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don't cry, Shopgirl

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a kiss can make my whole day but anal can make my hole weak [🏠 Berlin - they/them]

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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
🤢
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I just know AI moderation trackers start sweating when they see "Dick Van Dyke."
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 07/06/2025
One year ago today, Charli xcx released ‘BRAT.’
Brat album cover.
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I mean 👀
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
he hasn't texted me back in 18 hours
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Mother Mother, Addison Rae e Marina hanno tuttə rilasciato un nuovo album oggi
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teekay 🎃 @iamtkp.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
OH MY GOD SO MUCH MUSIC DROPPED
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I've been in Thessaloniki for 3 days and MY GOD these Greek men
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a woman wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is making a funny face and saying boner city !
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is making a funny face and saying boner city !
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
is the juice worth the squeeze?
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Mina @marlenebinich.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Zu erschöpft für Katastrophenmodus.
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
- penso che X io: come mai pensi che X? io non penso che X, spiegami - MA POTRÒ PENSARE X IN PACE O NO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
honest to god I would ruin my life just to have Gareth Reynolds' big gingery 🐓 in one of my holes
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I don't really know if I wanna know, you know?
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
tag yourself, I'm: her.
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
per la prima volta ho votato per il referendum dall'estero, come me la sento rovente 💅🏻🔥
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
LOL GOD IS SUCH A SCAM LIKE GUUUUUUURL
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Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Typos are actually a form of queer resistance
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Bosco was, currently is, and always will be THAT bitch 🔥 the woman you are, god, I am obsessed (I apologize for using a gif with the old face, can't find a more recent one)
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a drag queen with red hair is wearing red glasses and a choker and the word werk is written on her face .
ALT: a drag queen with red hair is wearing red glasses and a choker and the word werk is written on her face .
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
watched Mermaids for the first time in my life, I thought that if I can't put my gayness into practice, let me at least keep up with the theory
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
god how I hate the expression "partner in crime" - what crime babe? doing lines of K every weekend?
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
These are AMAZING!
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
A father got this tattoo for the birth of his daughter. I truly wish you all the worst that life can throw at you, forever.
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
this queen drinking iced coffee when outside it's 10° and raining is such ally behavior, you go girl
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Good for him 🥰
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
super happy that she won, but dear god, that was probably the saddest #DragRace finale I've ever seen in my life.
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Anth*ny @oomfpit.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
totally dickstracted at the gym, how am I supposed to workout in this condition?
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
ditto blushing
Screenshot of ditto in the Pokémon anime Screenshot of ditto blushing in the Pokémon anime
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Tricksterway @tricksterway.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
When you can't find your prince
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Well, I guess we won't be going to Budapest no more 🔥
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
queen of portarsi la schiscetta di pranzo in ufficio
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I just want a beefy bearish bf that will choke me while breaking my back, and also will watch horror movies with me, is it really that much to ask?
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
American car culture is insane, I'm watching Gremlins and this teen has to go to work but his car won't start, so he reluctantly decides to walk to work because he's late. He runs literally less than a kilometer and arrives. It's a movie, sure, but: for real? Americans won't walk a kilometer?
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
fully gaslighted by this #LaLaPaRuZa episode: I disagree with the 95% of the decisions. Wonderful final winner, but the rest is CRAZY
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jAy Ph.D. @jayrotoole.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My experience with these people so far:
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
L'imprevedibilità delle cose mi coglie sempre di sorpresa
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'm not straight nor a woman, but if I have to guess how it feels to be a straight white woman in a relationship with a straight white man, I'd guess it's something close to "Five years" by Bo Burnham
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
can we please talk about Lorde?
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"It's Mink, but lots of people just call me the Religious Whore."
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Episode 2 of Absolute Units is out now! We speak to Dr Hannah Lyons (Curator, University of Reading Art Collection) about what art teaches us about England’s rural past, and why people painted such giant hogs. 🔊 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. merl.reading.ac.uk/explore/abso...
Absolute Units podcast. Three absolute unit sheep hover over the English countryside.
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
inside you there are two wolves
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
are you a "no this, no that, I don't do this, you don't do that"-on-your-Grindr-profile kind of gay, or are you a decent person?
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
scrivere "chudai" in un post del 2025 è davvero vintage cutlure
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I woke up thinking it was Friday 🥲
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
photo of a red shopping basket filled with turnips, under the headline: 
If you’re worried about food tariffs, adopt a frugal mindset and cook smarter
Learn to shop for groceries like a thrifter and work on eliminating waste
By Sheryl Julian Globe Correspondent,Updated April 7, 2025, 7:21 a.m.

caption: The big question is, writes Sheryl Julian, are we expected to remove all the pleasures from the table and turn the nightly dinner into a feast of locally grown turnips (above) and leafy greens?Jessica Rinaldi/Globe Staff
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
now that a few days have passed, I'll say it: this is my top 4 for this #DragRace season. Since day one, that was my top 4, and I'll be genuinely happy with any of them winning (ok, maybe slightly happier if it's Jewels or Onya)
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I've become a "I fucking hate kids, they are horrible and disgusting, but my nephew is wonderful and special" kinda homosexual.
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
36 ore a bologna
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don't cry, Shopgirl @ratatoskr258.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Elodie ha detto "facciamole contente ste frocie, daje"
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