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Chris Kelly

@raceabilene.com
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Network IT/drag racer. ProAm Photog. Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel. Future's uncertain & the end is always near. Share a🍷or ☕️ #WomensRights MarriedAF/DM if know U💑🌈🌊 Full Vax #VoteBlue #EmpowerWomen 💙 in red west TX

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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 05/12/2025
You, me break into a liquor store, get trashed and pass out - we go to jail. But be a raccoon - you get a whole marketing campaign. 🤣 www.wric.com/news/local-n...
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 05/12/2025
It's Friday! Party like a Virginia raccoon.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 21/11/2025
www.theringer.com/2025/11/20/n...
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How the Story of the American Revolution Is Misunderstood
Ken Burns’s new documentary unpacks the Revolutionary War—and explains why history doesn’t repeat, even if human nature never changes
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 17/11/2025
It's right there in the plan documents.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 11/11/2025
How a real leader acts abcnews.go.com/US/video/oba...
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Video Obama surprises veterans arriving on Honor Flight to DC
The former president welcomed a flight of Korean and Vietnam War veterans and their families ahead of the Veterans Day holiday.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 11/11/2025
Have to agree with Calvin here, the pace is way too hectic.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 10/11/2025
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy 🙏 Remembering the 29 🙏
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
I spent many years working along side women, working in women run departments, in many different settings from warehousing to C-Suite. If women ruin the workplace, I'll take a ruined workplace any day of the week. The bitchiest babies are/were men. And, marriage is marriage, full stop. Let love be.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
I could stand to lose a couple hundred pounds myself, but damn. Math is no friend to any of these Administration Asshats. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Dr. Oz made a stunning estimate after Trump’s obesity drug deals: ’135 billion’ pounds?!
Dr. Oz's wildly optimistic weight loss projections raise eyebrows.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
Space - the touristy frontier.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
ELO setting the rhythm of tonight's workout. 🎶💪
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TonyHQ @tonyhq1985.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Scramble all you want 🍊💩 The ills you wish upon this country have already been felt by many people who can’t even bring themselves to say it. Your time is up.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Happy Thursday, earthlings.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 05/11/2025
Continental catastrophe
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Oh, you simple-minded, wheezing gargoyle . . . you were very much on the ballot. You are blamed for the shutdown. You are blamed from SNAP shutting down. You are blamed for a bad economy. And numerous people interviewed last night mentioned that seeing the East Wing destroyed motivated them to vote.
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Sion Scary 🖤🐉 @sionsweetagain.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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There's a photo of a bear skeleton in situ in a cave.
Text: skeleton of cave bear in Bear's Cave, Romania
daggerdawn: wonder why it's called that
lgcarter: This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hope, but, long story short: it's called Romania because there were once Romans there.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 26/09/2025
Kimmel returns on Sinclair, their total BS release is here: sbgi.net/sinclair-sta...
sbgi.net
Sinclair Statement on the Return of Jimmy Kimmel Live! - Sinclair, Inc
Baltimore, MD – September 26, 2025 – Sinclair today announced that it will end its preemption of Jimmy Kimmel Live! and the show will return, this evening, on Sinclair’s ABC affiliates. Our objective ...
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 26/09/2025
Gee, what could possibly go wrong with this. 😐 www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Elon Musk just sold Grok to U.S. government for 42 cents—and signals warmer ties with Trump
Washington is quietly handing Musk a foothold in the AI race with a licensing deal.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 18/09/2025
This is now where we are. The philistines are breaching the gate. Account name redacted to protect the innocent. I may start locking accounts down hard.
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🪷 𝑻𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒚𝒔 𝑽𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 🪷 @tammysvoice.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
💯
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 04/09/2025
And let me just say that, if there truly is a hell, Joe Ladapo can burn in it for eternity. Equating life saving vaccines to slavery is a special kind of demented mind fuck.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 04/09/2025
In case you'd like to know the political hellscape we inhabit here.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 20/08/2025
Who's up for seafood?
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 24/07/2025
Happy birthday to me. 😆69 and feeling fine! Except for that right knee, otherwise fine! Oh, the shoulder kinda hurts this morning - but OK! 🤣
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 18/07/2025
Happy Friday to everyone not outed with their side piece at a Coldplay concert. 🤣
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 14/07/2025
CONTINUE TO ROAST TRUMP WITH PICTURES AND TRUP'S ASSOCIATION WITH THIS PREDATOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 😎
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 14/07/2025
Just how bad can AI get - www.eweek.com/news/grok-4-...
eweek.com
Everything to Know About Grok 4: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
TechnologyAdvice's Grant Harvey provides a deep dive on Grok 4, the "new" model from Elon Musk's AI company xAI.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 13/06/2025
Happy Friday the 13th!
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 11/06/2025
Rest In Peace - Brian Wilson 🌊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90b...
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God Only Knows (Remastered 1999)
YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 09/06/2025
The night was a bad bitch. Storms all night, heavy rain, hail, high winds. We lost a tree and there are lots of downed trees and branch debris on the way in to work. And at work. Still raining, storms possible next 3 days.
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MJdowntheshore @mjdowntheshore.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Good Friday morning #NMRollCall It is June 6th, the day the original ANTIFA showed how allies work with and defend each other. Never forget.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/06/2025
Happy Friday! It's nearly the weekend, hope everyone has a wonderful, easy day! Here? Hot. Way hot. Stupid hot. Did I mention the temp is up?
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🦋Fiona McGee🦋🚫👑🐈🐈‍⬛ @judymccarthy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
😂
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 14/05/2025
Amazon's Prime Grifter
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 11/05/2025
🌹Happy Mother's Day!🌹
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 08/05/2025
This is how much Trump wants to wreck the country and make people suffer. “I do not believe it is in the best interests of the American people to eliminate the Federal Emergency Management Agency,” Hamilton said at the hearing. <--Fired for speaking truth www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
politico.com
FEMA chief is fired
Federal Emergency Management Agency acting Administrator Cameron Hamilton told people he was terminated Thursday.
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🪷 𝑻𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒚𝒔 𝑽𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 🪷 @tammysvoice.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
DERPITY DERP DERP!
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/05/2025
This is sick and malicious discrimination. I cry for all my LGBTQ friends and their families. No one should be subject to live life surrounded by such fear and intimidation. 😭🤬❤️💚💜🖤💙🌈 You are safe, loved, and appreciated here.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/05/2025
Are you fucking kidding me - no, apparently not. 🤦‍♂️ arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride
Colgate and Crest toothpastes are in the crosshairs.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 05/05/2025
For those that celebrate ..mayonnaise. 😎
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 04/05/2025
May the 4th be with you! 🙏😄🤺💪
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 02/05/2025
Happy Friday! Hope the day is good to you. We have everything scheduled here in the weather department - sun and warm this morning, now rain and thunder with a 10 degree drop, later cold front and 40s tonight. Rain chances next days: 88%, 0%, 1%, 93% - it crazy.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 01/05/2025
Windows, for some reason, decided to stretch one of my sunset shots across both monitors. Cool 😎 #Photography
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 01/05/2025
American Dream, or American nightmare? www.aei.org/carpe-diem/c...
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 01/05/2025
Somebody bring the chips.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 30/04/2025
Good Playlist, painful workout. Right hamstring hurt the entire time even after lots of stretching. 😬
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