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Rai

@raiwcole.com
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Multi-tool writer | Aging gamer | Artist (fibers, pixels, paints) | motley Druid Mt Olympus USA | 80s kid | any pronoun

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Rai @raiwcole.com · 06/10/2026
more Americans believe in astrology than in our president
5. Avoid elective plastic surgery during a Venus retrograde. That facelift can wait.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 04/10/2026
he pays attention so I don’t have to 😌
Bodhi, a young pharaoh hound, perches on my shoulders so he can get a better view of the yard.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 02/10/2026
the park is full of free snacks!!
A handful of puffball mushrooms—they are small and rounded like dumplings, with no stems, and the interiors are solid white with a slightly different texture.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
New Bluesky pals! I’ve been doing a fun series called ANATOMY OF DOGS, making fun of different breeds. Today, it’s the PHAROAH HOUND…and it’s *surprising connection* to Marvel’s Daredevil!

The comic is titled:  
"Anatomy of Dogs"  
**Subheading:** "Anatomy of a Pharaoh Hound"  

**Visual Description:** The comic features an illustration of a Pharaoh Hound, a slender and elegant dog breed with large ears and long legs. Various humorous annotations point to specific features of the dog.  

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**Annotations and Text:**  

- **Upper left:** "A face that looks elegant. Terrified. Elegantly terrified."  
  *(An arrow points to the dog’s face, which is wide-eyed and slightly startled.)*  

- **Middle left (near the ears):**  
  "Here’s a complete list of famous protagonists whose ears are as big as their heads:  
  - Mickey Mouse  
  - The Ferengi  
  - Pharaoh Hounds"  
  *(An arrow points to the dog’s disproportionately large ears.)*  

- **Middle right (near the neck):**  
  "Remember when you had a growth spurt in middle school, and then had to go to the seventh-grade dance? SAME ENERGY HERE."  
  *(An arrow points to the dog’s thin, somewhat awkward body.)*  

- **Lower left:**  
  "They’re one of the rare dogs that can physically ‘BLUSH’—which means… oh no. THEY’VE LEARNED SHAME.  
  WHO TAUGHT THEM SHAME??"  
  *(An arrow points to the dog’s nose, emphasizing its ability to blush.)*  

- **Lower middle-right (pointing to legs):**  
  "These are the exact same legs as Daredevil’s nemesis: Stilt Man!"  
  *(The dog's very long, thin legs are highlighted.)*  

  "That’s right, non-nerds! Marvel had a supervillain whose power was—wait for it—STILTS."  

  "Look, the ’70s were a rough time for comics."  

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**Caption at the Bottom:**  
"Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller."
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 01/10/2026
“Is this allowed??”
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 01/10/2026
weLL, today is my last day of employment at a fintech corporation. slightly related Ben Folds jumpscare youtu.be/caCuRqedslY
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The Ascent of Stan
YouTube video by Ben Folds Five - Topic
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 24/09/2026
raising toddlers is easy!
My Sister: He figured out the fricken child proof lighter 🔥 
Me: HE
Me: (large text) WHAT
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 24/09/2026
causal living with an ancient mythological creature
Bodhi is a pharaoh hound—a lean, chestnut-colored dog with amber eyes, very large pointed ears, and a narrow pointed snout. He looks like a majestic ancient creature lounging on my back deck. A relief carving of a dog. Because the internet is now filled with unreliable AI regurgitation, I can’t confirm that this is from an ancient Egyptian carving. But it sure looks like it, doesn’t it?
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wilt 🦂 @wiltking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
anointment
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 23/09/2026
struggling to capture his true character
A series of low-effort digital drawings of Bodhi, and one drawing of him as Handsome Squidwars.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 22/09/2026
when strangers ask, I’ve been calling him a sight hound as short-hand (most people know what a greyhound is). but actually Bodhi is a kind of warren hound. AND he has already caught and killed a rat. so he’s the smartest most fastest and handsomest warren hound :)
A closeup of Bodhi sleeping in his cave bed
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 22/09/2026
when we take the collar off he looks like a long pervert
Bodhi, a pharaoh hound, has a long smooth chestnut-colored neck. Bodhi works at a plush toy with his front teeth. Doing this makes his front snout get all wrinkly.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 22/09/2026
oh my god I am never gonna learn how to spell “pharaoh”
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 22/09/2026
grandma got him a sweater :)
Bodhi, a chestnut-colored sighthound, wears a fleecy dog jacket with camo print and a smiley face badge.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 21/09/2026
weird horse
Bodhi is a pharoah hound, a long thin puppy with chestnut fur, pointy ears, and a white tip on his tail. He snoozes on a white dog bed with his Minecraft Creeper blanket. Bodhi plays with a rubber ball. The photo is blurry, his eye is enormous, and his goofy front teeth are showing. Bodhi sleeps in his cave bed. Only his long pointy snout is visible.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 21/09/2026
Hey Bluesky I’ve got some SHIT to say but maybe later, right now I need coffee #coffee #coffeelife #lol #engagement #fyp #hellworld #mindfreak
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/07/2026
It is literally my job to speak ill of the dead May his life be a lesson
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 12/07/2026
you KNOW I ran to Bluesky as soon as I heard
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EldLynch @eldlynch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No. They’re trying to tell someone that they should live.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 22/06/2026
gubornig
A puppy with short, chestnut fur and pale green eyes falls asleep on the couch. One of his large pointed ears is standing straight up, while the other is half-cocked.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 21/06/2026
everybody please say hi to Bodhi. he is a two month old hermetic wizard from Malta
A puppy with short copper fur sleeps on a couch, with a bright pink ball between his feet.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 06/06/2026
A cement turtle, weathered and covered in moss, sits on a shady rock ledge. Pebbles are stacked on its back, and a patch of twinflowers is growing up the ledge.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 06/06/2026
the house lion caught a rat today. everybody say thank you house lion :)
A very large, long-haired, gray striped cat sleeps peacefully in an office chair.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 06/06/2026
As of Oct 1…. I will be unemployed 🫡
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 26/05/2026
spoiled brat dog has three beds but the cat is sleeping in one of them and she’s beside herself with ire
In the foreground, a large gray Maine Coon cat sleeps in a fleecy white dog bed. In the background, in an identical bed, a brown and black Boxer-mutt silently endures the worst injustice she has ever experienced.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 23/05/2026
transferred my blood elf mage to Feathermoon
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Ruta(commissions open) @maria-ruta.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
✨☝🥴HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!🌈🥰🎉 I'm Ruta and i LOVE doodling in ms paint! I'm happy to step in 30 years old train hell yeah!!!! if you wanna do something nice for me - please reblog this post or any other art of mine🥰 #art #digitalart #mspaint #stevenuniverse #lookoutside #deltarune #tenna #monsters
one of my last art fight arts. big tall monster with long neck is walking through birch tree forest at night. they carry lantern in their teeth, which illuminates tree branchesSam from Look Outside under the gaze of Visitor is being deformed into teethy fleshy ribbonsGarnet and Amethyst from Steven UniverseMr Ant Tenna from Deltarune walking and stretching arms towards the viewer while smiling. two flashes of light are seen behind his back, they are directed towards his shoulders
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Markayla W. @mkwhess.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
💛 NHL Keychains 🖤 These amazing keychains were made by my mom and theyre available now on my website! celdzinbeadwork.com
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Jay 🏞️🔜 Howloween @telekitnetic.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The restock is in!! I've updated the listing + I'm doing a dropoff this afternoon if anyone wants to put a last minute order in!!
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 22/05/2026
my guys got me a fucking STELLAR birthday present—a sealed Eeveelutions Jolteon gift box! 😭 I have a proper Thunders shrine going
The top of my ikea bookshelf currently hosts two different Jolteon plushies, a “vintage” Dark Jolteon card, and a newly-arrived Chinese Jolteon TCG gift box.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 21/05/2026
the beargrass is absolutely losing it this year
A thick stand of long, thin grass blades (Xerophyllum tenax), with 12 spires of white flowers beginning to open.
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 21/05/2026
anyway I’m having a four cheese pizza hot pocket for my first breakfast as a 42 year old
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 21/05/2026
sorry im banging my “Gifted Child to Undiagnosed Adult Pipeline” pots and pans again
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20/05/2026
And man, the way everyone was so mad at me. Everyone on the "gifted child to college dropout" track probably leaves their body when someone says "but you have so much potential" to them in that confused tone wondering why you are purposefully ruining this for them.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The stonks meme but the caption says deals instead. The meme man looks very similar to the Deal Man in the quoted skeet.
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
minnesota gov. tim walz has signed a bill banning prediction markes (kalshi, polymarket). first state-level ban of its kind. (sports betting via traditional/mobile sports books is still illegal here too)
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V.Castro @vlatinalondon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
HORROR WRITERS! I WANT YOUR SOUL… I mean DEMONS! I’m editing another awesome anthology for Flame Tree Press. Spread the curse… blog.flametreepublishing.com/fantasy-goth...
blog.flametreepublishing.com
The Book of Demons | Call for Submissions
We are very excited to announce a new call for submissions, which is now open! This is the newest edition to our Beyond & Within series, to be edited by V. Castro!
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Isabelle Ruebsaat -> paxu @anxiousmimicrpgs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Making one of these for my people
XKCD 2501 but it's the girlfriend of my girlfriend is my friend, I'm sorry did you say street magic, and we are but worms
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 16/05/2026
on the one hand, I love that my son and I can bond over amateur entomology. on the other, he refuses to download iNat and I am always on call to identify something he’s trapped in a cup
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Blue Prince (2025)
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☘️ Sheep ☘️ @dragonpatches.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Streeeeetch #jolteon / #pokemon
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 10/05/2026
lookit this little guy. just absolutely chowing down on them needles.
A Lophocampa argentata caterpillar (silver-spotted tiger moth) slowly nibbles the needles of a Douglas fir branch down to nubbins.
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Night Signal Entertainment @nightsignalentertainment.com · 10/05/2026
Current obsession is this Common Hobb in a jar made by @tanomm.bsky.social 😍
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 10/05/2026
for Mother’s Day my beloved and I are attempting to recreate the Z-Man sandwich of Joe’s Kansas City. u might be surprised to know that rural WA is not a great place for full-on screamin KC style bbq
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Rai @raiwcole.com · 10/05/2026
happy Mother’s Day. none of you got me what I wanted (a Unicode-approved proposal for a dragonfly emoji)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
god bless a man who had the gift of true righteousness. also a man who looked absolutely goddamn crazy just truly one of the weirdest looking guys god ever made
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saffiya @saffiya.quest · 07/05/2026
awesome org-wide issue at work today: new customer has the last name null, which fucked up like all of our tables
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Flintlock. Why do all these nerds follow me? I'm not a nerd. @flintlock.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
One thing that has come up in response to this is "what if the players use a deliberately bad faith interpretation of the rules?" Tell them to fuck off? I'm not sure why this has to be designed for.
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