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Chris Kelly

@raceabilene.com
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Network IT/drag racer. ProAm Photog. Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel. Future's uncertain & the end is always near. Share a🍷or ☕️ #WomensRights MarriedAF/DM if know U💑🌈🌊 Full Vax #VoteBlue #EmpowerWomen 💙 in red west TX

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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 05/12/2025
You, me break into a liquor store, get trashed and pass out - we go to jail. But be a raccoon - you get a whole marketing campaign. 🤣 www.wric.com/news/local-n...
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 05/12/2025
It's Friday! Party like a Virginia raccoon.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 21/11/2025
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How the Story of the American Revolution Is Misunderstood
Ken Burns’s new documentary unpacks the Revolutionary War—and explains why history doesn’t repeat, even if human nature never changes
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 17/11/2025
In Abbott's Texas, he'll probably get a promotion.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 17/11/2025
Hope your day gets better, or at least you can rest and maybe recharge. I had the first good night in many nights, I know how rare that can be. 🌹🫶
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 17/11/2025
It's right there in the plan documents.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 11/11/2025
How a real leader acts abcnews.go.com/US/video/oba...
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Video Obama surprises veterans arriving on Honor Flight to DC
The former president welcomed a flight of Korean and Vietnam War veterans and their families ahead of the Veterans Day holiday.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 11/11/2025
Happy Tuesday, Zee! 😘🌹💜🫶
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 11/11/2025
Have to agree with Calvin here, the pace is way too hectic.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 10/11/2025
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy 🙏 Remembering the 29 🙏
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
I spent many years working along side women, working in women run departments, in many different settings from warehousing to C-Suite. If women ruin the workplace, I'll take a ruined workplace any day of the week. The bitchiest babies are/were men. And, marriage is marriage, full stop. Let love be.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
Durp. Them that pay, get to play.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
If only GLP-1 could make that disappear.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
Of course, Trump has no idea who he is, somebody just handed him a paper. 🤬
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
It's completely nuts. 300 million dead a year - you'd think there'd be way less traffic by now. people.com/trump-incorr...
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Trump Claims 300 Million People Died of Drug Overdoses Last Year. There Were Only 62 Million Deaths Globally in 2024
President Donald Trump has attributed a U.S. military strike on a Venezuelan vessel to a drug overdose epidemic, , claiming "300 million people died last year from drugs." But the estimated number of ...
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
The Orca Mafia is brutal. "Take the liver, leave the carcass."
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
Seriously. Barf.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
Oh hell. 🤣
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
I could stand to lose a couple hundred pounds myself, but damn. Math is no friend to any of these Administration Asshats. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Dr. Oz made a stunning estimate after Trump’s obesity drug deals: ’135 billion’ pounds?!
Dr. Oz's wildly optimistic weight loss projections raise eyebrows.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
Space - the touristy frontier.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 07/11/2025
ELO setting the rhythm of tonight's workout. 🎶💪
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TonyHQ @tonyhq1985.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Scramble all you want 🍊💩 The ills you wish upon this country have already been felt by many people who can’t even bring themselves to say it. Your time is up.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Time to cancel his presidential series.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Greyhound thinking like "We're gonna need bigger busses..."
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
The open face of the resistance.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
The more I read about it the sadder it is. Just horrible.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
His decor style is 1800s American Whorehouse.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
What the well dressed pimp is wearing today.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
So, that guy took the first prescription filled by Trump RX.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Mr. Swipe Left on Grindr.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
He'll drag anchor as much as possible. I'm sure his DOG, er sorry, DOJ will try best to interfere, appeal, lie, obfuscate where possible.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Rafael works hard to push the boundaries of pathetic and the passion of licking boots. Our Jr. Loser from Texas.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
That's really his only art.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Happy Thursday, Nan! 🙏☕️🌹😎
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Well, here we go - standard Trump "Art of the Stiff"
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
That will set every republican incels hair on fire for sure. And, I'm here for it.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Sweet. 💙
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
We shall defeat them because we haz cheeseburgers.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
It's an alien landscape out there
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
"hooya, Navy" wins a prize. 🤮
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
I personally wouldn't give a stainless steel nickel for that guy.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Beautiful. Reminds me of a similar layout in New Orleans.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
The message that "you can't buy my vote with bullshit" needs to echo across the land.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
I have never been to NYC but even my tiny Texas brain knows better than that stupid dude. Immigrants coming in to NYC built this country. Have Irish in my family tree so I'll bet that it's a pretty short run from me sitting here in my high tech office in the year 2025 back to Ellis Island.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Have a wonderful Thursday and hope you have a great group of students there!
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
Happy Thursday, earthlings.
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Chris Kelly @raceabilene.com · 06/11/2025
They truly want to go back to "white man that owns property can vote"
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