rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4hpeople think that just because a bunch of angry women haven't burned down an ivy league university *yet* then they definitely never will 323310
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4hhe was challenging them to a rap battle and they clearly choked 31043
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 7h(walking up to you and slugging you hard across the face) EXCUSE ME. why doesn’t the movie theater sell kettle corn 3742
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 7hi’d forgotten the part of a trump presidency where he compulsively fires his staff or otherwise drives them away and then serves up a buffet of increasingly ludicrous replacements 1154941
Reposted by rax ‘levon honkers’ kingJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 9hCome see this show tonight where I will be reading my new piece of music criticism called: You Hipster Dipshits Will Acknowledge the Tender Poetry of They Might Be Giants, Goddammit. 1228518
Reposted by rax ‘levon honkers’ kingJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 8hHuge, incredible, lifechanging news: We have an essay on @weareravenous.com from the one and only @nikostratis.com, about that emo album Wendy's put out www.weareravenous.com/wendys-emo-a...weareravenous.comWendy’s Is Trading on Millennial Nostalgia With EmoWendy's released an EP, 'Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot,' with a slew of emo heavy-hitters. It hopes to cash in on your memories of eating a Frosty after you were dumped. 214434
Reposted by rax ‘levon honkers’ kingKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10hRead every word of this and share it. 232319700
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 8hi love when subscription services send me those coy emails like ‘the price of your subscription is changing.’ yeah? it’s changing? in what way? what sort of personal growth will this already expensive subscription undergo? 231142104
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 9hthat jacket absolutely constitutes probable cause 050
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 9hthis is a good bit but my vacuum is a boy. 2460
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 9hmy god. he can’t even be bound by the chief authority of this house… 090
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 9hsomeone once told me the way to make my dog stop fearing the vacuum is to scold the vacuum in front of her. so i tried it while she was hiding behind my legs. now she’s afraid of the vacuum AND she thinks it’s badly behaved 1970321
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10hdidn’t realize i summoned all of boston with this 1310
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10hi didn’t like reading Business Godsmack 1860
Reposted by rax ‘levon honkers’ kingPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026what the hell is this music school teaching my kid 561726179
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20hlaughter fading a little as i realize it’s now stuck in my head 3690
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20hi’m laughing simply uncontrollably at this 517112
Reposted by rax ‘levon honkers’ kingFlaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 23hALSO TODAY: Ian Williams on the real and unreal, in reality TV, fiction, social media, and elsewhere. "I presume now that everything is intentional and nothing is real, rather than vice versa." flaminghydra.com/all-too-real/flaminghydra.comAll Too RealRemember the rash of gross-out cooking videos from a few years ago? Unhinged recipes, usually featuring white women cheerily throwing chicken stock, ground beef, and nacho cheese sauce in a big vat or... 0244
Reposted by rax ‘levon honkers’ kingFlaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 23hTODAY: @felipedlh.bsky.social on the relationship between Mayor Zohran Mamdani and the influencers covering his office. "Informing the public is not what they signed up for. Reporting is complicated, expensive, messy, and opens you up to potential liability." flaminghydra.com/who-will-inf...flaminghydra.comWho Will Influence the Influencers?Among his many talents, the New York City mayor is a social media savant, with a flair for friendly, informative, approachable communications that pretty much single-handedly led him, in a matter of m... 24515
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026im kidding obviously. every election from the local level on up i ignore all options on the ballot and write in 'the immortal science of marxism-leninism' 31482
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026'none of what rax' any of it. fuck you. 41540
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026none of this would have happened if we had simply elected Jeb 2328810
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026ah hell was there a problem with my reasoning. well i'm glad someone was there to point it out! 1210
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026that's because novels are for the girlies. men may if they so desire read the instructions for building a piece of ikea furniture. any piece of ikea furniture they like! 2320
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i just keep imagining, like, what if i got the call. 'rax you're hosting SNL get ready to deliver the opening monologue.' i can't imagine i would do well but. i wouldn't do THAT 2250
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026hey man so you know how i had to fire you from my show due to mass outcry about you. and you know how all the conditions that contributed to that mass outcry are much worse now. and you know how all your material is just stuff from the cutting room floor of sam kinison's special. and you know h 21766
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026that said i almost never watch SNL. and apparently lorne michaels really does not want me to! 030
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026like idk people are saying that lorne michaels just has a big ol comedy lech for this guy and i'm sure that's true but. putting this guy, on this show, saying these things, for this live audience and this national audience, is almost identical to the stuff you'd do to sabotage him 83432
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i have no doubt he sells out venues with his women-are-whores act but that's not because it has broad appeal it's because guys who think that stuff is funny are also big buyers of comedy show tickets 95855
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026shane gillis is so unfunny that putting him on national tv is the same thing as throwing him under the bus lol 41171793
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026'more than five years ago' it was five years and six months lol 040
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026they're gonna write whole exams around this beef in comms classes the way they study My Cousin Vinny in law school 51767
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026no hey that's cool i'll just go fuck myself. i'm only the one who keeps your dish full of food 31550
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026my dog likes to play by herself, she grabs one of her toys and flings it in the air and then pounces on it. if i try to play with her while she's doing this she gives me this pitying look like i'm embarrassing myself. i feel so washed 143984
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026true and also basically all books' popularity is with women lol 030
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026he was such a sweetie also he could cook like a sonofabitch 0390
Reposted by rax ‘levon honkers’ kingLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'm going to read about R.E.M. tomorrow and one of these great musicians is going to play a cover of the song I'm reading about. Pretty cool! www.eventbrite.com/e/words-and-...eventbrite.comWords and GuitarAn all acoustic variety show featuring readings about our favorite tunes, and covers of them from our favorite musicians. 0405
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026some of you guys are humorless little pedants but twitter had the exact same humorless little pedant problem it just happened to be spread across a larger user base over a longer time period so it was less noticeable. and yall never brigade me to tell me all jews will burn in hell so. here we are 21482