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Mike Carlton

@mikecarlton01.bsky.social
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I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now…

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Amante2 AmeliaBee7 @amante2ameliabee7.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Just leaving it here….
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 07/05/2025
Tesla sales in Germany and Britain fell to their lowest point in more than two years in April, cementing a wider trend of Europeans shunning the U.S. automaker.
nytimes.com
Tesla Sales Fall in Germany and U.K. to Lowest Point in 2 Years
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I think his head got caught in the air fryer…
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Gosh, it’s a battle of the giants, isn’t it . I wouldn’t feed either of ‘em.
smh.com.au
Ley gets backing from party elders as Liberal leadership battle grows hostile
Others are throwing their support behind shadow treasurer Angus Taylor, with duelling files being circulated by allies that threaten ongoing instability.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Trump’s taste is in his arse. There’s plenty of room there…
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
We have sent a login code to your email, says Energy Australia. Three times. No, they haven’t. Why is corporate Australia so fucking incompetent?
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Breaking. The fabulous Laura Tingle is to leave Canberra to become the ABC’s Global Affairs Editor. Just announced.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
And speaking of vulgar billionaires… a round of applause, please, for our very own Anthony Pratt👏
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The Orange Oaf has stuffed the White House with glitzy gold junk, believing it’s classy. Nah. It’s vulgarity x 1,000.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Sky News not coping with the realisation they are truly irrelevant
Primetime Videos
Paul Murray
‘Quality human being’: Peter Dutton would have been a ‘great’ PM

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‘Millions are not feeling great today’: Paul Murray discusses the ‘future’ of Australia

Opinion
‘The Opposition lost this election far more than Labor won it’: Joe Hildebrand

Rita Panahi
The 'Victoria-fication of Australia' set to be seen following crushing election result
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’ll just leave this here without comment…
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
G E N O C I D E .
smh.com.au
Israel plans to capture all of Gaza under new plan, officials say
Cabinet ministers approved the plan hours after Israel’s military chief said the army was calling up tens of thousands of reserve soldiers.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Yet another multi-national racket ripping us off…
afr.com
Netflix rakes in $1.3b in Australian and sends most of it offshore
The streaming giant posted a revenue jump of 18 per cent in Australia, but paid almost all of that to other parts of Netflix.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In which case NATO would have to act to repel American aggression.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Saw the fabulous Nigella at a party on Saturday night. She’s delightful as ever, ensconced in Sydney and…great news…writing another cookbook. 💥
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This domain may be for sale!
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The Fat Lady sings ! Gina urges the Libs to go hard-Trump..🙏🤣😅🙏😁😂🙏
dailymail.co.uk
Gina Rinehart's warning for Australia after federal election result
Mining magnate and philanthropist Gina Rinehart has responded to the results of the federal election with words of caution - and encouragement.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Delicious to see Lord Downer and assorted NewsCorpse halfwits howling that the Liberals must now go hard right and take on the Progressive Woke Left. I couldn’t agree more…
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
How disappointed they must be…🤣
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Whoever is the next Opposition Leader will have to contemplate being out of government for at least the next six years.
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Jim Chalmers @jimchalmers.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
THANK YOU 🙏
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Whatever your politics, I think we can all agree that our electoral system is infinitely better than rotten, corrupt, toxic shambles they have in the United States.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Job lot, going cheap…
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Labor landslide. Will nobody think of the poor billionaires ?
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Kathy bluebird @kathybluebird.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Has anyone checked in on poor Peta 🙄
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dee_le_brun @deelebrun.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The LNP and News Corpse are similar. Both have been captured by their shrinking, increasingly extremist cooker audience/base.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Think of this: the Liberals have now lost ALL of Sydney’s wealthiest postcodes, including the entire North Shore. All gone to Teal women. What does that tell you?
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Excellent point. NewsCorpse, the Murdochracy threw everything at getting Dutton up again, and they failed completely. They no longer matter.
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Lord Monckton @surfer55.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I want to hear from Alan Jones.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The Thug out on his arse. What a fabulous night.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A vote for The Thug is also a vote for the most witless, vacuous, incompetent front bench in living memory: Angus Taylor, Sussssan Ley, Barnaby Joyce, Jane Hume, Michaelia Cash, James Paterson…what an appalling thought.
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Cheryl Kernot @cherylkernot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If the parliamentary wing of the LNP is too incompetent or too lazy to design policies over three years in opposition, there is a limited amount any Campaign Director can do to gloss over it when the campaign proper is underway & scrutiny is real. #Dutton
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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 02/05/2025
Unsure about the opposition's policies? It's your own fault, because as Skye Predavec writes, Peter Dutton has been "very clear"... repeatedly. #OffTheCharts australiainstitute.org.au/post/this-el...
Times Peter Dutton said "clear" and "very clear" = 92
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
More from Palmer, the Pinguid Pest…
smh.com.au
Serial pest in sperm donor groups joins Clive Palmer’s colourful cast
A man who uses various aliases to troll sperm donation groups is standing for the Trumpet of Patriots.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Trump was actually pretty right about that, first time around. But how the suckholes gather…
smh.com.au
Trump called this Australian billionaire a ‘red-haired weirdo’. Today, they met again
Packaging magnate Anthony Pratt pledged to invest billions in American manufacturing, scoring him an invitation to the White House, where the US president described him as a friend.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
You can text him, though. It’s your democratic right ☺️
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Exposed ! A dickhead Brisbane barrister.But his inbox is jammed full.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Ha ha. Said from Day One the Dirty Duo would bomb in Melbourne. Anyone with half a radio brain could see it a mile off, but not this dopey lot. Their revenues are non-existent, so the workers get sacked.
smh.com.au
Kyle Sandilands threatens Melbourne exit as company makes more cuts
The KIIS FM host told listeners the Kyle and Jackie O show was not going to “super serve Melbourne and ignore our Sydney audience”.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I am really tired of getting spam texts from the Porcine Prick Palmer…
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Ah, happy days …
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The spivs, shonks, crooks, liars and knuckle-dragging idiots on the payroll of the Porcine Pest Clive Palmer
smh.com.au
The prince, the pauper, perp and other Patriots in the Trumpet
One candidate was allegedly discovered with duct tape and a cadaver bag in his car. Another is a prince.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Fall of Saigon. 50 years ago today.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
How splendid if The Thug were to lose Dickson. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Shiannon Corcoran @shiannonc.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dutton’s lies abt Labor defence cuts hve been factchecked. He continually claims Labor is taking $80billion out of defence. His pants should be on fire 🥔👖🔥 Labor has increased defence funding over the next decade by more than $50 billion. www.aap.com.au/factcheck/du...
aap.com.au
Dutton wrong to claim Labor has cut $80 billion from defence
Peter Dutton is accusing Labor of taking $80 billion out of defence, but experts say that funding for the portfolio has actually increased.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This guy Carney looks like the real deal. And his Conservative opponent looks likely to lose his seat !
bbc.com
Why Carney's Liberals won election - and the Conservatives lost
The "Trump effect" helped a political newcomer deliver a stunning victory - but Carney must now deal with deep divisions.
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Mayor of Chapman @mayor-of-chapman.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
. Ignoring the fact that the Thug has ostracised our indigenous veterans, I'm guessing veterans more broadly would appreciate Labor's focus to clear the LNP's 42,000 backlog of claims from veterans.
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hinckleygirl60.bsky.social @hinckleygirl60.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Indigenous Long Tan veteran, a former work colleague, so Thug Dutton can get stuffed.
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Helen @shanksponywa.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
ABC country radio stations are not required to publicise every 3rd rate, washed-up, deeply unfunny ‘comedian’ hauling his tired arse around bush RSLs and Bowlos…
abc.net.au
ABC chair denies interference over comedian interviews
Kim Williams has denied interfering in editorial decision-making in order to secure airtime for an Australian comedian.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Indigenous diggers, WW1. Good enough to fight for our country. But not to be acknowledged by The Thug Dutton.
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Mike Carlton @mikecarlton01.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The religious cranks and fascists are on the up-and-up. They don’t vote, but they want to tell you how to vote. Are they fined for not voting? They should be.
smh.com.au
Who’s behind the mystery billboards urging voters to ‘make Australia happy’
Signs with “Make Australia happy. Put Labor last” have been popping up across crucial electorates, echoing a message by a separatist Christian sect.
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