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Cap (Ratshag by night)

@ratshag.bsky.social
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Orc. Disney adult. Princex in disguise. Engineer. Unitarian Universalist. Nonbinary. They/Them

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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 1h
In my mind I heard “We are the dictionary” in a Judge Dredd voice
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Judge Dredd: I Am The Law (Sylvester Stallone)
Alt: Judge Dredd: I Am The Law (Sylvester Stallone)
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 3h
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Pippin: It Comes in Pints?
Alt: Pippin from “The Lord of the Rings” in a pub: It Comes in Pints? I’m getting one!
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 5h
Date with A tonight. She’s coming over to my place for the first time to hang out, eat some food, maybe watch some tv. Gonna be nice and relaxed. Do I feel a little anxious and awkward, given that my place is a studio apt, and my living room and dining room are also my bedroom?
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Hell to the Yeah Reaction
Alt: Hell to the Yeah Reaction
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 7h
In other words, try this in a production car and you’d be spam in a can.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 7h
As a mechanical engineer who’s done a lot of new product demos, I suspect: 1) Most of the batteries, safety features, and driver were removed to minimize weight 2) The timing of the gas venting was pre-programmed 3) Absolutely zero wind 4) Carefully constructed “road” surface
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 22h
Ooh good one!
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 22h
Herbie Goes Bananas for Tax Purposes
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral for Tax Purposes
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The monkey is on the branch.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Probably not what they meant, but I’m a-picturing Fizzgig
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Fizzgig from Dark Crystal Opens Mouth
Alt: Fizzgig from Dark Crystal Opens Mouth with lots of teeth
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Miss Piggy Says Go For It!
Alt: Fellow prisoners tell Miss Piggy to “Go for it”, and then she pulls the cell bars apart.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Something like 20 years ago, I recall saying something to you along the lines of “This stuff’s complicated. It takes time to figure out.” Had no idea at the time just how right I was …
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Having once been in such a relationship, can confirm.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Deciding that being not exactly either gender makes you happier also works.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You are not alone. Chris Langham to Sam the Eagle on “The Muppet Show” (1981): “When you look deep within your heart, you know that you'll find melted cheese."
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Awesome!
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Looking forward to it!
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In Sweden, blood donors receive text messages when their donation helps a patient. The initiative aims to personalize the experience, inform donors about their blood's destination, and encourage frequent donations.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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The Godfather: Why Do I Deserve This Generosity?
Alt: The Godfather: Why Do I Deserve This Generosity?
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
uh this rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZgB...
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Narnia: The Magician's Nephew - Official Trailer - Only In Cinemas February 11
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Releasing UK
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Steppin’ Razor. Like unto a whippin’ stick.”
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Molly Millions: Razorgirl Intensifies
Alt: Molly Millions: Razorgirl Intensifies
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When my parents came back from a conference with my 5th grade teacher, concerned that I had a neurological issue. He’d told them he’d noticed me sometimes blinking my eyes rapidly. “Oh, yeah,” I told them. “I do that because it makes everything look like an old-time movie”
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I quite enjoy them too.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One thousand years!
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Never knew this. Thanks!
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Awesome!
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dating when you’re both still cleaning up the debris after an unexpected divorce requires taking it slowly, with a lot of attention paid to honesty and communication. Doubly so when there’s feelings that are complicated and messy and don’t translate into words well.
Text from me:
Also, while I would like to have sex again someday, it is not the driving priority for me at the moment. Not that I’d mind, just, you know, *makes vague hand gestures*
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me, sitting in my office in TX while my boss in NY is trying to reach me because he wants some stupid shit
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cc: @triscribe.bsky.social
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/10/2026
people keep making movies where the premise is "it's kind of like a man but it looks like a monstrous freak but it's nice and sexy and doesn't abuse the woman so it's basically the most romantic thing ever" and men keep not getting it.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*drools*
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How I picture Saresa’s feed:
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Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
Alt: Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😮
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 09/10/2026
We're back. 💫
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*too excited to remember to breath* *passes out*
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds relevant to my interests
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Man Watches Distant Car Explosion
Alt: Walter White in “Breaking Bad” calmly watches the car he wrecked and set on fire explode while calling for a taxi
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Shea Brennan: That's a Fair Observation
Alt: Shea Brennan: That's a Fair Observation
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Man Yells 'NERDS!!!'
Alt: From “Revenge of the Nerds”: a big dumb jock angrily Yells 'NERDS!!!'
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*makes a toast: to Casval teh boy!*
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Love The Way You Lie Meme
Alt: Horizontal toaster launches a burned slice of toast across the countertop
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Friends: Chandler Bing's Cheesecake Question
Alt: Friends: Chandler Bing indignantly asks “Are you eating the cheesecake without me?!”
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I was in 6th grade I developed a taste for grilled cheese and jelly sandwiches. Mom fixed them for me, no doubt muttering “jeez my kid is effing weird” under her breath.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you cook the ramen before putting it between the slices of bread with the cheese, or no?
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, I’d certainly act more lively.
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Share a fictional character you wouldn't want to fuck with “Orc walks down the street wearing a clown armor like that, you know he's not afraid of anything”
Ratshag the orc wearing the clowniest of early World of Warcraft clown armor

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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just don’t tell us to assume crash positions
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Airplane Movie: Passengers Brace for Crash
Alt: Airplane Movie: Passengers assume crash positions
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Jody Houser ✒️🗯️🎲 @jodyhouser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Out For A Walk Bitch
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Cap (Ratshag by night) @ratshag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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