rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 29/05/2025@chrisraccoons.bsky.social Party time? 120
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I feel like naming a couple of NFL Hall of Famers for no particular reason: Junious Buchanan Mel Blount 010
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I wonder if James Comey is still feeling proud about sabotaging Hillary… 020
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Did the College of Cardinals even CONSIDER electing a rabid fox? Probably not. 010
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 26/01/2025How I arrived on Bluesky…media.tenor.coma red fox is running through the snow in the wild .ALT: a red fox is running through the snow in the wild . 010
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 11/01/2025According to the New York Times “Flashback” quiz, in 1676 “Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, a Dutch cloth merchant, want[ed] to see his threads more clearly. He [made] his own microscope, and [was] the first to observe bacteria.” That must have come as quite the unpleasant shock to van Leeuwenhoek… 020
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 29/12/2024As we brace for the inauguration of the worst human being ever to occupy the presidency, let’s remember one of the best. RIP, Sir. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/u...nytimes.comJimmy Carter, 39th U.S. President, Is Dead at 100Rising from Georgia farmland to the White House, he oversaw the historic Camp David peace accords, but his one-term presidency was waylaid by troubles at home and abroad. 031
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Happy #BoxingDay everyone! Don’t know much about the holiday… Let’s see what goes on… Presents? Cool… Soccer games… OK. Hmm… What’s this… Hunting parties for… WTF?!? 000
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate—and to those who DON’T celebrate! (‘Cuz why should those who celebrate have all the fun?) 000
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 22/12/2024NYT headline: “China Dangles Pandas as ‘Bait’ to Court Local Politicians,” and I think Dangling Pandas is going to be my new band name. 010
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 20/12/2024GREAT MOMENTS IN WORKPLACE CONVERSATION: 1: I’m so tired of these people 2: Is this the airing of the grievances? 1: It is almost Festivus… 3: Is that the one where we go out and kill everybody? 1: … 2: OK, you’re thinking of the Purge… 3: Oh… 1: Common mistake… But really—don’t mix them up. 000
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Hey #AnimalCaucus, hear me out: TikTok needs to be sold to US folks to keep operating in the US. The asking price is $200b. Bake sale? 150
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Hey @boebertgoat.bsky.social, are we still doing this? The category: Scientific Discoveries 110
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Try to live your life so that, when you’re gunned down in the street, your murder doesn’t immediately become fodder for comedic memes. 010
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Just saw an ad for the Hallmark Channel, boasting “15 all-new Christmas movies,” and I can’t help but think they’re probably stretching the meaning of “all-new.”. . . And for that matter the meaning of “movie.” 040
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I’ve been told that pictures of one’s cat are appreciated, so here you go! 050
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 29/11/2024This Fox, for one, welcomes his new robot overlords… 120
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 24/11/2024At breakfast today, at the next table, an adorable toddler was repeatedly singing the alphabet. Every time, though, she would sing, “q r s… B u v…” and NOBODY corrected her… This is why the world is going to hell… 141
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Wow… Matt Gaetz didn’t even last a full Scaramucci… 020
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 21/11/2024There was a question on “Jeopardy!” tonight about a famous hermit. If you’re a famous hermit, aren’t you kind of a failure? 010
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Last year, when the two big movies opened on the same day, everyone was talking about “Barbenheimer.” I haven’t heard anyone talking about “Wickiator II,” so let me be the first. #WickiatorII 000
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 15/11/2024So sad to see how quickly BlueSky has been co-opted by Big Library and Big Pet… Can nothing withstand the forces of chaos…. 030
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 15/11/2024You know you’re through the rabbit hole when you hear “Marco Rubio, Secretary of State,” and think… “Oh, well… I guess that’s OK.” 040
rabidcongressfox.bsky.social @rabidcongressfox.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Biting all the best people since… well, since about ten minutes ago. Matt Gaetz has barely escaped a chomping! 030
