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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Need to beat the heat this weekend? Stop by one of Southern California's scenic beaches! With crystal clear water, fresh air, and endless sunshine, the beach is the perfect place to visit. Be careful of getting any sand between your paws! awoo #fursuitfriday

Despite how chipper the text of the post is about beaches in California, the attached photo displays a much bleaker picture.

While the photo does in fact show a beach, it is very depressing and gloomy. The beach is empty and devoid of life. The air is full of smog. The sand on the beach is littered with debris. In the far background is a giant imposing industrial building. I don't know what the building is, might be a power plant or one of those stupid data centers. I tried to get inside but there was a fence and I didn't want to go inside. In the foreground is Rascal Jackal posing. He is on one knee and staring off into the distance. He is looking at the ocean. Even though the ocean is not visible in the photo I can assure you it was very unappetizing. It looked like a wine dark sea. Rascal Jackal has a bright big smile on his face, but that is because he is a fursuit and is incapable of changing emotions. I know that some fursuits can change emotions with accessories such as magnetic eyelids, but I can not afford that, not in this economy.

The photo is Huntington Beach.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No Country for Old Men (2007)

A screenshot of Steve Buscemi's character from the 2003 film Big Fish.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Only true Roller Coaster efficianados will get this meme.

X² the rollercoaster sits dead in the grave, but next to it is Viper, who is smiling and giving the peace sign. Viper lives.

Viper is such a good coaster.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Made a helpful infographic for those wondering how many calories are in a coyote.

An infographic describing how many calories are in a coyote.

Top third is an excerpt from the Wikipedia article for coyote. The typical weights of 18 to 44 pounds are circled.

The middle third says average = 32 pounds. Below that text are 128 McDonald's Quarter Pounders with the text: That makes 128 Quater Pounders.

Bottom third is a screenshot from the McDonald's website showing that their Quarter Pounder has 520 calories. To the right of that is the math saying: x 128 = 66560 CALORIES!
Below that are some .jpgs of coyotes hungry for Quarter Pounders.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The Coyote Vs. Acme movie is very good go watch it.

Bottom text: Wow! The myth of Sisyphus is alive to this day. Are the challenges in our lives trapped into a system beyond our control, or can we escape this capitalist hell?

Top text: Cock

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Grocery Outlet got some weird cereals.

On the left, Kelpo cereal.

On the right Squishmallow cereal.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This is my cat. See how he is a Fat B****.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Soon there will be two dogs inside me.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Can't believe I got mentioned in yesterday's [Bracket City]. Thank you! @theatlantic.com

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Out of all the Artemis II photos, this one is my favorite. It's not as flashy as the others, but to me it's beautiful. Christina Koch pointed her camera at a black patch of empty space, and kept the exposure open for five minutes. It revealed a whole universe hidden in the invisible. Stunning 🌠🌙🌌🛰

Each of these specks is an entire galaxy.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

How it feels to take off that stupid wristband after LVFC.

Oooooh owie ow, ungh ouch oof, wow mmmfh ow, ooch oooo, ow

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

You know the cartoon is going to be good when Weird Al makes a cameo.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

A coyote and a wolf in their natural habitat.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

How I would look if I joined the Mafia.

Considering how corporations are acting nowadays, joining organized crime may be the more ethical option.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I don't care what anyone says, furries in the 1890's were LIT 🔥🔥 🐈🐓 🐎🐕

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Imagine showing up to the Doomsday Clock Announcement and the guy makes full eye contact with you and then pushes the hand even MORE closer to midnight.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Look at how pissed off Ray Kroc is after finding out that one of his franchise's McDonald's is using lettuce in the burgers. Look at Ray Kroc's twisted expression. The combination of disgust, pain, and wry amusement. This was the moment Grimace was born.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It is time to evolve from violent language. Also be sure to watch the new Avenger's Doomsday, only in theaters December 18, 2026. Starring Robert (Downey) Junior as Mr. Doom.

The scene where Ant Man's tacos got blown away made cry in the theater in real life. I had to lie and say that I poked my eye with a straw and that is was Sprite running down my cheek not tears.

Also be sure to watch the new Avenger's Doomsday, only in theaters December 18, 2026. Starring Robert (Downey) Junior as Mr. Doom.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

He warned us about the future and we MOCKED him.

A statue of a decorative rooster on an otherwise empty store shelf at Costco. The rooster is fairly well-detailed with nice coloring, and their head is thrown back, mouth open, tongue sticking out, clearly mid-adoodle. The sticker on the shelf for the rooster reads:
"1768202
35 INCH FARMHOUSE
ROOSTER
METAL STATUE"
with the price being, you almost guessed it, $66.99. You know, like the funny sex number. Funny. I'm a huge liar, I didn't even take this picture. A friend of mine took this picture. I don't even know if this is at a Costco, he didn't say. It could be a Home Depot because that orange paint on the shelving looks kinda like Home Depot. But the bare cinderblock wall behind the shelf makes me lean towards Home Depot, since I know a lot of the Costcos in the area have the more metal siding. But then I just gaslit myself I think because I just went and looked it up and this is obviously a Costco. Like, there should have been no doubt. But then I realized I haven't been inside a Costco in, like, maybe 10 years? And even then I think it was just the food court? I mean, it just doesn't make sense for me, as a single person, to go to Costco regularly. I can't use anything in bulk.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

> Hear about the song "Silent Night" > look inside > not silent

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Hey guys I did the math In 2012 Disney bought Star Wars for $4.05 billion dollars The six movies at the time are 13 hours and 25 minutes That is 48,300 seconds That is $83,850 per second Ben Quadinaros is on screen for 18 of those seconds That means Disney paid $1,509,300 for Ben Quadinaros

That means Ben Quadinaros is worth more than me or anyone on this site will ever make in their lifetimes.

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Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Working in customer service be like:

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