Ima poet
But don’t know it
My hooves give me away
Cuz they’re Longfellows
🐐
(OK someone else wrote the poem…)
#SrslyBoebertTendToMyHooves
Ima Goat
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Long-suffering goat wuts belongs to Colorado’s most embarrassing Representative. Fighting to put Boop in Merriam Webster’s book…and defend Democracy…ijs 🐐 Likely parody
