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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It humans. Did you start looking at marathons to do afterwards?
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I find the main reason as to why something is the way it is in English is “because f*ck you”. It’s a shower drain of a language.
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 04/09/2026
YEARS IN THE MAKING. California has delivered historic progress on public safety. The homicide rate hit its LOWEST LEVEL EVER RECORDED, while every major crime category declined in 2025. Since @governor.ca.gov took office: Homicide ↓ 20% Robbery ↓ 31% Property crime ↓ 24% Motor vehicle theft ↓ 19%
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cocaine is a hellova drug
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sounds like they don’t want to release the grand jury transcripts.
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Simon Evans @drsimevans.carbonbrief.org · 24/07/2026
Renewables are now the world's largest source of electricity – and the main source of new supplies
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 15/07/2026
These images of First Nations community members evacuating Collins, Ontario on motorboats are absolutely surreal www.facebook.com/reel/1548244...
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This headline is massively misleading. If you read the article: 1. We’re at about half the number of cases from last year. 2. Most are due to international travel 3. The domestic ones we’ve seen are from travel to the Midwest. Do better SF Gate.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/06/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
well done
On June 18, 2026, the New York Times published a story with the following headline:

"Scores Fall Ill at Air Force Base After Hegseth Makes Flu Vaccine Optional

The defense secretary described the vaccine requirement, which he lifted in April, as an “absurd, overreaching” mandate."An excerpt from the article: 

"In the weeks since Mr. Hegseth’s vaccine policy took effect on April 21, only about 40 percent of Air Force trainees have opted to take the vaccine, which had previously been mandatory, an Air Force official said.

In the aftermath of the outbreak, the Air Force issued an exception to the voluntary vaccine policy, requiring that all recruits at Lackland get flu shots — part of a broader effort to stem the virus’s spread."
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Summary of the Iran deal: Iran: we want 25 billion Trump: get your shit together or we’re going to give you 150 billion! Iran. … Trump: you know what, make it $300 billion and we don’t even have to talk about your missiles or the proxies
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Listen, if the folks running the conspiracy are really that good at operations, I’d say give them a shot. Sure they’re evil, but I respect competence.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Look I know it’s impossible to prove because it’s so diabolical and upstream but every time Mike Johnson walks past a Build-A-Bear Workshop his son’s phone buzzes
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One Who Walks Among the Dead @anubisthejackal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay what about this: in 2028 we elect people to office who aren't the biggest dip shits you've ever met.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
1. Americans shouldn’t root for the US to lose. It’s like rooting for your plane to crash. 2. People shouldn’t celebrate returning to worse than the status quo like it’s an accomplishment. It’s like losing steak for a shit sandwich. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Fun fact: Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the bible. And that’s just the unredacted version.
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Please don’t normalize this nonsense.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Don't fall for it, Senate Dems.
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Apparently somebody at DHS did the math on how much of their 2026 budget is going to go to settlements.
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Amen.
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 05/11/2025
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/10/2025
Here is a map showing the exact spot a CHP vehicle was struck by shrapnel after a shell detonated over I-5 during the Trump-Vance missile firings at Camp Pendleton:
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/10/2025
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
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One Eyed Jack @one-eyed-jack.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
There are days when it can feel like it’s already over and the bad guys won. That’s how they want us to feel. But it isn’t. Not by a long shot. Let’s not make it easy for them.
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Bernie @berniemcginn.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
San Francisco weather, 6 blocks apart.
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I’m a big fan of Tri Tip. Easy first step into it. 225F until it reaches 125F internal. Pull, rest a bit and then sear it off on your other grill, or crank the Smoker to max and do it there. Just salt and pepper is good, but coffee, coriander, pepper, and ancho chile powder/flakes gooderer.
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Have you played with the wireless thermometers from Combustion? They’ve also got a sensor for ambient air temp in the probe, which makes it easier to manage inaccurate ovens.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hear hear.
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randomro.bsky.social @randomro.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’m staring longingly at the ripe tomatoes, knowing it’s another 6 months until the appear in the northern hemisphere.
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social
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