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Raxi

@raxizentz.bsky.social
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History repeats, unfortunately. I’ll just binge CSI and crime procedurals from New Zealand, UK, and Scandinavia because good wins in the end

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Trump Mails $90 Checks To Seniors theonion.com/trump-mails-90-checks-…
“Yeah, old people are always sending out a bunch of checks they forget writing.”

Mac Lyss, Executive Typist
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing to see here...just the President of the United States inviting the country he illegally declared war on to "take out" 2 major American cities. If that's not treason, what is? 🤬 Law enforcement won't hold him accountable, but we WILL! The beginning of the end is on November 3rd. #VOTE-BLUE 🌊
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THREE WEEKS FROM TODAY!!! Join the MAGA Resistance & make your voices heard. Accountability. Is. Coming.
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Proton Jon / Claire @protonjon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Live the kind of life that causes people to celebrate your good deeds, your sense of humour, and you yourself. As devastated as I am about Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, we were all absolutely lucky to get to experience their energies growing up, even if only in passing.
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Jorja Fox @jorjafox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She did it all with style, humor, care, and grace. There’s not a soul on earth who won’t miss you, Dolly. Shine bright xxx
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Scott Metzger @metzgercartoons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's hard to be the new one at work Patreon.com/ScottMetzgerCartoons
Two cats are sitting in an office. The cat behind the desk is saying to the new employee, "Welcome aboard! Let's get your I.D. badge, set you up on your computer, and then introduce you to everyone so they can all hiss at you."
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Scott Metzger @metzgercartoons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poor Bruce ☕️ Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/scottmetzger...
Four dogs are sitting in chairs. A German Shepherd is saying, "I have nightmares about puffy tails and claws in my face." A Corgi sitting next to her is saying, "Me too." Another dog, a yellow Labrador Retriever, is looking serious and saying, "I'm gonna tell her it's MY bed and she shouldn't be sleeping in it!" The dachshund sitting next to him is saying "You've been saying that for a month, Bruce."
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
4 MONTHS FROM TODAY are the Midterm Elections. Make sure you & everyone you know are registered to VOTE. VOTE for Dems to take back the House & Senate. VOTE to hold the most corrupt individual ever to occupy the WH accountable! VOTE to let our country to begin to heal. 🇺🇸 On 11/3/26: VOTE BLUE 🌊
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nice.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
tRump: "I was totally exonerated." And by "exonerated", he means he was found liable for sexually assaulting & defaming E. Jean Carroll by a jury of his peers & ordered to pay her $88.3 Million. #WordsMatter
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: March 28 will be the biggest protest in US history. Find your local No Kings event to make clear you're part of The Resistance to this regime’s brutality at home, pathetic ineptness, perpetual lying & their illegal war in Iran. ✊https://app.sosha.ai/s/39HA7UDd
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Join me at the next No Kings Day
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Jorja Fox @jorjafox.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A moment of zen, brought to you by the jellyfish of Monterey Bay Aquarium.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Death Valley superbloom is underway [📹 Elliot McGucken] Original post
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Good Good Good News @goodgoodgood.news · 04/03/2026
The curious little sea creature turned heads back in 2017. It was finally added to scientific record.
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Divers shared photos of an 'underwater panda.' It turned out to be a new species
The curious little sea creature turned heads back in 2017. It was finally added to scientific record.
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Scott Metzger @metzgercartoons.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I love the Oxford comma. My wife hates it. Somehow we make it work #spelling #punctuation #english
A woman and a man are standing in a cemetery. The man is looking at a tombstone and saying "That's cold." The tombstone reads, "Here lies Mitchell Smith, who 'hated' unnecessary quotation marks, speling errors, the Oxford comma."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE store.theonion.com/products/siniste…
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE

Net proceeds will be donated to local organizations in Minnesota
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation. I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift. Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Justice4theVictims_NOW
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible. Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫 🙏 shorturl.at/mcfqd
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Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Bob Qualley, 72, learned the hard way the dangers of juggling snakes.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Worst. President. EVER.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/10/2025
Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator
Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator
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CAL FIRE @calfire.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
A driver pulled into CAL FIRE TCU’s Copperopolis Station after hearing faint cries from her car—turns out, three kittens were hidden under the hood. Firefighters rescued each one, and now the driver is giving them a forever home—naming them after the heroes who saved them. 🐾❤️ #CALFIRE #Rescue
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2025
Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-l...
Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Happy TACO TUESDAY to all those who celebrate! #Yum 😋
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Greg Priest @gregpriest.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Elisabeth Vrba has died. May her memory be a blessing. Here’s an obituary by @nilese.bsky.social. 🌱🐋🧪🗃️🧠🦫🦋 #EvoBio #HistSTM
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Elisabeth Vrba obituary: palaeontologist who solved a problem that vexed Darwin
The biologist’s theories about how environments prompt rapid species evolution and extinction propelled her onto the world stage.
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Raxi @raxizentz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2025
Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025
Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
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Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
WASHINGTON—Insisting they were serious this time as they addressed all 340 million Americans, officials with the U.S. Department of Education sternly announced Thursday that they were counting to thre...
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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 27/02/2025
The Entertainment Union Coalition — which includes SAG-AFTRA — has launched Keep California Rolling, a campaign to safeguard, strengthen and create jobs in California’s film and television industry. Read more:
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Join Us in Protecting California’s Film & Television Industry
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/02/2025
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate theonion.com/heaven-...
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
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Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2025
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
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animals being cute @animalsbeingcute.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
sleepybara
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Do Elon Musk & Donald Trump like flip a coin on Presidents' Day to figure out who everyone is celebrating or.... I mean not us - we don't celebrate - but other people
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Now more than ever.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/02/2025
NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...
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NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
NEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of artificial intelligence in the new series Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show. “At NBC, we are passionate about storytelling, and the truth is that machine learning isn’t capable of bringing to life vibrant characters like Jim Jack […]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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Scott Metzger @metzgercartoons.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Captain Purrcard #cats #startrek
A few cats are sitting on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. They're all wearing Starfleet uniforms. One of the cats is looking at his screen and saying, "Sensors indicate a ship that's shaped like a long piece of string. It's moving slowly across the---" He's interrupted by the Captain, who is yelling, "Butt wiggle impulse, ENGAGE!" The bottom of the cartoon reads: "Star Trek: The Cat Generation."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2025
ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses theonion.com/ice-ope...
ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2025
Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites theonion.com/report-...
Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As best you can, ignore him.
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