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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is a Donald Trump-ass tweet from Meltzer. I cannot believe this is real.

Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I cannot wait for the @ettingermentum.bsky.social "Art of Losing" on Haley Stevens. It's an awe-inspiring, almost unthinkable failure to outspend by that significant a difference and lose, even by a slim margin. Generationally awful candidate.

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nˈɔrbɜrt @cacciatore.eurosky.social · 29/06/2026

Sometimes you verlängerst das Ding. #gerpar

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Controversy aside, It Ends With Us is just a dogshit movie. And it's soundtracked like an episode of Love is Blind.

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I'm pretty sure being autistic is a prerequisite to writing good poetry.

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Greg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

thank you Trump for making Shrek white again

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS DOING THE BANDIT KEITH

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Show the Minions & Monsters R-rated trailer cowards

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Brian Cox being in Super Troopers 3 makes me believe in Hollywood humiliation rituals

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Stephen King is gonna be cumming in his pants over The End of Oak Street

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

A bit that killed me was Jax working for the post office because if you have any queer or egg friends, there's a 90% chance they delivered mail at some point.

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Having stepped out of the TADC finale, it is so clear how big an influence End of Evangelion was on this, and I mean that as the highest praise. Absolute incredible and gorgeous end to the serious — @gooseworx.bsky.social should be so goddamn proud of what she's made.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

How many people are currently working on a “I’ll screw you with my worm” post? Well too bad because I have no shame and will just say it

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Flossing was a fun little dance. Bring it back.

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I don't blame anyone who finds Platner's baggage off-putting, but the lesson should be "find a Platner without baggage", not "go back to the usual playbook".

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Today's road construction will be the death of me

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It's sad to see AI art at the Hukilau

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

JD Vance is Harold Lauder from The Stand

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I sometimes wonder if the liberal intelligentsia had the moral spine to hold Rowling accountable we'd be in current cultural mess where monstrous people like Kanye can get away with the harm they've caused. After largely winning the culture war of the 10's, prevaricating to protect her gutted us.

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I want "Assassins" updated to include Michael Thomas Crooks, just so that in the opening of "Another National Anthem" he can yell, "I DID IT BECAUSE HE STOPPED BEING BASED AND GROYPER-PILLED"

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

If you tape a sign to Greg Landsman's office door that says "enabler" or "warmonger", you can walk two doors down to Bang Bang and get a shot on me.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Trump: We’re bringing the untalented sex criminals back to Hollywood. American sex criminals can’t stop winning

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Hi, Greg — I own the Tiki bar two doors down from your office in Walnut Hills. I invited your staff for free Mai Tais before, but now I don't think you or anyone who works for you would even be served a glass of water. Thanks for doing nothing for the neighborhood!

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

so we're putting the Jewish Space Laser woman on the cover of New York Magazine now, huh?

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

When I get to name the frozen drink at the bar

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

So my step grandmother died this week. Don't express sympathy — she wouldn't have wanted that or pity from me for her passing, so I don't want it from anyone else. I don't even know how to begin eulogizing this woman other than she was a bitter old German banshee whose hater energy was legendary

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

if anyone was wondering about the entire order line read of the 55 burger sketch in German

Tim Robinson in the I think you should leave Pay it Forward sketch, Season: 3, Ep: 3 ordering at the drive thru

The entire order has been translated into German, so the caption reads:

Fünfundfünfzig Burger, Fünfundfünfzig Pommes frites, Fünfundfünfzig Tacos, Fünfundfünfzig Kuchen, Fünfundfünfzig Coca-Colas, Fünfundfünfzig Kartoffelknödel, Einhundert Pizzen, Einhundert Hähnchenfilets, Einhundert Fleischbällchen, Einhundert Kaffees, Fünfundfünfzig Hühnerflügel, Fünfundfünfzig Milchshakes, Fünfundfünfzig Pfannkuchen, Fünfundfünfzig Nudeln, Fünfundfünfzig Chili-Pfeffer, Einhundertfünfundfünfzig Kartoffeln

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I would fucking love to hear "I Think You Should Leave" dubbed in German.

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Of all the "weird hair growths you get while growing older" to get, the "random long single eyebrow hair" isn't the worst but is always annoying

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Jerking Donald Trump off has to be like trying to squeeze wood glue out of an old, partially clogged bottle, even down to the consistency, color, and tack.

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I visited Dachau yesterday. I still can't stop thinking about it — I left it emotionally numb and today broke down sobbing in the shower thinking about it again. And the most disturbing aspect was how uncanny the described rise of the Reich was to right now. It CAN happen here. It IS happening

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Inside Jared Goff are two wolves: One is Jared Goof, one is Jared Godf

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

The TouchTunes jukebox may be the single most evil and destructive thing foisted upon unsuspecting bars

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Karrion Kross discourse has to be *the most* insufferable thing the IWC has latched onto in a while. Yeah, I prefer a guy who has a fun character over whatever marblemouthed black trunks darling is the current fixation, plenty do.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

ADJSHFGAHJDSFGK - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Jeffrey J. Hall @mrjeffu.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):

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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

We're getting word of a potential new Groverhaus situation, and we're monitoring it very closely

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

“Yeah, Elon is throwing up swastikas and helping tank the economy and dismantle our federal institutions, but X is just so much more active with people and fun.” You people are fucking losers.

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Skipper @rascalking.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Yeah, done here until October. General opinion/stance: negative. What a waste of time hobby.

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