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Rand McNally

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I come up with incredibly complicated solutions to things that may not be problems.

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andrewjwsmith.bsky.social @andrewjwsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I got the 2023 mgoblog book, I took it home for Christmas and was so excited to show it to my 85-year-old grandpa who started taking me to M games when I was four years old. He opened the book right to this column, read "Shrek was nude, erect, and prodigious," and immediately closed it lol
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Seth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Glad they went with an academic. I had heard there was pressure from some quarters for a politician or someone from the financial world, as a nod to their growing importance in university administration. You shouldn't run something if you don't first know what it DOES. www.mlive.com/news/ann-arb...
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Vanderbilt’s C. Cybele Raver set to be named next University of Michigan president
Raver will become the university’s 17th president and only the second woman to hold the role.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I hope they don't get that close to the Magical Faraway Tree because then it would just be a regular old Magical Tree and who wants that
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mgobronxblue.bsky.social @mgobronxblue.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A really good article about how the web is used, and by whom, has changed dramatically recently and the impact this has had on a lot of the little sites that are the glue for the internet. stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-...
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What just happened to TheNumbers.com should worry us all
If you work in or around the film industry, there is a decent chance you have used the work of The Numbers this month, whether you realise it or not.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sleeping on the left side of the bed because I'm in the UK.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this
sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Took my dog for a walk around a pond and a crane kept looking at us like this
Phineas from Phineas and Ferb in profilePhineas from Phineas and Ferb front-facing
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The people on my Nextdoor feed seem to have a lot in common with an anxious, reactive dog that barks at everyone who walks by the house.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I wonder if Miley Cyrus is still best friends with Lesley.
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Repost this if you "share a similar ideology" to these kind, decent, community-minded people who took a brave stand against the same American fascism which has just condemned them to spend most of the rest of their lives in federal prison for attending a peaceful protest
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Daddy would you like some sausage
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AllyMcK @allymck.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The lady opposite me on the train was reading this. To be fair she was only on the first chapter.
A book called german shepherds training made easy with what looks like a large bite taken out of the top right of the book.
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💀Texas Chainsaw MADSacre👻 @mads.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this. VLADIMIR: That's what you think. -Samuel Beckett, "Waiting for G-1566"
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a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache @cesmustache.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
well, damn #goblue
Graphic showing Michigan held its last four opponents to their worst shooting percentages of the season

Sweet 16 - Alabama, 36%
Elite 8 - Tennessee, 32%
Final 4 - Arizona, 37%
Championship - UConn, 31%
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 01/04/2026
Here are my top 10 WORST dogs!
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
35/ Sauer: a ruling in our favor would leave "room for Congress" lol this is exactly like saying that burning my house down gives me the room to build a new house, if the only people who could rebuild my house were a white shoe law firm with no hired labor who all hated each other
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 25/03/2026
Since Pitbull announced his FIU stadium deal, he has posted more about St. Patrick's Day (twice) than the school (once). He's 20 months late on a promised anthem. And those are far from the only ways Mr. 305 is falling short. www.foiaball.com/p/pitbull-fi...
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Pitbull owes FIU an anthem. Where is it?
He's 20 months late on the song.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Part of being in a long-term happy relationship involves missing out on all the messy drama that comes with a breakup. I was able to experience that today when I told a roofing company I was going to go another direction.
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 19/03/2026
ICE detention deaths are now occurring at a rate of roughly one every four days. Three weeks ago that rate was one every six days. The pace is accelerating, and Congress has not launched a single investigation.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Yaxel Lendeborg stamps Michigan’s place in the Big Ten Tournament Championship Game. “Me? But I had like four points!” — Yaxel
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/03/2026
Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail." People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"
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Justice For Renee Good @goldtrashcan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Manuel Excel @colintj.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Really interesting (1) how correlated with their O efficiency Illinois’ OREB% is and (2) just how flat the distribution of their OREBs is. They send _everybody_. If you can slow them down on the glass you can turn them into just a good rather than elite offense. But you need all 5 to do it.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I was unprepared for how much married life would consist of talking about and searching for animal waste.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Not the homely CrossFit dude on Love is Blind telling his gorgeous girlfriend she's too ugly
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
COMMENTATOR: And I'm joined again by Winter Olympics expert Mr. Freeze. MR. FREEZE: Thank you. Dese athletes ah hee-yah for one reason. To win a Cold Medal. But dey could be FROZEN OUT on the medal stand. COMMENTATOR: are you going to be doing this the whole time? FREEZE: Affyermative
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Libraries are among the few public institutions that represent the kind of world we want to live in. They must be fought for.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Short Rat King
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When I watch a Superbowl ad for a shitty AI product where they show a shitty AI product doing an ad, I wonder if the people making the commercial know they can put whatever they want in it.
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Len Smith @ignu.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i decided they needed a statblock
Swarm of Righteous Teens
Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good

Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7
Damage Resistances poison, psychic
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated
Senses passive Perception 17

Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn.

Actions
Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“abolition is ridiculously utopian. you know what’s realistic? peaceful dragon unicorn bunnies.”
The best-case scenario is not abolition but reform-true, fundamental reform-to turn
ICE into a law-enforcement agency that respects the Constitution and laws of
America.
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Seth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Everyone was driving like such an asshole today. This is a sign that I likely forgot to take my antidepressants this morning.
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ICE was never going to allow its head to testify under oath when they could just moot this by releasing the petitioner, but there is also no reason that every federal judge can't just start doing this in every habeas case in which ICE refuses to follow the law (many such cases!
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I think that it is important to notice when people may have actually been called to action to do the right thing, and while I won't believe this until I see it i am ready to give it exactly as much time as it takes to see it to see if they are actually doing the right thing
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I'm not saying that shitting on your boss's desk isn't a crime, but I wouldn't dream of getting law enforcement involved in it.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 16/01/2026
i think it is important to parse through the linguistic decisions of "call for peace" The imagery suggest that two sides equal in force and idea are locked in dispute ... when that is not at all what happened nor happening
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
ICE kidnapped a defendant from a Massachusetts district court hallway today while the jury was deliberating in his case and refused to allow him to remain long enough to hear the verdict. He was found not guilty, but will almost certainly be deported anyway
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Santa Claus is magical and can see you at all times, but he can't see through a little fog.
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Biblically accurate Criss Angel
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
lol after all that Kenpom cover
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Rand McNally @randmcnally.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Dancing with the Stars and Zac Efron's brother
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/09/2025
hundreds of millions of dollars vaporized from the georgia economy because a bunch of good ol’ boys who would have been too racist for the 1990s wanted to impress kristi noem
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I didn’t have an inappropriate relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and I knew nothing of his crimes. It’s all right here in this redacted transcript of an interview my lawyer conducted with an alleged perjurer right before she was moved to a nicer prison.
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