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rachelle - childless cat lady

@rachelle82.bsky.social
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 7h
I really need to learn more about how my employee thinks because her work papers make no sense when I give her a chance to design it. I mean, I still need her work papers to be obvious when a dumb auditor comes to review it. But it’ll make the nudge to that easier.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 9h
Well this is terrifying.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my head Buddy is a girl. Could a boy cat give such a withering stare?
A white and black cat staring at the camera with an ear notched back and a withering stare.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are animatronics a form of media?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you know what part of it is, too like the admirable thing about Enya is the fact that a certain point she just kind of went ". . . okay. I have enough money" and stopped she isn't out here desperately cranking out greatest hits albums and doing arena tours to keep getting richer and richer
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sure I was scared by a movie as a child. But right now I can’t think of anything. I was kinda fearless.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well I broke out the fan for the living room. This couch retains heat like nothing. But this Vornado is a beast. Ruffling my curtains from like 15 feet away.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I were wearing pants you would be getting some great photos of Velcro cat. The main downside is that sometimes he’s grooming himself. Sometimes he’s grooming my thigh.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I missed so many details of Lanterns the first time around. Like, Garrett Dillahunt is Jason Ritter’s dad? He went to art school?? Sunday nights are not peak attention days. Which is great for watching the season finale tonight.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finding out my parents and I disagree on values wasn’t exactly fun.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep. Same for how people think Fox News "turned their friends/family mean & stupid." Sorry, but Fox News wasn't exactly subtle. If your loved ones were watching that stuff uncritically in the first place... I got bad news for you. It's not Fox News that made them like that. : /
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided today is BBQ day. I order BBQ for lunch so I can use the brisket in my chili by the time my beans are done. It’s the most expensive way to make chili, but I’m not ready to commit to sous vide brisket yet. Now *thats* a commitment.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not hating on DTFSt Louis. But also it isn’t filling Death by Lightning shoes yet.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lamictal: The med that recommends warming up with horse pills so you can gauge up
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'm gonna be real with you all. there's a good 10-15% of my brain that is fully dedicated to being excited about visionquest right now and there's no swaying it
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying to decide how much longer I need to pretend to work. Does 5 seem reasonable? A traditional 9-5 in a department known for putting in the hours.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need something new to watch. But also it can’t be plot heavy and needs to be ham fisted in what happens next. My attention has been shot. I need to rewatch Lanterns because I remember liking it, but don’t remember what happened. I was so confused about the time jump they broadcast in episode 1
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love my Apple TV. It’s so ignored their new remote works with their 2015 model. The iPhone would never.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pacific Rim.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did I mention I had to sign up for Microsoft Authenticator for MFA on a tax audit??? Like I wasn’t allowed to defend my employer without it.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Hand Bottle Opener. Just think how cool you'd feel saying "Need a hand?" before opening someone's bottle with this. You'd be the most popular guy around. If only you owned one earlier, perhaps your wife wouldn't have left you. collabs.shop/umsygn
A black, skeletal hand bottle opener removing a gold bottle cap from a beer bottle.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The manager popped by to finally “inspect” my unit and thought I got an interior designer. It was quite the compliment. It was like 90% me and 30% @mostlymartha.bsky.social We agreed on a lot.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boo. The rumination is back and my therapist cancelled today. I will have a session before my co-op thing. But that does nothing for my weekend. Luckily I don’t have plans so I will probably spend it very high and talk through why that’s an unhealthy coping mechanism on Tuesday.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guys, I need you to post more so I don’t have to think about work.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Babby. But also I have sushi on the table. It’s a conundrum.
A tabby cat perched on an unseen pillow to be shoulder height of their person, snoozing happily with his head leaning against the shoulder and a paw draped around a boob.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that was disappointing. The bread was mostly on point, but the sausage was rancid. Like hopefully it wasn’t supposed to taste that way?
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If he hadn’t disappointed me on trans rights, I would 💯 get this shirt.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People who carve faces on pumpkins: we arent stupid, we can still tell they are pumpkins
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was just reminded my kolaches are on the way, and I am so fucking excited. If you’re not from Texas, they are delicious much better versions of pig in a blanket. If you are from Texas, apparently they’re a Texas only thing? Something I did not know when moving out of state.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The curse of living in PST during these Interesting Times is consistently being pissed off before 8AM
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing about going to bed early is that it isn’t correlated to how late I’ll sleep in. My body is wired to wake up at 9:30 am.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ALERT: There is a kolache shop in SF. I repeat there is a kolache shop in SF. I am going to pay the 9 dollar delivery fee to get this for a late breakfast tomorrow.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On the one hand, I do not want to rag on something people like. On the other, why is The Paper so insufferable?
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will an edible make the rumination better or worse? I think we need further data to decide.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I swear I would vote for any politician who promises to criminalize political texts. I don’t think I can make it through October. I just got 3 in the space of 5 minutes.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 38 home is getting ridiculous. Like standing room only at the second stop and can’t pick up more people on the 3rd stop. So I was going to test a route home that drops me at the very first stop. But it was cancelled today.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big question! Will my sexual harassment course include asexuality? It did a decent job describing the trans umbrella.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve chosen my lunch spot based solely on the fact I was craving Barq’s root beer. I am now struggling to convince myself to eat the food part (In & Out)
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Auditor made a mistake that is 50k in our favor. Trying to agree as fast as possible and hope her supervisor is lazy when reviewing her work.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean *I* won’t be surprised when we find out Victor Von Doom was Iron Man all along. But you might have bought the lie.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having to explain that while USPS might say you’re in a city, you might actually exist out of the city tax jurisdiction. Unincorporated areas are just informally adopted by nearby cities. Because unincorporated means they live outside legal city limits. She thinks I am trying to trick her.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/09/2026
Heading to Alaska to get Backpack to sign the release forms.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soap.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It occurred to me too late that Death by Lightning was snubbed at the Emmys. Can anyone make me feel better by hyping up why I should care about DTF St Louis?
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My therapist was no help with my rumination. Supposedly you’re supposed to reassure yourself, recognize the problem you’re trying to solve is emotional and not practical and wait for your neural pathways to slooooooowly adapt. The answer was supposed to be drugs.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I worry I won’t be able to let go of this co-op ruminating until I know if I can get my Happy Hour budget next year. It’s next Tuesday, but that’s still a lot of rumination.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have wound myself up about the co-op again. It’s starts with my budget proposal for the Activities committee I am generously offering to take up. But it needs to get past the worst people ever. And then it’s relitigating every disagreement that has ever happened in the last 8 years.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently the boys threatened to quit the Board if I was reinstated. Instead they haven’t been able to find a replacement for three Board Meetings.
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rachelle - childless cat lady @rachelle82.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a place to sell me a half loaf of bread so I can go on a grilled cheese bender. And before you suggest, my freezer does not have that kind of real estate.
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