Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Only true Roller Coaster efficianados will get this meme. 132
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's a good thing we didn't have fursuits back in the 1950's. They would have packed those things so full of asbestos. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If all the trees decided to get into a massive global conflict with each other they would call it Wood War l. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My phone almost exploded earlier today but I fixed it. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Zombo .com has become the latest victim of enshitification. Our age of silicone is collapsing.zombo.comZombo.com - No Limits - You Can Do AnythingZombo.com where you can do anything. Zombocom has no limits. Zombo is unlimited. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Made a helpful infographic for those wondering how many calories are in a coyote. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just found out the first day of Fall and the equinox happen on the same day. What a crazy coincidence. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Before cellphones, if you had to call someone you had to use the phone. 001
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My friends says he's dating a model. Yeah, a large language model. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Watched the Marvel movies out of order and it took me five movies to figure out that green Thanos is actually The Hulk. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*The Titanic has just struck an iceberg. The captain summons the ship's enginner, Mr. Andrews up to the bridge* Captain Smith: Are we going to sink Mr. Andrews? *Mr. Andrews picks up a piece of paper, folds it in half, and sticks a pencil through it* Bruce Ismay: We have crossed the Event Horizon 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nintendo 45, Nintendo 46, Nintendo 47, Nintendo 48, Nintendo 49, Nintendo 50, Nintendo 51, Nintendo 52, Nintendo 53, Nintendo 54, Nintendo 55, Nintendo 56, Nintendo 57, Nintendo 58, Nintendo 59, Nintendo 60, Nintendo 61, Nintendo 62, Nintendo 63, Nintendo 64, and Nintendo 65? Really makes you think 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nintendo 22, Nintendo 23, Nintendo 24, Nintendo 25, Nintendo 26, Nintendo 27, Nintendo 28, Nintendo 29, Nintendo 30, Nintendo 31, Nintendo 32, Nintendo 33, Nintendo 34, Nintendo 35, Nintendo 36, Nintendo 37, Nintendo 38, Nintendo 39, Nintendo 40, Nintendo 41, Nintendo 42, Nintendo 43, Nintendo 44, 130
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sure we have Nintendo 64. But what about Nintendo 2, Nintendo 3, Nintendo 4, Nintendo 5, Nintendo 6, Nintendo 7, Nintendo 8, Nintendo 9, Nintendo 10, Nintendo 11, Nintendo 12, Nintendo 13, Nintendo 14, Nintendo 15, Nintendo 16, Nintendo 17, Nintendo 18, Nintendo 19, Nintendo 20, Nintendo 21, 131
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I like how the credits of A Bug's Life implies that it's a movie. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I really want to cuddle Lucario, but I fear that his chest spike will puncture me causing severe bleeding and ruining the bedsheets. 110
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You ever on the road and you see a Cyber Truck and you peek through the window and see a guy driving it? Crazy stuff 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just got off the phone with my tax guy. Says that I have to pay taxes. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I would consider the Southwest to be the Midwest of the Southwest. 021
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I didn't have time to read the whole thing but thank you for the encouragement. Makes me feel good. Have a nice day. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Why don't cars have a self-destruct mechanism? My 2003 Toyota Corolla should have a self-destruct mechanism. We have the technology. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fun life fact: Back in 2022 I saw that Lightyear movie and after it was over I went to the ER. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you have friends and they don't know what molecules are you can tell them that you ate over a million molecules for breakfast and they'll think that's really impressive and that you're very cool. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Knowledge is knowing that the White Zone is for loading and unloading passengers only. Wisdom is knowing that there is no stopping in the Red Zone. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Coyote Vs. Acme movie is very good go watch it. 291
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The existence of top golf implies the existence of bottom golf. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Clicked on a YouTube video because the thumbnail had two guys shooting lazer beams out of their eyes. Not a single lazer was shot. 42 minutes and 5 seconds of my life wasted. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I accidentally posted Renamon in the group chat and now all my friends are blaming me for the heat wave. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You see, the trick to a good photo is that you want to boost up that saturation. There should be a slider. Slide that to the right. No, no, allll the way to the right they give you that space for a reason. Okay you want to export and save that so that the slider resets. There we go what a great pic. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How to make Shake & Bake: Step 1: Shake Step 2: Bake 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Still can't get over the fact that mincing garlic is a skill issue. 010
