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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 3h
Why aren't they designed like that to begin with huh? *tapping head meme*
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 5h
The real answer's just as wild tbh
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 5h
Guillermo del Toro
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 19h
THEY SAID THE THING!!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 23h
it is time to evolve old and tired conspiracy theories like "we never landed on the moon" to new, refreshing conspiracy theories like "we never LEFT the moon"
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking forward to this biopic
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just realized that we have now matched my predicted wins for the season, and we just finished week 5. Let's go.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHAT
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But the second half of your sentence contradicts the first
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I saw the data center in the closet and the data center was making babies and one of the babies looked at me
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eeri stripes 👻 🐦‍🕷️ 🏹 @eeri-stripes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i cant help but find it funny in splatoon when people will refer to any and all weapons as "gun" and u look at it and it's just
a teal-colored hissen, or japanese multi-sectioned paintbrush washing bucket. the splatoon 3 tri-slosher is modelled after this kind of bucket
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember checking into our hotel at Dragon Con years ago and seeing a couple of our friends and waving and saying hi and then I realized that a lot of nerds look very similar. Dead ringers tho I swear
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't buy diesel, and my country just a war to Iran. But at least now there are federal rules governing NIL deals for college athletes.
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Colin Simmons is simulating using the restroom the right way"
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus. It's like @nytpitchbot.bsky.social but for college football.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. House is a complete unknown 2. This vote is hopefully some ceremonial Senatorial group hug they can do because they know it won’t pass the House 3. Long term I can’t see any arrangement of the current Supreme Court that wouldn’t see this as a restriction of interstate commerce
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4. Plenty of time to continue pointing out to anyone who’ll listen that this is a wage suppression act 5. For real, fuck Nick Saban for pushing this
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well found something I want gettinplace.com/products/cap...
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No Vols Distilling Co. Tee
NO VOLS DISTILLING CO. TEE Some rivalries are best aged slowly. The No Vols Distilling Co. Tee is for the blue-clad faithful who like their Saturdays with a little bourbon, a lot of spite, and absolut...
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well then... lucky Neil
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brian talking to a wolf looking angel asking "am I dead?"

The figure says "yeah bro you tried to Out Pizza The Hut"
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That makes sense.
The soft drink 7 Up got its name from its seven ingredients: Lemon juice, lime juice, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, and sugar.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning
Kirby and Brian walking with the text
"It's fuck shit up o clock"
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 28/09/2026
it's a sign of good weekend when you have to call the credit card company on Monday morning to say that no, unfortunately those transactions actually were all me
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
episode 113
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not gonna happen cause you're a great parent. Usually the recipients of this are shit moms and dads who quite frankly deserve it.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt Rhule in a Metal Gear comms scene
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like before that it was just "oh she is so head-in-the-clouds she doesn't know anything around her exists" and it was like, whatever. That was the first sign of real corruption on her part and it was intolerable.
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was trapped in my house for two weeks with ice while the mayor's street was crisp and clear. Yeah she's getting voted out in November. Like, it's inevitable at this point.
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hell ours doesn't even know the town exists
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The problem is that pretty much all the paper's journalists have been laid off so it's all culled from wire services now and I hate it
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James T. George @hidesquadron1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tim Tebow being exposed as a religious grifter is probably the least surprising thing about Tim Tebow you could have told me
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow. Thank you Lexington Herald Leader.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when it feels good outside
Dead Mitch McConnell
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well shit...
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me with Whataburger
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Jeshika Robotto @jessica.moe · 23/09/2026
Quest 64 Shannon in front of a background of leaves in fall colors, captioned "it's finally autism"
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know what they say: if you can't beat 'em, piss on 'em.
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Manipulate", honey. "Manipulate" markets.
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