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Jamie Brooks

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Still dealing with the disappointment of not becoming an astronaut.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth
Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@arseblog.com, is there any chance you could add a feature to the app so I can take a photograph of my child and see what a tattoo would look like on the by the time they're 18? I think this could be a game changer.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@davidallengreen.bsky.social is this you?
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 10/09/2026
Whenever we see someone post that they're stopping their donation to the RNLI, like some right-wing virtue-signalling flex, we can't help but think of this. You can donate to the RNLI here: buff.ly/bsku22S
Only 1.2% of RNLI calls are for asylum seekers in the Channel — red poster arguing that cancelling RNLI donations equates to saying "I hate migrants... I'm willing to jeopardise the lives of the other 98.8% of rescues," followed by the sarcastic "Lovely people, right?"
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gutted to hear about Dolly Parton. A great singer and great person, she will be missed.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@skircle.me
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If Disney want to make a slam-dunk successful Star Wars movie, release Cerveza Cristal cut of A New Hope. I would watch the hell out of that.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
*waits patiently for the promised @gunnerblog.bsky.social drunken video*
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Good morning! Here is a three-day old sea-otter pup, snoozing on their Mama. The image is by one my favourite wildlife photographers, Suzi Eszterhas, who runs girlswhoclick.org - an organisation that mentors girls and young women interested in nature photography. Feel free to share.
A little fuzzy, dark brown sea-otter pup, sleeping peacefully on top of their Mama's belly, as she floats on her back.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 31/03/2026
This was Ian Wright on David Rocastle 5 years ago. arseblog.com/2021/03/to-r... #davidrocastle
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"To Rocky" - by Ian Wright
David, twenty years, bro. In a way, I’ve been dreading the build up to it. You’re always on my mind but I try to not think of that specific day. You know what I mean? Everyone knows how close we were....
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Marks and Spencer should make Percy Pig branded bacon.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I want another Superman movie, and I want it ASAP.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"The former leader of Reform UK in Wales has pleaded guilty to bribery charges relating to statements in favour of Russia in the European parliament" www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Reform UK’s ex-leader in Wales Nathan Gill pleads guilty to bribery charges
Gill admits to eight counts of bribery relating to pro-Russia statements made in the European parliament and articles
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 17/09/2025
In London, hate will never win.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The only #MCU spin-off series I'm interested in, is a mockumentary following Trevor Slattery reviving his career in theatre acting.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Colin from Portsmouth on Starmer's nothing like rivers of blood speech.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Happy Ed Balls Day, have a good one to those who celebrate. #edballs
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
'The Wrong Trousers' is, in my opinion, the greatest comedy film ever created in Britain. It's a small thing, but the scene that always makes me laugh out loud is when Feathers McGraw takes his disguise off and Wallace says, "Good grief! It's you!" It's genius.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Lenham today, looking beautiful.
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Jamie Brooks @randy-mclovin.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Spring in the air.
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