Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 18/07/2026"Nothing says 'true blue Aussie battler' like experiencing the monoculture at a luxury resort in Italy with 'Dirt Mummy'". randomswill.substack.com/p/pauline-hanson-pm 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 24/06/2026Karl Stefanovic’s interview with British far‑right activist Tommy Robinson gets pulled. His bookers scramble for another controversial subject. I'm happy to help. “Karl faces Australia’s most divisive figure. The ibis… icon or 'bin chicken'?” 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 01/06/2026All I wanted was to update my phone number. The airline responded that they’d “approved to check” the issue. This is taking longer than the flight. Full story: tinyurl.com/airline-angst 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 28/02/2026Travelling today? Please read my friendly, helpful guide. open.substack.com/pub/donotbea... 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 27/01/2026Great piece. My design to solve the cabana-ing of Australian beaches. www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/li... 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 18/01/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump has awarded himself the 2026 Wimbledon ladies’ singles championship. 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 18/01/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump has declared himself Best in Show at the 2026 Crufts dog show. 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 07/07/2025Death by mushroom. Life imitates a Midsomer Murders episode. Again. (Destroying Angel, series 4, episode 2) 121
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 24/06/2025I wish Trump would call a ceasefire on his bizarre use of capital letters. 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 12/06/20256-28. What you call a captain’s knock. @cricketaustralia.bsky.social #WTC25 011
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 19/05/2025"Classy response" about Biden's cancer diagnosis? So we should be applauding Trump for not using "Crooked Joe", "Sleepy Joe" or "Crazy Joe"? WTAF. 021
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 09/05/2025If Canavan is fair dinkum about getting the gig, he needs to have a big fcuk off Akubra superglued to his head, Barnaby-style. Sorted… wannabe v leader. 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 09/05/2025Trump congratulates "one of my favourite actors" on being elected Pope. #PopeLeo 020
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 09/05/2025Trump congratulates "one of my favourite actors" on being elected Pope. #PopeLeo 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 06/05/2025Riddle me this: Why did Australian gazillionaire Anthony Pratt dress as a Batman villain? #MetGala 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 24/04/2025I humbly suggest a new logo for the Trumpet of Patriots. 040
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 21/04/2025Vale Pope Francis. I may be an atheist, but he was a good man. I hope his legacy will be honoured. 020
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 20/04/2025I humbly suggest a new logo for the Trumpet of Patriots. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... 110
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 09/04/2025This executive order reads like it was written by a student at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Too. @benstiller.redhour.com 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 09/04/2025This executive order reads like it was written by a student at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Too. @benstiller.redhour.com 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 09/04/2025This executive order reads like it was written by a student at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Too. @benstiller.redhour.com 131
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 08/04/2025@mikecarlton01.bsky.social every COUNTRY should Impose A tariff on The us FOR trump’s bizarre Use OF capital Letters. 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 08/04/2025every Country should Impose A tariff on The us for trump’s bizarre Use Of capital Letters. 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 06/04/2025Saw the absolutely mesmerising Frida this afternoon by the Hong Kong Ballet. Brilliant. 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 04/04/2025At a stretch, the only export from the uninhabited Heard and McDonald islands, 4,000 km south-west of Perth, Australia would be penguin and seal shit. Hilariously, Trump has slugged the islands with a 10 per cent tariff. The penguins and seals are pissed off. #TrumpTariffs 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 04/04/2025I’m surprised Trump didn’t wheel out this out guy in his beef about Australian beef. #TrumpTariffs 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 04/04/2025I’m surprised Trump didn’t wheel out this out guy in his beef about Australian beef. #TrumpTariffs 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 04/04/2025@vanbadham.bsky.social I’m surprised Trump didn’t wheel out this out guy in his beef about Australian beef. #TrumpTariffs 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 03/04/2025At a stretch, the only export from the uninhabited Heard and McDonald islands, 4,000 km south-west of Perth, Australia would be penguin and seal shit. Hilariously, Trump has slugged the islands with a 10 per cent tariff. The penguins and seals are pissed off. #TrumpTariffs 020
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 03/04/2025@vanbadham.bsky.social A 29% tariff on that global exporting powerhouse Norfolk Island? WTAF. (Norfolk Island's massive manufacturing plants are pictured). 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 03/04/2025Only one person can solve the beef tariffs clusterfuck. 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 02/04/2025Is it the guy from the Village People? Nothing would surprise me. #trump #LiberationDay 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 01/04/2025No, not hot chips. Though with Trump I wouldn’t have been surprised. #Trump @theguardian.com 111
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 22/03/2025W Hong Kong definitely has a pool with a view… 76th floor. 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 20/03/2025Crikey! Dior taking inspiration from classic Australian millinery endorsed by royalty? 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 18/03/2025The size of these Stanley cups is getting ridiculous. 000
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 17/03/2025Darling Harbour in Shenzhen, China is much better than the shithouse Sydney version. #travel 010
Steve Williams @randomswill.com · 19/10/2023It’s amazing living back in Sydney after 19 years overseas. (obligatory Sydney shot) 010
