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Baes in the Belfry

@randallsd.bsky.social
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Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 2h
Normal calm
@normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 16h
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 4h
how are we still fucking doing this
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 5h
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 8h
The first person I've heard of whose donation request tactics are even more annoying than Dem's.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 8h
Don't know if this is true or what the sources are, but either way it looks like Digger is gonna be huge losses for WB... ...meanwhile Coyote v. Acme might break $100m and has already earned triple what Zaslav tried to get from American taxpayers by shelving it. So.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 9h
One aspect of job hunting I really hate is now I don't know if I actually should be answering the phone every time considering how many of these fucking scams there are out there.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 10h
I guess I gotta check my mailbox for my ballot...
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 11h
...shit, i took a shower before doing cardio
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 23h
speaking of, anyone looking to hire someone who can write and edit for a fresh start? 🙃
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 23h
Oh shit, I actually worked on Calum Franklin's O-1 visa years ago. He was supposed to be a judge on The Big Brunch, but something fell through.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
straight up, we need a whole lot more reporting pharmacists to regulatory boards nationwide cuz there are some REAL shitty folks in this REAL important jobs
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know that the chart is made generally as a joke but it's telling how the player demographics in college sports (which funnels into professional sports) have shifted over the past 30 years. 2017 was the first year college football wasn't majority white players. 2025, same for women's basketball.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kash Patel about to hire this man to one of the highest positions possible.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
crazy how accurate this is
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If this job was, like, learning under the tutelage of some Great Auteur, I'd get it. I need to suck up and explain why I'm so excited for this work. But you're just a random office job or a random newspaper, like... just ask me for samples in your style or something, come on.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Writing cover letters is such a frustrating exercise. Yes, I'm applying as a writer/editor, but you aren't a job that's looking for people skilled in purple prose. And why do I want this job? Because I need money. That's why people apply for jobs, cuz bills gotta be paid, man.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My mouth is incapable of frowning to the level I need to appropriately facially react to this story.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am never so bold as to think I could fix her, but I am desperately thinking she could fix me.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rereading this page I now notice his intense malapropisms, which were IMMEDIATELY grating to me in this most recent page. It's like the extra little cherry on top of a shitty dude sundae of things I hate. >:(
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*student googling Soundwave* "...what the fuck is a cassette deck???"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Year later than I expected but we're here now
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In my personal tiny following experience, the food take that makes people the angriest is ranking classic Starburst flavors and putting yellow on top and pink in the garbage. I wish I had the time/resources to find The Most Divisive Food Take tho, what powerful knowledge to have that could be.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need the internet to supply more The Core gifs so I can respond appropriately to this smdh
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My specific job of the last decade (which maybe I jump back into I dunno) hasn't been covered in film/TV. But before Trump 2 I really wanted to work my meager industry connections and pick a workplace comedy about immigration law. Diverse cast, educate about the BS, and tell the WTF stories I have.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm going to assume this includes geophysicists and therefore The Core is confirmed Good Science (at least for Aaron Eckhart's character)
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry, but I was told I'm forever a Child of the King, which means sugar forever tyvm
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Mitchell from Peep Show with a speech bubble
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like, if you say anything mean about SPECIFICALLY TRUMP SUPPORTERS, not even based on geography, and you have any sort of elevated status, you may end up getting 5 straight days of coverage in the NYT, but this will almost certainly go uncommented on
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
man you'd think a president saying "we should kill millions of americans for my goals" would be scandalous, but no, we're supposed to treat it like a joke and only be scandalized when folks talk shit about "middle America" and "real America" for supporting this fucko
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 06/10/2026
the Ohio Democratic party is purging its ranks by forcing trans people to either resign or go along with politicians who threaten their existence and calling a pride group an "unwelcoming distraction." If we're just a distraction, then win without our votes and get rid of the fake "pride" orgs 👍🏾
2020: Democrat Stalin and transgender
2026: Democrat Stalin
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
man sure is weird how the people who fantasize forcibly committing sexual violence get really upset about those who fantasize forcibly making those people suffer non-sexual violence almost like they're hypocritical pieces of shit whose lives are not worth the resources they use to keep breathing
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE NOODLES HAVE ESCAPED THE BOX, CODE CUTE
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesterday I forgot the name of Disco Elysium so I had to search for "detective video game drunk character" and, yeah, first hit.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1/3rd of Trump's months in this admin have been job losses. 7 of 21. Meanwhile, Biden it appears never had a month of job losses though it looks like September '24 got close, and only had 11 months worse than Trump's *best month*, which came after *the worst job losses since the December 2020*.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poe's Law is a helluva destructive force
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's the whole Plato's Republic's "philosopher king" thing except they ignore the actual philosopher part and the wisdom and mental flexibility required for that and instead decide benevolence is defined by Ayn Randian objectivism. A nightmare, really.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway, here's Bari's submission for Dennis.
Jim Downey (older white man with a white, thick, trimmed mustache, thin blond hair, and glasses wearing headphones and a foresty green polo sitting in front of a microphone) on Conan O'Brien's podcast saying, "Dennis Hastert? The Former Speaker of the House who was disgraced for violating banking laws and nothing else?"
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bari Weiss is straight up doing the Jim Downey Epstein bit but for Dennis Hastert, and doing it as not a joke. This is how pathetic they are. This is how much cover they run for pedophiles and rapists. And let's be real, one reason they want the trans panic? To give cover for "genital inspections".
Jim Downey (older white man with a white, thick, trimmed mustache, thin blond hair, and glasses wearing headphones and a foresty green polo sitting in front of a microphone) on Conan O'Brien's podcast saying, "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?"
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn't that happen in The Philippines too? And with Meta having huge influence there too? It's a frustrating global issue.
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Neunundneunzig Fahrenheit Der Hitzschlag wird mich heute umbringen. Fußballspielen wird mein Tod sein Bei Neunundneunzig Fahrenheit
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've written a lot... for work for the past decade. Or for my friend's film blogs/podcasts. But the plays, the movies, the TV show ideas... they languish gathering dust and it feels painful, but so does not adding to the pile, in a different way.
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Baes in the Belfry @randallsd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't have enough ego (the healthy kind much less the unhealthy kind) to just create things that never see the light of day, and I also don't have enough whatever it is to push hard on connections and vague opportunities to get things made... but not having created in years is killing me a bit.
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