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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 3h
I promise
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 4h
I do wonder how this political moment is going to change North Carolina. The state legislature is gerrymandered to hell (Dems actually led the popular vote in state legislature elections in 2024, but the GOP has nearly veto-proof majorities) but I wonder if we'll see that start to break this year.
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 4h
Jigskin
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 4h
More true than ever
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 6h
Not now, mysterious Siberian lab leak plague
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 6h
Why is it a flying truck?
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Scott L Greer @scottlgreer.bsky.social · 8h
This is as close as anything to the molten core of modern democracy: can legislators and laws bind executives? That question has been the motive force of a lot of revolutions, democratic collapses, and democratization
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 8h
We're really hoping he drags down his party in state elections
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 8h
Fair
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 8h
Surely it's public domain by now
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 8h
Yes and misogyny I think
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 8h
He doesn't know what "asylum" means
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 11h
NCians have one week to register for election day voting. Alternatively: one-stop early vote to register and cast your ballot same day.
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Regular Voter Registration Deadline Approaching for 2026 General Election
Eligible individuals who want to cast their ballot by mail or on Election Day, Nov. 3, must register to vote by 5 p.m. Friday, Oct. 9.Individuals who miss the…
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 10h
It's not iced, apparently this makes a difference for some reason
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 11h
Yeah but how is his singing voice
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 12h
Good news: Wilber Garces Perez finally had surgery to remove the bullet that was in his back for 11 days. It took far too long, and it's more proof of ICE cruelty. But we kept up the pressure, and Wilber got the care he needed. Speaking up for our neighbors works.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 12h
Executive Reorganization Act of 2029 Legislative Reorganization Act of 2029 Judiciary Act of 2029 this is all i ask for also just straight up pass an override act for INS v Chadha and strip the court of jurisdiction over a legislative veto
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 13h
Yes, that is who controls Congress
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 13h
Local coverage of Michael Whatley's failure
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Major Republican group pauses US Senate ad spending in NC, where GOP’s Whatley trails in polls
The Senate Leadership Fund, a political action committee that pledged to spend $71 million to help Republican Michael Whatley in the race for North Carolina’s open U.S. Senate seat, plans to pause ads...
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 13h
Looks like this:
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Ron Swanson's Fake Permit in Parks And Rec
Alt: Ron Swanson's Fake Permit in Parks And Rec
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 13h
Russ Vought is a seditionist and should be prosecuted as such.
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 13h
This is 100% because Congress has allowed this to happen
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 14h
"We"
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 14h
I see that today's discourse is a rehash of the question "are the victims of discrimination at fault for just being *too* different"
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15h
Wow, these job numbers are TERRIBLE. Many people are saying we must have an “incompetent” president who is “asleep at the wheel”
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 16h
If these bears form an alliance with the orcas we will all be in trouble
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 02/10/2026
I'm laughing
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 02/10/2026
Complete the joke: Elon Musk, Newt Gingrich and Palmer Luckey walk into a bar...
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 02/10/2026
What about the future of posture?
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 02/10/2026
Ask Secretary Noem
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Yes
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
He hates Ken Paxton just like us fr
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Sure you're cool, but are you "illegally parked my custom black Cybertruck in front of the Walmart" cool?
Shiny black Cybertruck parked in a place that is clearly not a parking space
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
How did that work out for him?
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Works to do what? Read the letter and tell me what they are trying to accomplish, other than "interfere with the election"
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Like a wounded animal
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
FWIW, although this is very scary and authoritarian it is also a sign of desperation. People who think they are about to win don't do this.
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
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Théoden: So It Begins
Alt: Théoden: So It Begins
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Something wrong with your center innit
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everytime, the modern Republican Party has done something constitutionally crappy, even after they have pardoned said constitutional crap, we are then supposed to pretend that it was not constitutional crap. Nope: Nixon was a crook and J6’ers were a bunch of rioters who tried to Hang Mike Pence.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good thread from @jonseidel.bsky.social about the Broadview 6 hearing ... which has echoes of this week's DC Circuit arguments over the AEA contempt proceedings and the 11th Circuit's refusal to stay the district court Trump v IRS sanctions order. (Discussed in here: www.lawdork.com/p/scotus-thi...)
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perry: "If there are, in fact, no relevant communication of the malicious prosecution/vindictive prosecution motion, what privilege could possibly exist here?"
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
If I were a goon, I would be getting pretty concerned at this point that grandpa's brains are too mushy for him to remember to sign my pardon
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
🧵
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Thank you for your service
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Off to the camps with you
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
Time for another round of "did he accidentally leak top secret information or is he just making it up"
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
I think it's bad, actually, that the President is a lunatic conspiracy theorist who directs federal resources on the basis of YouTube videos. This would be bad even if it hadn't resulted in several deaths.
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
This is an advertisement
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 01/10/2026
The Renee Good conspiracy complaint is really fascinating. The best summary I have seen of how Chris Rufo and Nick Shirley created Metro Surge. I think in the future it will be regarded as a major document of this time.
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