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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social

@rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
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I've been a Licensed Massage Therapist for 14+ years. I've got stories. My home is neurodiverse. My kids are grown, and they still want my hugs, cuddles, and time, so I must have done something right.

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RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He's vandalizing historical places in America, and the more he gets away with doing, the more clean up will be needed for his mess.
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☆Jennїe S Jonzen☆ Is He Dead Yet?! 🖖LLAP🤟🍀✴️✳️🌟☘️🗽🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🌈🗿🌻💙💛⭐️ @astartiel.substack.com · 15/04/2026
Seriously.
Black to the Future @Adjective_J

Listen no one is "vilifying" rich people. They ARE villains. If you run a billion dollar company, give yourself millions in dollars and benefits, but pay your individual workers less than a living wage and give them shitty insurance, what are you if not a villain?
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ugh! Right? Him and RFK Jr. I can not hear that monster speak without gagging. It sounds like he's talking through gallons of thick mucus. I just can't. I will absolutely vomit.🤢🤮
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
That's absolutely gorgeous. 😍
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Jean Ann Harrison @yagsyjah.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We had a beautiful love story for a while. That's all it was, though, a story. I wish it were true. I want it to be true. It's a glamour that is dispelling after 10 years.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
His parents neglected their whole family, and now that they're old and feeble, they neglect each other. It's a fitting karma for them both. I don't want that for me, though. I want a true partner that I can count on when shit gets dire. I don't think that my husband has the capacity to be that.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
He's making efforts right now, but just enough to keep me docile. I have no idea what to do just yet. I still wish he'd quit drinking, and we could grow up and help each other rock at life. I think I'm always going to be doing the heavy lifting, and if I become disabled he'll ditch me.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My nervous system is fried from him playing yoyo with my heart, and he wants to tell me it's my own fault for getting upset with him playing yoyo with my heart. "Just don't let what I do every day get to you, EASY as that." As if I'm a robot, and emotions are just features I can remove.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Then he behaves exactly like the scorpion to the frog who was trying to save them both from the flood. He stings me, then says "I don't know why you're so upset. You knew I was a scorpion."
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
He stopped treating me with any level of importance. No communication, no affection, no attention. Meanwhile, he's "GOT TO BE THERE" for people he just met. Like he's got to talk everyone down off a cliff, but when I tell him I'm drowning, it's a ME problem.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Ending a relationship you wish didn't have to end, sucks. My marriage COULD be awesome. We share a lot of common interests, we've got decades of history together, we're very sexually compatible, like we should be able to grow old together. But I have been in love with his potential.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Get him TF out of our Whitehouse!!!!!
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Rep. Ilhan Omar @repilhan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 30/03/2026
So I was watching the 1993 Finish Made For TV adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, and thought everyone should see the moment where Gollum falls into Mount Doom.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Gross. Yet another celebrity giving me the ick. 😒🤢
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
America is being held hostage by a criminal regime that will allow any level of atrocity to happen as a bid to stay out of prison, which is an inevitability.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In EVERY video I've seen of ICE in airports across the nation, all ICE is doing is walking around or standing around. I haven't seen a single video of them actually helping TSA get passengers through the lines at all. They look like a bunch of mall walkers and louterers. 😒
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Today's New Yorker cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers
ICE
ivan!
"I understand there's a problem you need made a million times worse?"
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I thought it said, "JD Vance is being tortured" for a moment. 😂🤣😂
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Pol Niuman @pol-niuman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Egon Schiele (1907)
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Think voting doesn’t matter? 766 votes.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
That's suckers with a Capital F. 😂😂😂
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I like that people are filming them. We need to know who these sucker's are, so when the ICE trials are happening, we know who to hunt down and charge.
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Locavite @locavite.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Let’s linger longer… #MushroomMonday 🍄‍🟫 #ShroomScrolling 🍄
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What an excellent shot.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When do we rip the regime out of our Whitehouse like the kids at the end of Weapons???????
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I did this my whole childhood, into my mid 20's. It drove my Mom nuts. My pallet expanded way more into my 30's. My mom would be so proud if she were still on this side of existence.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Melanie Stansbury: “Justice for survivors means investigating all credible tips. That includes credible tips against the President — the public demands answers It is time to depose the President”
Rep. Melanie Stansbury, D-N.M., leaves the House Democrats' caucus meeting in the U.S. Capitol. (Bill Clark/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
In the 1990's, if you were to tell me that someday I would trust the word of Iran over the word of the American President, I would have thought you were nuts, but here we are.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When do we rip the regime out of our Whitehouse like the kids at the end of Weapons????
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Moonlit road in Ojai. 8”x6” oil
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
As soon as I learn that an artist is a POS in their personal life, I'm done paying my time/attention/money to their art. I don't want art from poisoned minds.
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Harbor Silhouettes II 12”x12” oil Available on my website.
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☀️🌱SunCome🚫👑 @llfarm.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
All. So. Gross.
THE MEDIA IS
TRYING TO MAKE
THE PRESIDENT
LOOK BAD!!
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
New 6”x8” oil
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michaelsolomon2.bsky.social @michaelsolomon2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Mommy 8647 @kmcollado.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
We could end this by arresting Trump and his cohorts right now.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/03/2026
Crockett: "What if someone from another country said 'We're gonna bomb America bc we have a warrant for the president's arrest bc of the child sex trafficking in the Epstein files.' Every single one of you sticking up for him right now would be screaming. The analysis has to be the same."
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It doesn't matter to my nervous system how many times he's humiliated me with his drunkenness. I don't yet know how to go the rest of my life without feeling his touch ever again. He was my safe space for years until he wasn't. How do I survive this?
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
With his heavy drinking and drugging, my biggest fear is that I'm going to find his body. He's passed out on the bathroom floor and fell and hit his head countless times. I can't be his nurse anymore. I need to nurse myself back into human existence. I haven't felt like a person in years.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Congratulations, guys! Well deserved! Thank you for your service to America, providing us with actual news.🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
He overdrafted his bank account, getting wasted, and so he couldn't buy booze. He just spent the whole night pouting in the bedroom. "You didn't text me." "Yeah, I didn't have a reason to. You've made it clear that you would rather I not text you, and just leave you alone. You got your wish."
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Letting go of a dismissive avoidant is rough. My nervous system has been rewired to crave him. I'm addicted to this man who wouldn't be able to tell you my correct birthday on the first try. I didn't text him when I got off work last night. I didn't have a reason. He noticed, only because....
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’ve been waiting to paint a couple of reference images taken at a campground in Wyoming about a decade ago. Here’s the first, an 8”x8” oil, the only sunset of the bunch. The rest are blue hour/ nocturne campfire compositions.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I really hate this painfully stupid regime.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
And on every banner that he hangs on Federal buildings, like the American government is a FOX news ad. Use paint drones to artfully reject the regime.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Donald Trump is notorious for filing lawsuits at the drop of a hat. He's filed over 4,000 of them. Many for defamation. But Donald *will not* sue Ted Lieu for defamation. Why? He's been told by lawyers that in defamation actions, truth is an absolute defense.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social @rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Now his kisses are quick pecks, no make out sessions. He says "love you" instead of "I love you." He doesn't touch me. If I didn't initiate hugs, I'd never get them. I'm not even an after thought. 10 years, and it's over.
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