Sign in

Rabidmonkey

@rabidmonkey.bsky.social
52 followers 45 following 536 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If I say these are for people with multiple 'tisms, does the joke land? Or is the wordplay too clunky?
A grocery shelf containing star shaped tater tots in red, white, and blue packaging.
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The lily got excited about June. It had one bloom Saturday and 2 yesterday, but today it's a full dozen.
A day lily with many dark orange blooms on it.
020
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We had ducks at work today.
A pair (one male, one female) of ducks sitting in one of those islands of mulch in a parking lot.
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Testing something for @lovekaelyn.bsky.social
My dad holding our dog Heidi (1986-1999) while shirtless. Also, the room is decorated for Christmas.
100
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Designing Women
Promo shot of the main cast of Designing Women. (From left to right: Annie Potts, Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, and Dixie Carter.)
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Muppet Babies.
A still image from the cartoon Muppet Babies of all the characters looking at a TV in distress
110
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Stolen from Kaelyn
Get to know me by my childhood tv shows. 1 like = 1 show.
120
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Went bra shopping last night. I don't know if my hormones are doing weird things again or if I’ve just lost a little weight, but I'm back in a G.
My cubby self in a fitting room, wearing a heathered purple bra.
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Nearly empty shampoo bottle
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
"All my homies" meme hating on Emily
120
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
He's so cute 👻
Iridescent glass (probably actually plastic) soap dispenser in the shape of a ghost
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My teeth are clean and my hair is shorter (plus I had a coffee drink.) Overall a successful day out, even if they did do my dental cleaning with the manual tools instead of the industrial strength waterpick (which I prefer, which I thought was in my file.)
Mirror selfie of my shorter hair, taken in a public bathroom
110
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Yeah, that's depressing
Weather update that says it's 78° and "humidity makes tomorrow's high feel like 104°F"
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Further proof: country drag
A drag king preforming in a cowboy hat and a rhinestone blazer
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
This is pride in (close proximity to) the southern US.
A banner that says "All y'all are welcome"
110
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
My brother is the same way
Tweet that reads:
Them: you try this new energy drink?
Me, chugging a 44oz sugared iced coffee: I don't drink that shit.
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Twinsies (is that mutual mutual pining?)
Quiz results: mutual pining
110
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Sitting by a fountain contemplating the fact that I don't know exactly where in here my dad grew up. (He said where his house was was replaced by hospital parking lot, but it might actually be under building expansion by now.)
A parking lot with hospital buildings in the background
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Enormous lie
Headcanon generator that has generated "Laurie falls asleep inhumanly quickly"
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Whereas I, by contrast, am basically an angel
Results of a purity test. Rebel (27) "You're getting there, but you're definitely just beginning to experiment with your wild half. Welcome to the dark side, love, it's a fun place to be."
100
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Okay, should I buy a chair? Full disclosure: if that price was for the pair I would mostly just be asking if anyone can help me get them home, but $100 each for chairs that I will ultimately (but not immediately) need to pay to get reupholstered is a budget stretch for me.
A blue armchair in a thrift shop
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Update: it has arrived
A takeout container full of fried rice, general tso's chicken, and bourbon chicken.
220
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Today I got an exam room with a view of the parking garage instead of the cool houses on the south side of the building.
View of a parking garage through a window at my oral surgeon's office.
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This is not a dusting...
Snow. On grass, bushes, and the parking lot/street.
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation
House-shaped ceramic wall hanging that says "my idea of house work is to sweep the room with a glance"
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My gutter brain giggled at this ad, so maybe yours will too
Ad for a mobile game called All in Hole! showing assorted whole fruits and a small hole they presumably go into.
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This is what I bought
Fidget toy of blue plastic cubesHeart shaped keychain that says "please be nice to me even though I am sorta mean"Silver and black checkerboard print ring worn on a thumb Pinback button that is pink with a rainbow on it that reads "surviving purely out of spite"
110
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This picture is for @alienlesbian.bsky.social specifically
Articulated plastic possum fidget toy, complete with plastic trashcan full of wire balls of "trash"
110
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Discovered a cute shop today. There was so much awesome stuff there.
Door that reads "Corkscrew Curiosities vintage, antiques, oddities, handmade. Open hours Tuesday-Saturday 10am to 5pm. Check our social media for updates"Display of items, including dice and graphic socks Merchandise display including fidget rings, stickers, moth man valentine cards, and a possum fidget toy.Displayed merchandise including framed prints of a jack-o-lantern and a cluster of mushrooms and a crocheted square in the colors of the lesbian flag.
210
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Bob Ross painting with the following quote "Gotta have opposites dark and light, light and dark in painting. It's like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now."
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We've had little visitors come past today
Snowy patio with icicles hanging from the chair and table and kitty footprints in the snow.
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
And now it's (freezing) rain
The view out my patio doors with iced over snow and icicles hanging from the patio furniture
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Weather update (also it's 27°F)
Snowy view out my patio doors
100
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Question for my pickle enthusiasts: what are your thoughts on this?
Pickle de Gallo pickle salsa
100
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Post your favorite photo that you took in 2024
Really awesome cloud formations over a strip mall and a red robin
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I don't know if Charleigh is a guy or a girl, but I don't trust their parents
A list of names written on a dry erase board.
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
When the author said it wasn't accurate, they were not lying
Results for a uquiz saying I'm 5'10-6' (177cm-182cm)
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Enjoyed my holiday party with my friends (and the host's adorable pup)
A banner that reads "merry everything to every one" in rainbow text.A plate containing a piece of cheesecake and a cookie that looks like a murder victim.A pit mix (emphasis on mix) sitting on a couch and holding hands with his human
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Cookie, sweetheart, I don't think you know what you're suggesting. That would be entirely unnatural for me.
Fortune that says "in every challenge, seek the silver lining and stay positive."
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
In all fairness, taking care of/dealing with her has defined the last several years of my life, so why not 2025.
The wordsearch with the name Carla highlighted
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
And we're not talking about a small number of things to keep track of, because she went overboard every year. (I think she used some tricks like coding by paper for identical boxes)
Me (age 9) and three German shepherd dogs in front of a Christmas tree with many, many presents under and around it.
110
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I will offer a picture in exchange. The girl who did my hair and nails was drinking a blender of margaritas while she worked and some of my acrylics were crooked.
A framed prom picture from the 90s. He's in a black tux, and she's in a dark blue dress with a high slit and a lot of transparent lace on the chest.
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yo.
D'arcy Carden as Jason in the Janets episode of The Good Place
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Anyone beating these numbers? (Does not include the pick up order I just placed) (yes I make a lot of small purchases, often multiple in a day)
Screen capture from my target app saying that so far this year I've saved $748.53 in 346 purchases
100
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I've noticed before that they never mention very recognizable characters by name, but when I went looking for examples I was even more annoyed to find none of these descriptions of a popular gif convey the point of the gif either.
Hot Blanche gif (the one with the spray bottle) with alt text "a woman is standing in a kitchen with her hands on her hips"Hot Blanche gif (the one with the spray bottle) with alt text "a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen next to a potted plant"Hot Blanche gif (the one with the spray bottle) with alt text "a woman in a purple shirt is holding a bottle of water in her hand"Hot Blanche gif (the one with the spray bottle) with alt text "a woman in a purple robe in front of a microwave in a kitchen"
000
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Update:
My right foot in a walking boot
100
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Would this help?
An old tweet of reverse fic tropes
100
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Give me a number 1-96 and I'll give you a (music) video
Header page for my 2024 recap playlist
200
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You let a collab be your go to starting point and suddenly some guy you're otherwise completely unfamiliar with is your #2 artist.
YouTube recap.
Top artists: 1. Lauren Sanderson 2. Former Vandal 3. Chappell Roan 4. Renée Rapp 5. MUNA
Top tracks: 1. Gold 2. Frustrated 3. Pretty Girls 4. Not My Fault 5. Better Anyway 
Total time: 6,965 minutes
010
Rabidmonkey @rabidmonkey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Technically I do have Spotify and therefore a Spotify wrapped, but this sums up why I don't feel the need to participate in the show and tell posting
Screenshot from a Spotify wrapped that says "you listened for 288 minutes this year"
000