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🔞🔞🔞 NSFW MINORS DO NOT INTERACT I'M SERIOUS SHE/HER | Pansexual | AroSpec (cupio/recipro) | Switcher | Polyamorous Just random ramblings of a Whore with too much time in her hands. Occasional nudes, but mostly word vomit.

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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
From the creators of "What do you mean you have a date with someone else? Yes, I remember you saying you were poly when we started, so what?" Now releasing: "What do you mean the Party comes first? Yes, I remember you saying you were a vanguardist, so what?"
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"you're not superior to me because you've read the Theory" If you're trying to debate a text you haven't read, just ASSUMING the content while complaining that I'm telling you to read it then I am, in fact, superior than you. You're the one who put the bar in hell.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*class on African History* Black people "I had to find out I was black. Was a wild ride. But it's a pretty Common phenomenon in Brazil" Me, quietly to my friend: "I wonder if I'm black sometimes. I mean, maybe it's sitting on my blind stop" Friend: "Bitch, I can count your veins from here."
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Chris Rock: Hey, You're White. Smile.
ALT: Chris Rock: Hey, You're White. Smile.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"Oh cause Leftist are so snob. If you haven't read ALL the books you're just a fascist" Every Core text on communist theory is available online for free. Most are 5 to 10 min read. You don't get to refuse to read then be offended when we point out shit you're advocating for leads to Facism.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Web communist: "Woe is me, the revolution is so far" Actual Communists: "Hey, we need help unloading food donations In the local community, are you available?" WebCommunist: "ugh, no. I'm busy." WebCommunist: "Society just doesn't care about itself. We're never surpassing capitalism like this"
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
HI HI HELLO I know you're trying to keep me from burnout, but I really REALLY need you to understand that every minute I'm not occupied I am actively alone with my suicidal thoughts. And Somehow, they're much more stubborn than me. Lay some work on me come on.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"both extremes hate me, so I must be doing something right" Extreme 1: "Kill everyone that doesn't look like me" Extreme 2: "I'd like to stay alive, thank you"
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hello Past me, The cure is getting involved with Vanguard communism.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I religiously get whatever games Epic is giving away for free. Been doing that for years. This is like the third time the Harry Potter game is free. Still can't pay me to get it.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If you think the left is too divided and there are too many internal fights, trust me when I say "keep going left" You'll eventually hit Orthodox Lenisnists and nobody is tighter than people who breath Democratic centralism.
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My most recent work is a cat version of an IWW poster from 1911. Should be available soon. If you like my creations, please follow and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com for all kinds of great cat posters. Thank you, Cats of Yore!
A cat poster based on an old propaganda poster, "the pyramid of capitalist system." The poster is divided between various tiers. Workers and farmers are at the bottom holding up the next level. Text by them reads "we work for all" and "we feed all." That tier are the rich eating at a fancy table labelled "eat for you." Next is army and police, then intellectuals, priest, and journalist followed by "we rule you" which features a king and governors. At top of the pyramid is a bag of money with text reading "capitalism."
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Scandalously Thin classmate 1: "ugh, I should stop drinking soda." Scandalously Thin classmate 2: "I know right? I put on a bikini last night, I have so much cellulitis I almost barfed. Just can't deal. I'm cutting soda pronto" Me, Fat, happy, sipping cold coke: "I look hot af in bikini."
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm White, but not white enough to be curious what it feels like to be in the back seat of a police cruiser.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Have a migraine, what would pair better? A) Finish reading the super heavy Marxist theory book I'm halfway through B) Finally finish The Plague by Camus C) Write that super complex chapter I've been putting off D) Panic and do nothing
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I would love to understand my own thought process? What was si even reading? WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAST ME?
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Kill me now
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Retrato do fundo do poço: 35 homi bonito na DM DESPERADO por uma migalinha de atenção Eu: ansiosamente aguardando mensagem do ex
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a cartoon of a man holding a hose in front of a house
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"And Margareth Thatcher was a woman." "You saying you rather see another man in power?" "I'm saying that being a woman, even a Queer woman, doesn't automatically make her a better candidate. I'm not voting for someone who advocates against what I believe in just because they're a minority."
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"people get more conservative with age, you'll see" Bitch the only thing I'm getting is LESS PATIENT. Less tolerant of bullshit, MORE RADICAL, MORE LEFTIST. More angry
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"How are you coping with major world leader being pedophiles?" I have this OC who's life mission is to hunt down and slowly torture pedophile world leaders in an effort to stop human traffic rings 👍
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
If you're a white person and you're not living in a way that would scandalize your ancestors are you even living? Be your Nazi great-great-great-grandfather karma.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Epic games is giving out Hogwarts legacy for free this week. Bitch you couldn't pay me to get this game.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Bitch boy just said "Yeah I understand. I wish the constitution of 1988 would enact its promise of land reform" And bitch... THATs how you get kisses out of me. Keep being a commie to me, love, tell me Marxist values while I drop my pants go on
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You hate Harry Potter cause you're envious of its success pipipi popopo YES FUCK. IM ENVIOUS HOW WORLDBUILDING OF SUCH POOR QUALITY CAN BE SO FUCKING FAMOUS
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
My physical books: Heavy duty philosophical text. Camus covered in margin notes My kindle: Exclusively Dark romance and monster fucking It's all about balance
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Maga @magapatalogika.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Os pais pra lá de presente
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I have no idea what makes an Asshole "Good looking" But apparently that's a thing
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
They say you need four hugs a day to survive, eight for mental maintenance, and twelve to thrive. At this point I'm never going to catch up.
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Lisette Brodey @lisettebrodey.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Green sea turtle no longer Endangered 🌊 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 These gentle, 400-pound giants are splashing back from the brink of extinction. bit.ly/4nfnrTw
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Green sea turtle no longer Endangered
These gentle, 400-pound giants are splashing back from the brink of extinction.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I'm reading a book so bad that it has restored my faith in myself. If this person can publish so can i
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING."

Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!"

Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery"

Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I spent 45 minutes researching luxury hotel room in the french Riviera with the explicit purpose of finding out what type of material the ground of the terrace would be made out of. To write a single phrase that has absolutely no impact on my overall story. I enjoy Writing.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me: *crying in the subway, 56 hours awake, having a huge identity, gender and life crisis, most likely in a panick attack and off my meds* Very well meaning old lady: "Aww die you has a fight with your boyfriend dear?"
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a young boy is making a funny face in a close up of his face .
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Just got to the conclusion that Zade Meadows and Alastor are the same flavor of Tall, dark and Handsome: Unhinged.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Just wanna share this picture of my Butt.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Petition for every Romance series to have an Omen Sylvester Character.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
"I'm in that picture and I don't like it"
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
All romance books need a Character like Omen from Molly Doyle's unseen series. If only for the phrase "Yeah, they lied to save your life, but fuck them right?" Would solve so many problems.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My Poly ass is really having a hard time digesting Reverse Harem smut when the characters don't all love each other or at least are not having the biggest kick from sharing
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
He stands, then pauses and looks at me. “And by the way, nothing is awkward between us. If you need me to pluck a butthole hair, I’ll do it.” He shrugs, “Or you know, pop an ingrown hair on your vagina.” This was DEFINITELY written by a woman. A far cry from Breasted Boobly
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Eu adoro que o terno Xerecuda de tornou sinônimo de forte/corajosa pra porra. Me faz feliz
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Book pulls secret twin brother trope: 🤮 Secret twin brother doesn't give a single fuck to any of leads feelings and is only interested in resolving conflicts between them in the leat apologetically way possible: I'm listening... MC: "My life is ruined" STB: “Yeah, yeah. Condolences, whatever.” 😍
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Reading a Halloween themed Smut. Male leads 1 and 2 are wearing a Ghost mask and a Jason mask. Male lead 3 just showed up in a Michael Myers mask and I swear to god the voices in my head just went: "Of course it's myers mask. Who'd you think would show up pyramid head?"
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
How greed you have to be to create a service that processes payments, charges a fee for EVERY SINGLE transaction and then desire to have a say in said transactions.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
On the days with my worst body dysmorphia, this is what I feel like.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Brasil eu queria PARAR de ter que botar no Lula. Pode ser? TEM COMO? AS OPÇÕES PODEM NAO SER APOCALIPSE VS GOVERNO RUIM?
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The amount of cognitive dissonance you gotta have to enjoy Werewolf Smut jesus. It's like a manual of things to avoid. In relationships, in cults. If ANYONE acts towards you like a Werewolf male lead does, RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. It's the only type of smut I read, tho. FUCKIN eat it up.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Emily does deserve good things.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
So I just got scammed today. Thought it would never happen to me, it did. Idk what is worst, feeling dumb, feeling envious that they don't have enough morals to do this or feeling angry that none of this would be happening if such a large portion of the population weren't on the verge of starving.
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Random Hoe @randomhoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Aight. This is gender goals
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