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The Narrator

@parkour-lewis.bsky.social

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12Tail ♦️ ♈️ Actor. Writer. Morehouse Man. Not often that I lose. Master of the Satsui No Hadou. Part time Sith Lord. When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, get w/me LA 📍 IG: @Parkour_lewis

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Minnesota finna get asked “Did you pinch the bitch?!” at the post game

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Yeah, this brotha finna WHORE today

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Why am I getting reports of yall acting up when I don’t even be on here?!

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Who says “kill”?! We playing GoldenEye?

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Does the exact opposite actually

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

It looks like y'all still wylin over here.

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Ehhhh, I by nature hate the phone.....HOWEVER if you are telling me something complex that requires nuance and explanation, don't put that shit in a text, pick up the damn phone.

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Y’all acting up tonight, good to see not much has changed 🤣

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

You at a Con my G? 🤣

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Them files could drop completely unredacted and it would do NOTHING I’m honestly tired of all the chicanery, we know exactly who and what the people in them files are and too many people are invested in their survival so we’d be right where we are

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I need “Rise Up” to RISE THE HELL UP tomorrow

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Adam right after Eve got them exiled from the garden:

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

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an elderly man is sitting in a dark room and says sometimes dead is better .

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Even the pop music that used to get exported is stepped on these days, everyone else doing better

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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Baby. You know I love you. But that bone is shining like the top of the Chrysler building. This rib was done, we lost nothing sister 🤭 but get some extra for emotional pain

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Did they use Prize Picks? 🤔

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

So….we kidnapping presidents now? Oh its wild in these geopolitical streets

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Considering most people got here like a year ago, that would be reasonably impressive 🤣

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Nobody: Garfield:

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

They finna Sam Rothstein you?

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Buddy playing 4D Chess 🤣

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Ainnobody got any money, them numbers finna look like the Titanic

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

My brother in Christ, gon and tell them you ain’t keen on where y’all at, crash outs gotta be reserved for when (reasonable) diplomacy had failed

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Free perspective for sale

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Breh, casinos hurting like hell right now, they done sent about 16 flyers to my crib in a week trying to entice a previous tenant 🤣😬

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TCG @itstcg.blacksky.app · 21/10/2025

Agreed. Been 4 white girls shaped like Shelly Duvall talking about they new here. Beat it.

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Hornets getting the 8 seed

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Feels like there’s been another uptick of bots on here 🤔

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Hey. Zeus. Cristo.

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Don’t have these problems when you only send pics of Bible verses

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a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

That recoil gonna have ya shoulder like ya brisket 🤣

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Now, y'all go drink some water.

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

And ole Civil Rights face couldn't keep his hands to himself

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

97% of people in LA are shit drivers, but honestly the way the city is designed is about 37% of the problem

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

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a man with a surprised look on his face says " absolutely not "

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Its not NOT Eric Adams

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a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is holding a microphone in his right hand

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Yahweh said

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a pile of colorful gummy worms with the words `` sending you something sweet ''

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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 10/09/2025

died as he lived (talking out the side of his neck)

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Jawn Redcorn @jerzeejoker.blacksky.app · 10/09/2025

They said he ain’t check in with the Mormons. That’s crazy. I gotta log off 😂 the internet is unserious.

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Something is legit in the water cause I’m a tried and true drinker and them hoes hit DIFFERENT

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

A literal demagogue got clapped, they ain’t gotta say nothin

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Only thing hotter than that chip you at is where Chuck is headed 🤣

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

He said

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

So, I’m just catching up…looks like

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Man! Them lil mean womenfolk run up on us tall folks like we got catnip!

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Putin lookin puffy and sick too…is 2025 gonna bless us with a 2fer?!

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a man with his eyes closed is praying with the words dear sweet baby jesus praying

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Everyone need to leave, yall in danger

The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I lowkey be thinking about checking it out, but I know that shit finna expose me 😭

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The Narrator @parkour-lewis.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Eating a late ass lunch and tryna figure out if you actually kinda hungry around dinner time <<<