Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Only true Roller Coaster efficianados will get this meme. 132
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's a good thing we didn't have fursuits back in the 1950's. They would have packed those things so full of asbestos. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If all the trees decided to get into a massive global conflict with each other they would call it Wood War l. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My phone almost exploded earlier today but I fixed it. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Zombo .com has become the latest victim of enshitification. Our age of silicone is collapsing.zombo.comZombo.com - No Limits - You Can Do AnythingZombo.com where you can do anything. Zombocom has no limits. Zombo is unlimited. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Made a helpful infographic for those wondering how many calories are in a coyote. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just found out the first day of Fall and the equinox happen on the same day. What a crazy coincidence. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Before cellphones, if you had to call someone you had to use the phone. 001
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My friends says he's dating a model. Yeah, a large language model. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Watched the Marvel movies out of order and it took me five movies to figure out that green Thanos is actually The Hulk. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*The Titanic has just struck an iceberg. The captain summons the ship's enginner, Mr. Andrews up to the bridge* Captain Smith: Are we going to sink Mr. Andrews? *Mr. Andrews picks up a piece of paper, folds it in half, and sticks a pencil through it* Bruce Ismay: We have crossed the Event Horizon 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sure we have Nintendo 64. But what about Nintendo 2, Nintendo 3, Nintendo 4, Nintendo 5, Nintendo 6, Nintendo 7, Nintendo 8, Nintendo 9, Nintendo 10, Nintendo 11, Nintendo 12, Nintendo 13, Nintendo 14, Nintendo 15, Nintendo 16, Nintendo 17, Nintendo 18, Nintendo 19, Nintendo 20, Nintendo 21, 131
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I like how the credits of A Bug's Life implies that it's a movie. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I really want to cuddle Lucario, but I fear that his chest spike will puncture me causing severe bleeding and ruining the bedsheets. 110
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You ever on the road and you see a Cyber Truck and you peek through the window and see a guy driving it? Crazy stuff 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just got off the phone with my tax guy. Says that I have to pay taxes. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I would consider the Southwest to be the Midwest of the Southwest. 021
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Why don't cars have a self-destruct mechanism? My 2003 Toyota Corolla should have a self-destruct mechanism. We have the technology. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fun life fact: Back in 2022 I saw that Lightyear movie and after it was over I went to the ER. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you have friends and they don't know what molecules are you can tell them that you ate over a million molecules for breakfast and they'll think that's really impressive and that you're very cool. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Knowledge is knowing that the White Zone is for loading and unloading passengers only. Wisdom is knowing that there is no stopping in the Red Zone. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Coyote Vs. Acme movie is very good go watch it. 291
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Clicked on a YouTube video because the thumbnail had two guys shooting lazer beams out of their eyes. Not a single lazer was shot. 42 minutes and 5 seconds of my life wasted. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I accidentally posted Renamon in the group chat and now all my friends are blaming me for the heat wave. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You see, the trick to a good photo is that you want to boost up that saturation. There should be a slider. Slide that to the right. No, no, allll the way to the right they give you that space for a reason. Okay you want to export and save that so that the slider resets. There we go what a great pic. 020
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How to make Shake & Bake: Step 1: Shake Step 2: Bake 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Still can't get over the fact that mincing garlic is a skill issue. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Lost my entire life savings on Kalshi because I bet against the Harlem Globetrotters. 010
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One time I laid down on the floor and pretended to be dead to see how my cat would react and he bit my nipple. 001
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Watching the hit 2008 hit film The Dark Knight again and I just noticed a really bad continuity error. When the joker guy tells his scar story the second time it is completely different. I'm surprised the script editor or Christopher Nolan didn't notice. This is why media literacy is important. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Until recently I thought the dishwasher machine would teleport the dishes to an off-site location where cleaners would wash them and teleport them back. Turns out it's a box that gets pumped with water and soap and it spins around and stuff. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Out of the 200 biggest yachts in the world, Gabe Newell owns three of them. 000
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I wish I could talk more about Garfield with my friends. But if I talk about him too much I'll become "That guy who is really into Garfield." So I have to restrain myself. This is my prison. This is my curse. 140
Rascal Jackal @rascal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When you're asleep and can't wake up you're in a comma. When you're always awake and can't go to sleep you're in an apostrophe. 010
