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Kayla 🔪

@ratat00tie.bsky.social
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In this house we love devils hockey, cats, cooking, knitting, and being a massive nerd. Welcome 🩷

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
And cat 😭
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states. New Jersey is great.
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I love this town.
BE AWARE: SEALION (YOUNGSTER)

This little fella likes to jump out of the bushes at you! The sealion in question
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Uninspired Beige @charliencontext.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Salvation Army guy ringing that bell and staring me down, in this economy?
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I don't ever wanna be the asshole boss but my god this new guy is testing my patience 😭
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A good bra really changes my whole attitude for the day like the girls are sitting up looking ppl right in the face n so am i
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Hello nice people this is my weekend
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✨Kei$ha ✨ @glamazonjay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Stop comparing the rap girls and just enjoy the music. Them being different is how all the bases are getting covered.
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.//Swav Silverhand✘ 🖥️ @suavevillain.blacksky.app · 18/12/2023
It is almost time y'all. Don't forget the 21st. #BlackSky
As black people, genetically we are
stronger and smarter than everyone
else, we are more creative, on
December 21 our Real DNA will be
unlocked and majority will be able to
do things that we thought were
fiction. Learn who u are as a people
they wanna make us average
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Messing up right at the beginning of a 264 stitch round and not knowing until I get to the end..............take these sharp knitting needles away from me I'm bout to lose it
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My kitchen appliances are almost all breville and thermador and absolutely no shade to other brands bc I haven't tried them....but that's mainly bc I haven't had to get any of these replaced or even repaired in like 10/11 years [aka since installation]
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Sean Paul activates me like the winter soldier I have no control over what happens next
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I don't go out but with the music my coworkers play in the OR i might as well be in the club. I cannot stress how many times I've had to resist the urge to back my azz up with a patient on the table
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
BABY YOU CAN HIT THIS DONT BE SCARED!!
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I don't get mad tbh it's more disgust and secondhand embarrassment and then enjoying in the opportunity to go BOOOOO 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 at somebody in person
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Sometimes I just scroll through miss thee stallion's Instagram until I feel like I'm gonna pass out
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
All 16 seasons of Good Eats are on HBO. I'm locking in
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I feel like my voice being so deep makes ppl interpret everything I say as serious and bitchy automatically if i'm not hyena laughing while I say it and it annoys thee hell outta me. I'm not in a bad mood I'm just sexy wtf
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🌱🌱🌱 @jagerbott.blacksky.app · 03/12/2024
im very much a, "YAAAYE!" "YIPPIE!" "HORRAY!" type person and have been my whole life
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Oh my lord
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If u weren't alive (and past the point of drooling dpmo) when Sean Paul came and revolutionized Caribbean house parties forever youre too young to talk to me we are just cousins
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I want my Sundays as relaxing as possible but unfortunately I spent most of my time awake so far trying not to let this hangover kill me and throwing up (just once) but I'm coming back ‼️
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Hangover cure
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Surfo 🏄🏿‍♂️ @handle.invalid · 25/11/2024
i be lurkin on some of yall page for so long, i forget its ya page. I start likin shit like its discover feed ngl
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Billie Jean was so good I never questioned him fr that's not his kid
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Drunk and weeping to this shit
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I've loved peace and quiet and talking to as few people as possible ever since I exited the womb and that's why marriage has never been a priority for me. Bc why are you in my house EVERY DAY omg
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I think I've had this mixer for around 10 years now it's still running like new.....but I kinda want a new version of it that has some additional very helpful features UGH damn it
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I hate to say it out loud bc I still want one but having a stand mixer that only mixes instead of doing that plus the billion other things they make Kitchen Aid stand mixers for hasnt hindered me in any way. Nobody actually needs that thing and its several $150 attachments 😭
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/11/2024
This cat is named pineapple pizza
The cat named pineapple pizza
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I need them to see me at a bar and really like my vibe
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Liking someone's voice more doesn't mean they're a better singer and I need everybody to remember that before giving opinions 😭 if it was only about what noise you like better there would be no reason to document range, agility, breath support, and every other skill. With that said you deserved it!!
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
You're correct, that's a sick individual
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Twitter is crazy only there can ppl argue about food for an entire month straight
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I've never seen dickriding at such a level
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Made In mustve paid a lot to get influencers to lie saying they're a cheaper alternative to All Clad bc they sure tf are NOT 😭 cheaper WHERE!!!
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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Sounds like SHEIN for a rough night
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shrek from the movie shrek looks at the camera
ALT: shrek from the movie shrek looks at the camera
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
She's out for delivery now 🙏🏼
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I read the lyrics and still forget by the next listen bc the sounds hitting my ears don't match up w any words known to man at this moment
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Grip Bayless @talleyberrybaby.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A motherfucker could rob me with a single chitterling tbh. Keep em away from me fr.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/11/2024
convinced that there are people who love trump for no other reason than that he gave them a personality, however rancid it might be
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Pépito @pepitothe-cat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Pepito is back home (00:05:07)
Pepito returning home
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Ken 🥀 @kenthestepdad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Aluminum foil today
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 29/11/2024
Shoutout to blacksky moderation 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm finally mastering prepping and making more than one recipe at a time with very minimal cleanup thank the lord
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Kayla 🔪 @ratat00tie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Take him pls
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