Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Maybe do the same thing you did for the special that won you four Emmys. Just a thought. 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Can’t really argue that AI is gonna take jobs when it can’t even tell when people are dead. 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Would never work on my cat. She prefers meth. 040
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hope CJ finally figured out where France is 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Something something leopards. Something something eating faces. 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 09/08/2026For International Cat Day - yesterday also happened to be Coraline’s first birthday. She had no interest in her birthday shrimp but absolutely devoured her Fancy Feast. 020
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My new potentially radical take is that private corporations should not be involved in space exploration. 020
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Hey so why does Tweetie Bird have a gun in Coyote vs. Acme 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This news combined with Cohen’s casino plans pretty much cements that he does not give a damn about this team - he sees it as a way to make a quick buck. He has no intention of bringing us to a World Series. He has to go. www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...wsj.comNew York Mets Become First MLB Team to Partner With a Prediction MarketThe New York Mets are making the startup Novig their official prediction-market partner, marking a first for Major League Baseball as the prediction-markets industry looks for a foothold in profession... 280
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Mookie Betts and Kike Hernandez declined the invitation. It wasn’t that hard for everyone else. 020
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 25/07/2026After seeing the Odyssey, I’ve decided that Nolan is the only director I trust to do a full adaptation of The Divine Commedy 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Let’s not forget the most important pattern: The team he roots for loses. 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Most places where teens would gather in my day either no longer exist (shopping malls) or have gotten too expensive to partake in on a regular basis (movie theaters). Not sure what you all expected. 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I tried really hard not to care about the World Cup but my god that giant Viking man is adorable. 0121
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“Wow I can’t believe we’re turning 250 years old” The original 13 colonies: 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I grew up as an altar server. There are exactly two political issues where I would argue the Catholic Church contradicts leftist/liberal ideology: abortion and LGBTQ+ rights. But the ultimate lesson was always “love your neighbor.” That includes migrants. JD Vance is not a real Catholic. 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Not to say what he’s going through isn’t legitimate, but in literally every other profession you would not be able to take this kind of mental health break. 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The fact that it’s not unanimous is so concerning in and of itself. 010
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 29/06/2026How about this? I get the prepaid, Steve takes the leftover $10 bill and shoves it up his ass 020
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Amazing what career opportunities are open to people nowadays. For example, if you’re someone who wants to stand around and be completely useless, you can be a Camden traffic cop. 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Airplane, and the doctor is Daniel Craig. I’ll never be quiet about this. 000
Reposted by Squidward ThurmanCorey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish Dolan screwed the Knicks Spurs in 6 38513
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Nice that they brought Avery Wilson back to sing the Anthem without having to do so in the presence of the orange dictator. 040
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Shoutout to the fly in my apartment for keeping the cat busy while I watch the Tony’s 010
Reposted by Squidward ThurmanLowering the Bar @loweringthebar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026theonion.com/you-people-m...theonion.comYou People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be PresidentFor generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci... 041
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Is poor Rachel Reid gonna have to start rewriting the new Heated Rivalry book 020
Reposted by Squidward ThurmanEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Trump must have missed this part of Judge Cooper's opinion. Or is he not interested in the Kennedy Center anymore because the judge said he has to remove his name from it? 84710
Reposted by Squidward ThurmanTim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act. 1625024893
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This somehow feels simultaneously too long and too short of an Odyssey adaptation 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Remember when the menswear guy got two complete strangers to fight each other since they each fought they were fighting the menswear guy? An opportunity was missed here. 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I looked at this for a solid 30 seconds before realizing it’s not from the Onion 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Every so often it becomes necessary to recirculate this: 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 04/04/2026If it isn’t Sean fighting the Giant Chicken from Family Guy I don’t want it 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The Mets are undefeated since Christopher Jackson screwed up the National anthem. 020
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Love being able to identify different butterflies thanks solely to Animal Crossing 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Is this a safe space to say that Golden is objectively the worst song from the movie 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Miles Caton not even being nominated for his role in this film is absolute madness. 010
Reposted by Squidward ThurmanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/03/2026He looks like the guy trying to break into the juke joint in Sinners 818323
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I’m not taking health advice from a guy who clearly doesn’t know how to survive a zombie apocalypse. 001
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The kitten rarely meows, so it’s always interesting to see on what rare occasions she will do so. Today it was because she discovered a paperclip was not suitable for batting around on the floor. 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Him dating a Kardashian is making more and more sense each day. 000
Squidward Thurman @raebies621.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Imagine making the fact that you converted to Catholicism 99% of your personality just for the pope to shit on you 022