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@ratsplendor.bsky.social
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ratsplendor from AO3. i write Star Wars, House MD, and Gravity Falls stuff. & nothing else....ever... can and will eat you. minors DNI.

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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
boys you know are listening to Deftones and having a bad time
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
tw: pet death a bit of #poetry in loving memory of Brigid, who knew me longer than anyone i wasn't related to. open.spotify.com/playlist/1bX...
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
*taps mic* is this thing on ? yeah. hey. this is your sign to confront the internalized ableism in your life. interrogate the way you treat your disabled friends, family, and community members, EVEN and maybe ESPECIALLY if you do not personally like them. god. oh my goD.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
that's literally so true omg
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
i'm so real. love saying something with my own mouth and then going "oh my god that's so me." literally same, that's so true
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
happy to report that life with @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social continues to be domestic bliss
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
i am alive, but more active on Tumblr these days. this, however, is generally a bad deal for everyone involved.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
oh, no. .. m-my foibles.....
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
horse girls, when saying hello, must constantly be struggling to decide whether to spell it "hay" or "heigh"
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
anyway i'm on the #gravityfalls grindset lately. billfiddlesford if you dare. (and yes i still hate that ship name) archiveofourown.org/works/644103...
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triple-dog dare - Chapter 4 - ratsplendor - Gravity Falls [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
hey girl. still alive over here. r u still up?
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
*gritting my teeth* bahala fucking na....all is well....
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i should call her.... open.spotify.com/track/2bmVP9...
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Cologne
GIOIA · Cologne · Song · 2024
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
electrical technicians outside my window are bantering. heard this guy say "i found the orange wire :) and then i swallowed it :)" deadpan the other dude wasn't even fazed. "that's awesome" he said. oh to be alive
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
the funny thing about promoting me to QA is that i am now allowed to verbally slaughter heads of production on the regular. and maybe to slaughter them analog-style as well
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
*gritting my teeth* bahala fucking na....all is well....
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
another jinterview tomorrow. sometimes i think its lucky i never work in person anymore bc the level of threatening brandishing i would do with my mobility aid would get me in trouble. jesus fuck, just hire me. i would b better at it out of sheer spite.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
hey . who up parming their san
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
gawd i need a cigrit
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
this is it. the time of year where i start thinking "hey what if i bought a risograph printer for 1.5k off eBay and refused to correspond with any living person ever again"
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
hey do u guys remember 3 yrs ago on twitter when i talked myself out of this toxic cycle? bc holy shit i need to do that again. where is 2022 ratsplendor when you need them. probs having a smoke + dangling their feet over the edge
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i will never stop being weird and sexual and trans and loudmouthed, & i will continue to love & hope & live in a time that doesn't nurture that in me, & they can try to kill me but i will never die. even when the world is not good, i will be. amen
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i know i'm quiet lately; vast majority of my followers on here r Star Wars peeps + i haven't had anything new in that fandom 4 a minute. most of my queue rn are House MD and Gravity Falls stuff; i think it's interesting which fandoms ended up here vs which are still migrating but 1/
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
you know what? fuck you. *replaces your doomscrolling feed of choice with puppy hypno*
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
i decided to start writing poetry on what used to be a shitpost acc so go follow me there if you want more weird shit like this lol
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
girl put me in a USPS mailer the way i'll selfship with anyone. fresh boyhole str8 to ur door. i would be the lay of ur life & you can't convince me otherwise. your OTP has nothing on OTMe. etc etc
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
passionately. skill issue. open.spotify.com/track/65uWh2...
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I Wanna Be Your Car
Ray Bull · Take Me For A Ride · Song · 2021
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
you process your emotions in therapy. i process wool into beautiful garments. we are NOT the same
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
quit with the yearning. get back to porn.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
who does a bitch have to kill to get a sprig of goddamn rosemary these days
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i will never stop being weird and sexual and trans and loudmouthed, & i will continue to love & hope & live in a time that doesn't nurture that in me, & they can try to kill me but i will never die. even when the world is not good, i will be. amen
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
hey #fiddauthor fandom do you wanna get fucked up? boy howdy do i have the fic for you, you're gonna hate me (flirting) all the best!!! archiveofourown.org/works/624295...
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starlit sea - Chapter 1 - ratsplendor - Gravity Falls [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
how yall know im about to hit you in the feels with my next publication
A screenshot of Spotify that shows Hozier's track "Work Song - Live in America - Spring/Summer 2015" set to repeat.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
str8 up. when i get this job im quitting same day no notice + taking that 2 wk notice period for myself bc i deserve it
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
they had better God Damn appreciate that i used Slide Master for this shit. orelse
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
literallyyyy all i wanna do is work on fanfiction today but noooo...i have to craft a presentation that will convince these tech bros 2 make it rain on me. they r not gonna know what hit em. fuck you: per my last email, this is *my* fucking company now :)
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
how the email finds me
a floating bulbous warty head grimacing in pain in an awful smoggy void. your email gives it infinite pain and it writhes in wretched agony. it has grimacing mouths for eyes, four mouths in total. stop emailing it.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
when i say i like older men this is what i mean 😤we are NOT the same 🖕
the yellow m and m mascot, which is a yellow peanut m and m with legs, arms, and a face.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
it's already coming true baby. 2nd interview monday. im gonna kill em. bitch no, i'm hiring YOU. fuck with m e.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
oops late. 5 favs, 5 tags Weather: dismal Bird: nightjar <333 Cake: cupcakes w sprinkles :) Holiday: Halloween Movie: Donnie Darko @killerbee.bsky.social @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social @janejanajuno.bsky.social @echofarandfaint.bsky.social @punkymacc.bsky.social
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
fuck you. this is my year. i,m the worst bitch you know and im manifesting it: im getting published. my salary will double. my pussy will pop and my dick will slay. im all up in your girl's guts hannibal-style. you will cry abt porn i write and you will be my friend. also
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
2 sentence horror...out of town until the new year. neighbor girl texts "is that yall in the yard?" #YIMBY (scared version)
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
today in neighbor girl news: got rolled up on by someone in a parking lot yesterday. ran full throttle at them telling them 2 shoot her if they really wanted 2 so badly. is now talking abt this on speakerphone like it's a funny HS story #YIMBY: i think she might b in a gang lmfao
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
📌 tracking tags (so far): #myfics #wolfposting #YIMBY (click the tag + then click "see posts by user" to browse 😊) see all my fics here: bsky.app/profile/rats...
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
2025 looks good from here... :) #myfics have drafts piling up like nobody's business.
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piles some fuckkin worms on you @ratsplendor.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
fuck. how do people do this. "this" being "wait for literal months to find out if your manuscript is being published." i did it. it's done. let me fucking stop thinking about it, just a yes or a no girl, im begging,
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