com · 26/06/2026
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